有这么一首欢乐的歌

                
                
有这么一首欢乐的歌，在上上世纪末，流传于美国铁路NEW RIVER LINE沿途，据说是某个乐团的保留曲目。它的最早版本由Henry Whitter在1923年录制，之后有无数版本，而奇葩的是它的歌词：
Darlin' you can't love but one
Darlin' you can't love but one
You can't love but one, and still have any fun
Oh, Darlin' you can't love but one
Chorus: I'm ridin' on that New River train
Ridin' on that New River train
Same ol' train that brought me here
Is soon gonna carry me away
Darlin' you can't love two
Darlin' you can't love two
You can't love two, and in your little heart be true
Oh, Darlin' you can't love two (chorus)
Darlin' you can't love three
Darlin' you can't love three
You can't love three, and still love me
Oh, Darlin' you can't love three (chorus)
Darlin' you can't love four
Darlin' you can't love four
You can't love four, and love any more
Oh, Darlin' you can't love four (chorus)
Darlin' you can't love five
Darlin' you can't love five
You can't love five, and get honey from my beehive
Oh, Darlin' you can't love five (chorus)
Darlin' you can't love six
Darlin' you can't love six
you can't love but six, that kinda love don' mix
Oh, Darlin' you can't love six (chorus)
Darlin' you can't love but one
Darlin' you can't love but one
You can't love but one, and still have any fun
Oh, Darlin' you can't love but one (chorus)
贴一个jakie powers的版本，收录在2000年出的一张合辑《Desperate Rock 'n' Roll, Vol. 3》中。
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