Part of subtitles for 2 Broke Girls Season 2
S2E1
I respect it all, but I'll throw up.
我完全尊重这种做法，但我会吐的
I don't judge.
我很开明的
I am not at all emotional about it.
我情绪平和，一点也不激动
'Cause you never tell a man in prison no. He could hang himself with his belt.
不可以拒绝坐牢的人，他会上吊自尽的
Do not give me that look.
别用那种眼神看我
Quick, how's my hairnet?
快看看我发罩怎么样
It's all getting a little tense.
这有点太剑拔弩张了
Be more sensitive and stuff.
考虑一下别人的心情
Just wanted to pick your brain.
只想听听你的意见
Even if I could bring myself to go through all that, we need every penny we have for the cupcake business.
就算我能够忍受出席的痛苦，但我们真得省下每一分钱来用于小蛋糕事业
I use the box our soap comes in as a wallet.
我用肥皂包装盒当钱包呢
It was either that, or he was hitting on me, which, I'm not gonna lie, I wouldn't hate.
不是暗指有钱就是在对我放电，坦白说，那样也不赖
Nancy Drew
神探南茜
You're telling me the man who invented a way to defraud most of New York isn't as clever as a stone 12-year-old with a butter knife?
你觉得一个能够骗尽大半个纽约的天才想不到一个12岁嗑药妹能想出的法子吗
I'm the boss of you.
我是你老大
I know I'm a brunette, but do I have bangs?
我可以扮个褐发妞，但要刘海吗
Born with a silver spoon in your mouth.
含着银汤匙出生
Eh, six of one.
半斤八两啦
You do so much with so little fabric.
少少的布料，大大的美丽
Golden shower.
黄金淋浴**(piss in the mouth)
Yolo!
那是哟
Back out now, ladies. I'm a paddle bitch.
放弃吧，女士们，我乃竞价小贱哥
Well, I'm a bitch bitch.
我还是贱贱姐呢
Jet skis.
水上摩托车
Which, for anyone who might be watching my lips, we were going to give all to charity.
致所有可能读我唇语的人，我们将要拿那笔钱去做公益
No matter how hard the circumstances, you could get over any hurdle.
无论境况多糟糕，你都能跨过任何难关
I now see how that could've happened to him.
这会儿我看出他为何会有今日了
I'm pissed as hell.
我还在生气呢
S2E2
Twitter is stupid. And Instagram is twitter for people who can't read.
推特已经够蠢了，而图片分享网，就是给不识字的人用的推特
Nothing worse than a cake tease. Ask any man.
敢说不敢做的人最差劲了，不信随便找个男人问问
Everything's gonna work out.
一切都会水到渠成的
Been there, done that.
我亲身体验过了
Luddites.
卢德分子：19世纪对抗工业革命反对机械代替人力的人们
Oh, blegh!
恶心啊
There is no luck. There is only work.【Keep in mind】
幸运是不存在的，努力才是硬道理
It's limp, anemic, and lackluster.
这项链没个性，没活力，没光泽
Just got a little damp.
有点小兴奋
Never would've happened if I had had my necklace.
如果我的幸运项链在的话，就不会发生这种事了
Might as well face it.
借此面对现实吧
You and I are on our own.
我们俩只能自食其力
What kind of freaks deface a cupcake machine?
怎么会有变态想要乱喷小蛋糕机啊
We can add this Earl bonus money to our cupcake business total.
我们可以把厄尔给我们的额外收入加到小蛋糕生意基金里
Yeah, that 150 will really put a dent in the 250,000 we need.
加上那150块，咱们离目标又近了一“大”步呢
Mushroom growing on our bathroom rug
浴室地毯上长的小蘑菇
Do you wanna know the real reason I thought this necklace was so lucky?
你想知道我认为它是幸运项链的真正原因么
I was wearing it the day I met you.
遇见你的那天 ，我就戴着它
Pearl necklace
珍珠项链**[semen]
Just when I thought I was out, she pulls me back in again.
我本已绝望，她又重燃我希望之火
S2E3
You're in my house now, bitch.
敢在太岁头上动土，狗东西
I wish I hadn't seen it.
