相对论打油诗

There was a young lady named Bright,
Whose speed was far faster than light;
She started one day
In a relative way,
And returned on the previous night.
A. H. Reginald Buller in Punch (Dec. 19, 1923): 591.
BBC电视电影Hawking里Cumberbatch在饭桌上引用的。
此打油诗首次出现在1923年的Punch杂志（据说通常翻译成《笨拙》？），作者是个生物学家，研究真菌的。