今早看到的搞笑翻译

1. we two who and who？ 咱俩谁跟谁啊？
2. how are you ? how old are you? 怎么是你,怎么老是你？
3. you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you. 你不鸟我,我也不鸟你 .
4. You Give Me Stop!!! 你给我站住！
5. American Chinese not enough. 美中不足.
6. heart flower angry open . 心花怒放 .
7. go past no mistake past .走过路过,不要错过.
8. If you want money,I have no;if you want life,I have one! 要钱没有,要命一条.
9. you have two down son. 你有两下子.
10. Stupid stupid want to move . 蠢蠢欲动。
11. horse horse tiger tiger . 马马虎虎
12. good good study, Day day up! 好好学习，天天向上！
13. You give me small heart little！ 你给我小心点！
14. people mountain people sea. 人山人海.
15. red face knowing me. 红颜知己.