亮瞎狗眼【无法直视】
Fart cushions are funny.
放屁垫果然搞笑
That was very uncharacteristic of me.
那完全不是平时的我嘛
So now you just know everything about life?
所以你已经看透人间百态了吗
Without the attitude and the fidgety exhaling.
态度好点，少唧唧歪歪
He's in love with a pretty girl who his rival tries to kill them
他会爱上漂亮女人，而敌人会试图杀了他们
Partial nudity
半裸镜头
Product placement
植入式广告
Dope explosions
爆炸场面
Hans Zimmer
好莱坞知名电影配乐家
Yelling at the screen is the best part of going to the movies, and more white people should learn that.
冲着屏幕嚷嚷是看电影最爽的部分，你们白人该学着点
We'll stop if it hurts.
如果你疼我们就停下
Every now and then, on our own behalf we do put ourselves second
但我要为咱俩说句公道话，我们偶尔也为对方着想
The Wiz
绿野仙踪[绿野先尿](wiz = pee )
Sometimes people bug me, and I need some time away.
有时候人们让我心烦，而我需要静一静
We're gonna hang sometime.
改天一起粗去玩
You got my eye on you.
你赢得了我的注意哟
S2E4
Bitch needs to take it down a notch.
那贱人气焰不该这么嚣张
They're moist, delicious, creamy.
水嫩，味美，奶油多
You just put everything into perspective.
你看待事物总是有独到见解
I thought Google eliminated the need to ask question out loud, but fine.
我还以为有了谷歌之后，就不会有人随口问蠢问题，但没关系
The world's a dead-end and nothing good happens ever to anyone.
人生就是个死胡同，好事永不降临
Flat iron
直板夹
Fist bumping
击拳
Bring my "A" game
用尽全力
Force of habit
职业病
Bring your own brand.
打出自己的品牌特色
We are screwed.
我们死定了
Slow and steady.【like it】
稳扎稳打
S2E5
Nighty night.
晚安咯
You have discipline.
你有自控能力
Keep an open dialogue.
开诚布公
Dress for the job you want, not the job you have.
佛靠金装，人靠衣装
We have to be grown-ups about this.
我们得用成熟的心态来对待
A gin and juice box
一盒琴酒混合果汁
That brand of put-down humor
那种嘲笑人的幽默
It's so wrong it's right.【Yolo! 】
大家就爱重口的
Per your name
名不虚传
S2E6
Not a care in the world.
无忧无虑
Panty hose
连裤袜
This sloppy joe is the most amazing terrible thing I've ever eaten.
这碎牛肉三明治[邋遢乔]是我吃过最好吃的糟糕食物
Bum about your life
对生活感到失落
I've been wanting to say this the whole time.
有句话我想说很久了
It's kind of the look I was going for.
就是我一直想要的效果
Doom-pa-dee-doo
*可代表任何词的无义词
S2E7
Sell her kidney for new iPad
卖肾买新iPad
Emojis
颜文字
Look, just know you're going to struggle for a while.
记住，刚开始肯定有不顺
In short, there's really no point to anything.
总之，不必在意不顺心之事
S2E8
This is a big leap of faith.
这的确是一步险棋
I'm fighting the instinct to weep, but keep going.
我在强忍眼中悲哀的泪
Lose some eggs, more room for beer.
少留点卵子，多装点啤酒
S2E9
Feel free to tip me what you think your life's worth.
你觉得自己的命值多少，就给多少小费吧
That crap ain't gonna fly.
老娘才不信那些屁话呢
That was some ballsy, bold, in-your-face awesome lying.
刚才够胆，牛逼哄哄的撒谎啊
Three times the fun.
三倍剂量，三倍享受
All in caps.
全大写
We're on our way.
我们离梦想越来越近了
S2E10
Even in a fiction scenario, I cannot permit myself to go there.
即使只是假设，我也不能如此无下限
Not that it's any of your business.
不关你事
See, this is why I don't like you so much.
瞧，所以说我不太喜欢你嘛
That is a cross to bear.
这也太悲催了
I'm it, and you can suck it.
