国外一位霍二叔的女粉丝仿拟的一段歌词
国外一位名叫Jill的女淀粉，根据加拿大女歌手Carly Rae Jepsen的歌曲《Call Me Maybe》为偶像霍二叔仿拟了一段歌词，翻译如下：
I put his key in my pocket
我把他的钥匙装进我的口袋
Don’t worry, he’ll never know it
别担心我二叔定能瞒天过海
I looked at the pendulum
我观看陵墓游戏，目睹瞎子遭哑巴谋害
And now it’s ready
于是，我的连环剿灭戏码渐渐展开
I would trade anything
有个人的命我愿付出我的一切去换
Seth Baxter is a big dick
他就是塞斯·巴克斯特这个小瘪三
I wasn’t looking for this
为什么要杀我妹妹？你我本无仇无怨
But you killed my sis
让妹妹跟你这种男人算我霍夫曼眼残
Your stare was holdin’
你那被遗忘的眼神
Crushed hands, blood was flowin’
手腕被锤碎，血肉在飞腾
The, big, pendulum was swingin’
巨大钟摆划过寸草不生！
Why am I ****in’ doing this!
淀粉骂我太疯癫，他们不懂才是真！
Hey, I just framed you
老头，我这招叫做借刀杀人
And this is crazy
我知道我很疯
But I’m Mark Hoffman
可这才匹配我的狗牌：“二叔威猛”
So test me maybe?
想给我玩游戏？我坐等！
It’s hard to look right
不过我毕竟曾是名门正道
At you Seth Baxter
目睹狗贼被切成两半我还是有些困扰
Cause I’m a murderer
无论如何我杀人嫁祸不该逃
And I should be tested
确实该接受枪管游戏的熏陶
And all of John’s traps
老头你所有的游戏
You get a chance
都会给人一线生机
But mine is different
我却置狗贼于死地
I really should be tested
看来是该听课补习
You took your time with your trap
你把余生献给了玩游戏
I took no time thinking back
我把余生献给了威士忌
You didn’t care at all
原本你老无所依
But now you do
如今你舍生取义
I investigate, and incriminate
我调查你们，栽赃你们
Have foresight like Jigsaw
深谋远虑，晚上不睡觉出来假扮电锯门
I know this would happen
你找我我早料到
But now it’s too late
可惜我防不胜防
Before Seth came into my life
认识塞斯这狗贼之前
I was so happy
我的心情多么美艳
I was so happy
我的气场多么显眼
I was so, so happy
我人生的味道是多么，多么的甘甜
And he should know that
老头，你对这一切早已知晓
So test me maybe?
那就来玩我吧，抗忙
I put his key in my pocket
我把他的钥匙装进我的口袋
Don’t worry, he’ll never know it
别担心我二叔定能瞒天过海
I looked at the pendulum
我观看陵墓游戏，目睹瞎子遭哑巴谋害
And now it’s ready
于是，我的连环剿灭戏码渐渐展开
I would trade anything
有个人的命我愿付出我的一切去换
Seth Baxter is a big dick
他就是塞斯·巴克斯特这个小瘪三
I wasn’t looking for this
为什么要杀我妹妹？你我本无仇无怨
But you killed my sis
让妹妹跟你这种男人算我霍夫曼眼残
Your stare was holdin’
你那被遗忘的眼神
Crushed hands, blood was flowin’
手腕被锤碎，血肉在飞腾
The, big, pendulum was swingin’
巨大钟摆划过寸草不生！
Why am I ****in’ doing this!
淀粉骂我太疯癫，他们不懂才是真！
Hey, I just framed you
老头，我这招叫做借刀杀人
And this is crazy
我知道我很疯
But I’m Mark Hoffman
可这才匹配我的狗牌：“二叔威猛”
So test me maybe?
想给我玩游戏？我坐等！
It’s hard to look right
不过我毕竟曾是名门正道
At you Seth Baxter
目睹狗贼被切成两半我还是有些困扰
Cause I’m a murderer
无论如何我杀人嫁祸不该逃
And I should be tested
确实该接受枪管游戏的熏陶
And all of John’s traps
老头你所有的游戏
You get a chance
都会给人一线生机
But mine is different
我却置狗贼于死地
I really should be tested
看来是该听课补习
You took your time with your trap
你把余生献给了玩游戏
I took no time thinking back
我把余生献给了威士忌
You didn’t care at all
原本你老无所依
But now you do
如今你舍生取义
I investigate, and incriminate
我调查你们，栽赃你们
Have foresight like Jigsaw
深谋远虑，晚上不睡觉出来假扮电锯门
I know this would happen
你找我我早料到
But now it’s too late
可惜我防不胜防
Before Seth came into my life
认识塞斯这狗贼之前
I was so happy
我的心情多么美艳
I was so happy
我的气场多么显眼
I was so, so happy
我人生的味道是多么，多么的甘甜
And he should know that
老头，你对这一切早已知晓
So test me maybe?
那就来玩我吧，抗忙
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