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Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar, and doesn't.
Then he ordered a drink. A tachyon walks into a bar.
A neutron walks into a bar. “I’d like a beer” .bartender promptly serves up a beer. “How much will that be?” “For you?no charge”
A neutrino walks into a bar, but doesn't order anything. It was just passing through.
A virus walks into a bar, asking "Can I get a pint?" bartender "We don't serve viruses", "Well, you're not a very good host."
What's a "cation"? A positively charged kitten.
What's a tachyon? A gluon that's not dry.
What's a polar bear? A rectangular bear after a coordinate transform.
Student recognizes Einstein on train & asks "Excuse me, professor, but does New York stop here?"
A cop stops Heisenberg for speeding. "Do you know how fast you were going?" "No, but I know where I was."
Atom 1: Someone stole one of my electrons!
Atom 2: Are you sure?
Atom 1: I'm positive!
Power = Work / Time ;
Knowledge is Power ;
Time is Money ;
=> Money = Work / Knowledge.
So I can earn more by knowing less.
Chemical Doctors: If we can't helium or curium we barium.
What do you do with a dead chemist? Barium.
What is the unit of power? Yes.
Asked if he believes in one God, a mathematician answered: Yes, up to isomorphism.
Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar, and doesn't.
Then he ordered a drink. A tachyon walks into a bar.
A neutron walks into a bar. “I’d like a beer” .bartender promptly serves up a beer. “How much will that be?” “For you?no charge”
A neutrino walks into a bar, but doesn't order anything. It was just passing through.
A virus walks into a bar, asking "Can I get a pint?" bartender "We don't serve viruses", "Well, you're not a very good host."
What's a "cation"? A positively charged kitten.
What's a tachyon? A gluon that's not dry.
What's a polar bear? A rectangular bear after a coordinate transform.
Student recognizes Einstein on train & asks "Excuse me, professor, but does New York stop here?"
A cop stops Heisenberg for speeding. "Do you know how fast you were going?" "No, but I know where I was."
Atom 1: Someone stole one of my electrons!
Atom 2: Are you sure?
Atom 1: I'm positive!
Power = Work / Time ;
Knowledge is Power ;
Time is Money ;
=> Money = Work / Knowledge.
So I can earn more by knowing less.
Chemical Doctors: If we can't helium or curium we barium.
What do you do with a dead chemist? Barium.
What is the unit of power? Yes.
Asked if he believes in one God, a mathematician answered: Yes, up to isomorphism.