老娘超牛，你去死吧
Maybe I'm the kind of person who only wants something they can't have. And then when they get it, they don't want it anymore.
也许我是那种只喜欢得不到的东西的人，一旦得到就不喜欢了
S1E11
Jinx, you own me a coke.
倒霉鬼，你要请我喝可乐哦[儿童游戏]
Ya fat, ya ugly, ya fugly.
你这个又丑又胖的死猪扒
Life isn't like a movie. Some time you're not a success right away, sometime you have to just eat it and be a cupcake, and sometimes you have to take your "I love you" whichever way it comes.
生活不像电影，有时你不能立刻成功，有时你不得不咽下苦果扮成一个小蛋糕，有时无论别人怎么告白你都得承受
S2E12
I think ahead.
我多深谋远虑啊
It's weird how sex is so great, and yet it, it makes these.
真奇怪XXOO如此愉悦却如此…(令人- -)
Thank you for the stoner's summary of the last election.
感谢你选举后的毒虫政策精选
Second-hand smoke
二手烟
There's no need to kill imaginary cats.
别这样诅咒猫嘛
Let's just send out positive energy, and the universe will provide.
让我们多展现积极的一面，冥冥之中自会有安排
Swing and a miss, universe.
失手了啊，老天爷
You've heard "When God closes a door, he opens a window"? He's running from his landlord.
你听过“天无绝人之路”吧，就是在躲房东呢
The pot is in the pot!
我的大麻掉进锅里了
It's like a skunk skunked a skunk.
像一只臭鼬被另一只臭鼬喷了臭气似的
I got my horse stoned.
我家小马都成毒虫了
He's just trying to fit in at school.
他只是想融入圈子嘛
Chill out.
别这么紧张啦
Maui wowie!
大麻呀喂
I didn't even know blonde people could be sad.
原来金发人也会伤感啊
She is really getting the hang of that.
她真是驾轻就熟啊
Just know that my success doesn't mean anything if I can't share with you.
只想你知道，我的成功如不能与你分享就一文不值
If you ever need it, it's there.
你一旦有需要，它就在这儿
S2E13
Two-room suite
两室一厅
Hey, keep out of it.
你少管闲事
Weird fixation on children
恋童癖
I was watching a Living Single marathon
我看了好久的情景喜剧
Lipstick lesbians
十分女性化的女同
Wanna come back as her.
都想下辈子投胎变成她
You snooze, you lose.
先下手为强
All's right with the world.
世间一切太平
S2E14
Success really cuts your balls off!
成功的代价就是当孙子啊
It just felt like time.
岁月不饶人啊
S2E15
We'll finally have an answer to the question "What comes first? The chicken or the Oleg?"
我们就能知道“是谁先‘来’，鸡还是奥列格？”
Zero dark thirty
军事用语：户外漆黑时刻
Easy Spirit
舒适但老土的鞋子品牌
Free spirit
自由灵魂
Fortune teller
算命店
May you live a long and healthy life.
祝你健康长寿
No one person can get it all.
鱼与熊掌不可兼得
S2E16
New York without money is like no magic.
在纽约，没钱就等于没戏
No spoilers.
不许剧透
Two-night one-night stand
429
S2E18
When do you hold'em and when do you fold'em?
何时留，何时走
Give me the cold shoulder
故意不理我
Ehr mah gerd!
额滴神(牙套版omg)
S2E19
Well, let me give you a "for instance".
我来打个比方
S2E20
Don't go there.
别哪壶不开提哪壶
It's just a matter of time.
迟早的事
She should've checked herself before she wrecked herself.
她跟我装b之前该掂量掂量自己
I'm holding firm.
我立场坚定
S2E21
Yeah, it worries me that it'll never happen again.
我可担心以后再也遇不到这种好事了
Han, Jesus is coming back before she is.
耶稣回来救赎人间都比她快，憨憨
I'm insulted and honored at the same time.
让我受辱之余还倍感光荣
Sex is the only fun thing poor people can afford.
XXOO是穷人唯一玩得起的娱乐了
Well, now it has a good personality.
好吧，如今它是丑得很有个性
It's better to just spend whatever money you got on weed to help you forget whatever you got.
