BoJack Horseman S1 Ep. 5

⁃ Family is a sinkhole, and you have the right to get out when you have the chance.

⁃ The stupid thing is even now I still just want them to be proud of me, and think I did good. Is that really stupid?

⁃ Yup!

⁃ No it isn’t!

⁃ Yes it is. You want those guys to be proud of you?

⁃ I guess I was just hoping to get some modicum of closure.

⁃ Closure is a made-up thing by Steven Spielberg to sell movie tickets. It’s like true love and the Munich Olympics. Doesn’t exist in the real world. The only thing to do now is just to keep living forward.

⁃ Yeah but every time I come back here they...

⁃ So don’t come back here! What’s great about Los Angeles is nobody cares about where you’re from or who you are. It’s a superficial town where you don’t worry about stupid things like keeping your pool clean and what artisanal nuts to put on your salad.