orange is the new black
1. People forget we was all new here once.
2. -You don't back here, all right?
-That's what I'm hoping.
-I hope so too
-Most of these girls are in and out so much, it's like they are fucking the place.
3. You know how some people have imaginary friends? I think you might have imaginary enemies.
4. You are not an agent of God, okay? God can do so much better than you. You must know that right?
5. That's a rhetorical question!
6. -Yo, respect your mother! -Why? She never acted like no mom?
7. -Alex: My mom has like four jobs. - B: That's not something that need to brag about. You dress like a bum. C: She smells like one too. Bye-bye pigsty!
8. Mom: What the fuck was that ?
Alex: I'm not wearing those any more, they are bobos!
Mom: Go get'em back !
Alex: Jessica Wegde says they are lame.
Mom: So fuck Jessica Wedge.
9. X: You know you are going to hell! And you are gonna burn there for the entire eternity! Alex: I'm already there.
10. I don't want to jinx it. 我不想触霉头，招来厄运
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11. You know which kids suffer in this world, Melanie? The one who aren't given the opportunity to succeed alongside every other kid their age. And I'll be damned if I label my child "less than" so that the rest of the world can put her in a box and dismiss her before she's had a chance to succeed in life