那还不如把钱都花在大麻上，来缓解病痛
I try to lighten the load with a little humor.
我想用幽默感来减轻重负
Nice try.
想得美
Adam's apple
喉结
Here's the thing.
我就直说吧
Clear vaginas, full heart, can't lose.
葵花宝典，全心全意，十拿九稳
S2E22
That one day, he and I live in a world where our love is recognized and we have the same rights as gay couples.
将来有一天 他和我住在一个爱情被认可并和同性夫妻享有同样权利的世界
Shut your face
哇靠
Cops by day, prostitutes by night? You know, copstitutes.
这次当警察下次当失足女如何 失足女警察
Scene eight, take one.
第八场 第一幕
Walkie-talkies
对讲机
You know he won't cheat on you with somebody else, because you're the somebody else.
你知道他不会找第三者 因为你就是那个第三者
I didn't do dj, so I'm in the B.G.
因为没"做"DJ 就只能做背景
It is most decidedly not cool, pal.
这是绝对的不好 伙计
Funk and skank.
真相大调查
S2E23
Giggle up a storm
弄得满城风雨
My shoulders are all up around my ears.
大街小巷到处都是这传闻
Anyone can get into any room if they really want to.
只要有决心 哪都能进去
Far from inadequate
证据确凿
S2E24 Finale
Putting a pretty church hat on a whore.
碧池立牌坊
Life just sucks it hard sometimes.
人生不如意之事十有八九
A happy meal toy reminds people of a sweeter time.
快乐就餐的附加值在于让人们回忆起甜蜜时光
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.
随遇而安
So we'll have nowhere to go but up.
我们已经很底层 不能再往下跌了(否极泰来)
Some people open up a windows, some people smash them.
有人开辟新天地 有人自暴自弃
I respect it all, but I'll throw up.
我完全尊重这种做法，但我会吐的
I don't judge.
我很开明的
I am not at all emotional about it.
我情绪平和，一点也不激动
'Cause you never tell a man in prison no. He could hang himself with his belt.
不可以拒绝坐牢的人，他会上吊自尽的
Do not give me that look.
别用那种眼神看我
Quick, how's my hairnet?
快看看我发罩怎么样
It's all getting a little tense.
这有点太剑拔弩张了
Be more sensitive and stuff.
考虑一下别人的心情
Just wanted to pick your brain.
只想听听你的意见
Even if I could bring myself to go through all that, we need every penny we have for the cupcake business.
就算我能够忍受出席的痛苦，但我们真得省下每一分钱来用于小蛋糕事业
I use the box our soap comes in as a wallet.
我用肥皂包装盒当钱包呢
It was either that, or he was hitting on me, which, I'm not gonna lie, I wouldn't hate.
不是暗指有钱就是在对我放电，坦白说，那样也不赖
Nancy Drew
神探南茜
You're telling me the man who invented a way to defraud most of New York isn't as clever as a stone 12-year-old with a butter knife?
你觉得一个能够骗尽大半个纽约的天才想不到一个12岁嗑药妹能想出的法子吗
I'm the boss of you.
我是你老大
I know I'm a brunette, but do I have bangs?
我可以扮个褐发妞，但要刘海吗
Born with a silver spoon in your mouth.
含着银汤匙出生
Eh, six of one.
半斤八两啦
You do so much with so little fabric.
少少的布料，大大的美丽
Golden shower.
黄金淋浴**(piss in the mouth)
Yolo!
那是哟
Back out now, ladies. I'm a paddle bitch.
放弃吧，女士们，我乃竞价小贱哥
Well, I'm a bitch bitch.
我还是贱贱姐呢
Jet skis.
水上摩托车
Which, for anyone who might be watching my lips, we were going to give all to charity.
致所有可能读我唇语的人，我们将要拿那笔钱去做公益
No matter how hard the circumstances, you could get over any hurdle.
无论境况多糟糕，你都能跨过任何难关
I now see how that could've happened to him.
这会儿我看出他为何会有今日了
I'm pissed as hell.
我还在生气呢
S2E2
Twitter is stupid. And Instagram is twitter for people who can't read.
