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C：嘿嘿嘿···克里斯啊，腻浩

我：shit....why are you still here?

C：最近宰家，我薛了很多中文，我爵得···

C：我爵得，我地中文，比你德英文，要耗很多

我：that's bullshit...my daughter's Chinese is better than yours.

C：Olivia中文比我好？那是不可能。

我：I'm talking about Zelda.

C：呵····男人

我：what do you mean by "呵····男人？”

C：酒是英文的“Oh...man"

我：（扶额)····

C：你爵得，你是黄种人吗？

我：i'm not fxxking yellow am I? English is stupid in that regard...but yes...I can be called 黄种人。

C：那黄种人喝搞黄色有霉有什么脸系？

我：ah....fxxk....

C：why？pornography事荒色？黄？荒？荒色？

我：I don't know...why you always have these shitty questions?

C：届里只有腻一个中国人，我嗨能稳谁？

我：I don't know why it's called 黄色·····but it has nothing to do with the colour of our skin.

C：为什么in Cantonese里面，卖咸鸭蛋是斯了的意思？

我：I don't speak Cantonese

C: 那你也不指到“瓜老衬”

我：no idea....

C：then do you know anything about 㾀歹 and 走去踮?

我：da fxxk is that?

C: Minnan

我：what is Minnan？

C：米难话

我：it's not Mi Nnan, it's 闽 南

C：走去踮为什么也是死？

我：I don't speak 闽南

C：are you really Chinese? what language do you speak?

我：普通话, 普 to the 通 to the 话，mandarin is the darin man.

C：那为什么刃死了，要说“嗝屁”

我：········

C：腻的大脑爆炸了，大脑翘辫子了

我：why you always managed to find a way to avoid using Chinese idiomatically?

我：你他妈为什么总是能那么不地道的说中文？

C：not my problem...your language is...you know....

我：what？ say it

C：You can't do what i do in English

我：I can

C：Can you really?

我：why is that if you water water, water grows?

C：wait....等一等

我：what if I can't find a rock when I rock your baby to sleep?

C：but....

我：what?

C：我很头疼，我的大脑圆寂了

我：哎···············