推特已经够蠢了，而图片分享网，就是给不识字的人用的推特
Nothing worse than a cake tease. Ask any man.
敢说不敢做的人最差劲了，不信随便找个男人问问
Everything's gonna work out.
一切都会水到渠成的
Been there, done that.
我亲身体验过了
Luddites.
卢德分子：19世纪对抗工业革命反对机械代替人力的人们
Oh, blegh!
恶心啊
There is no luck. There is only work.【Keep in mind】
幸运是不存在的，努力才是硬道理
It's limp, anemic, and lackluster.
这项链没个性，没活力，没光泽
Just got a little damp.
有点小兴奋
Never would've happened if I had had my necklace.
如果我的幸运项链在的话，就不会发生这种事了
Might as well face it.
借此面对现实吧
You and I are on our own.
我们俩只能自食其力
What kind of freaks deface a cupcake machine?
怎么会有变态想要乱喷小蛋糕机啊
We can add this Earl bonus money to our cupcake business total.
我们可以把厄尔给我们的额外收入加到小蛋糕生意基金里
Yeah, that 150 will really put a dent in the 250,000 we need.
加上那150块，咱们离目标又近了一“大”步呢
Mushroom growing on our bathroom rug
浴室地毯上长的小蘑菇
Do you wanna know the real reason I thought this necklace was so lucky?
你想知道我认为它是幸运项链的真正原因么
I was wearing it the day I met you.
遇见你的那天 ，我就戴着它
Pearl necklace
珍珠项链**[semen]
Just when I thought I was out, she pulls me back in again.
我本已绝望，她又重燃我希望之火
S2E3
You're in my house now, bitch.
敢在太岁头上动土，狗东西
I wish I hadn't seen it.
亮瞎狗眼【无法直视】
Fart cushions are funny.
放屁垫果然搞笑
That was very uncharacteristic of me.
那完全不是平时的我嘛
So now you just know everything about life?
所以你已经看透人间百态了吗
Without the attitude and the fidgety exhaling.
态度好点，少唧唧歪歪
He's in love with a pretty girl who his rival tries to kill them
他会爱上漂亮女人，而敌人会试图杀了他们
Partial nudity
半裸镜头
Product placement
植入式广告
Dope explosions
爆炸场面
Hans Zimmer
好莱坞知名电影配乐家
Yelling at the screen is the best part of going to the movies, and more white people should learn that.
冲着屏幕嚷嚷是看电影最爽的部分，你们白人该学着点
We'll stop if it hurts.
如果你疼我们就停下
Every now and then, on our own behalf we do put ourselves second
但我要为咱俩说句公道话，我们偶尔也为对方着想
The Wiz
绿野仙踪[绿野先尿](wiz = pee )
Sometimes people bug me, and I need some time away.
有时候人们让我心烦，而我需要静一静
We're gonna hang sometime.
改天一起粗去玩
You got my eye on you.
你赢得了我的注意哟
S2E4
Bitch needs to take it down a notch.
那贱人气焰不该这么嚣张
They're moist, delicious, creamy.
水嫩，味美，奶油多
You just put everything into perspective.
你看待事物总是有独到见解
I thought Google eliminated the need to ask question out loud, but fine.
我还以为有了谷歌之后，就不会有人随口问蠢问题，但没关系
The world's a dead-end and nothing good happens ever to anyone.
人生就是个死胡同，好事永不降临
Flat iron
直板夹
Fist bumping
击拳
Bring my "A" game
用尽全力
Force of habit
职业病
Bring your own brand.
打出自己的品牌特色
We are screwed.
我们死定了
Slow and steady.【like it】
稳扎稳打
S2E5
Nighty night.
晚安咯
You have discipline.
你有自控能力
Keep an open dialogue.
开诚布公
Dress for the job you want, not the job you have.
佛靠金装，人靠衣装
We have to be grown-ups about this.
我们得用成熟的心态来对待
A gin and juice box
一盒琴酒混合果汁
That brand of put-down humor
那种嘲笑人的幽默
It's so wrong it's right.【Yolo! 】
大家就爱重口的
Per your name
名不虚传
S2E6
Not a care in the world.
无忧无虑
Panty hose
连裤袜
This sloppy joe is the most amazing terrible thing I've ever eaten.
这碎牛肉三明治[邋遢乔]是我吃过最好吃的糟糕食物
Bum about your life
对生活感到失落
I've been wanting to say this the whole time.
有句话我想说很久了
It's kind of the look I was going for.
就是我一直想要的效果
Doom-pa-dee-doo
*可代表任何词的无义词
S2E7
Sell her kidney for new iPad
卖肾买新iPad
Emojis
颜文字
Look, just know you're going to struggle for a while.
记住，刚开始肯定有不顺
In short, there's really no point to anything.
总之，不必在意不顺心之事
S2E8
This is a big leap of faith.
这的确是一步险棋
I'm fighting the instinct to weep, but keep going.
我在强忍眼中悲哀的泪
Lose some eggs, more room for beer.
少留点卵子，多装点啤酒
S2E9
Feel free to tip me what you think your life's worth.
你觉得自己的命值多少，就给多少小费吧
That crap ain't gonna fly.
老娘才不信那些屁话呢
That was some ballsy, bold, in-your-face awesome lying.
刚才够胆，牛逼哄哄的撒谎啊
Three times the fun.
三倍剂量，三倍享受
All in caps.
全大写
We're on our way.
我们离梦想越来越近了
S2E10
Even in a fiction scenario, I cannot permit myself to go there.
即使只是假设，我也不能如此无下限
Not that it's any of your business.
不关你事
See, this is why I don't like you so much.
瞧，所以说我不太喜欢你嘛
That is a cross to bear.
这也太悲催了
I'm it, and you can suck it.
老娘超牛，你去死吧
Maybe I'm the kind of person who only wants something they can't have. And then when they get it, they don't want it anymore.
也许我是那种只喜欢得不到的东西的人，一旦得到就不喜欢了
S1E11
Jinx, you own me a coke.
倒霉鬼，你要请我喝可乐哦[儿童游戏]
Ya fat, ya ugly, ya fugly.
你这个又丑又胖的死猪扒
Life isn't like a movie. Some time you're not a success right away, sometime you have to just eat it and be a cupcake, and sometimes you have to take your "I love you" whichever way it comes.
生活不像电影，有时你不能立刻成功，有时你不得不咽下苦果扮成一个小蛋糕，有时无论别人怎么告白你都得承受
S2E12
I think ahead.
我多深谋远虑啊
It's weird how sex is so great, and yet it, it makes these.
真奇怪XXOO如此愉悦却如此…(令人- -)
Thank you for the stoner's summary of the last election.
感谢你选举后的毒虫政策精选
Second-hand smoke
二手烟
There's no need to kill imaginary cats.
别这样诅咒猫嘛
Let's just send out positive energy, and the universe will provide.
让我们多展现积极的一面，冥冥之中自会有安排
Swing and a miss, universe.
失手了啊，老天爷
You've heard "When God closes a door, he opens a window"? He's running from his landlord.
你听过“天无绝人之路”吧，就是在躲房东呢
The pot is in the pot!
我的大麻掉进锅里了
It's like a skunk skunked a skunk.
像一只臭鼬被另一只臭鼬喷了臭气似的
I got my horse stoned.
我家小马都成毒虫了
He's just trying to fit in at school.
他只是想融入圈子嘛
Chill out.
别这么紧张啦
Maui wowie!
大麻呀喂
I didn't even know blonde people could be sad.
原来金发人也会伤感啊
She is really getting the hang of that.
她真是驾轻就熟啊
Just know that my success doesn't mean anything if I can't share with you.
只想你知道，我的成功如不能与你分享就一文不值
If you ever need it, it's there.
你一旦有需要，它就在这儿
S2E13
Two-room suite
两室一厅
Hey, keep out of it.
你少管闲事
Weird fixation on children
恋童癖
I was watching a Living Single marathon
我看了好久的情景喜剧
Lipstick lesbians
十分女性化的女同
Wanna come back as her.
都想下辈子投胎变成她
You snooze, you lose.
先下手为强
All's right with the world.
世间一切太平
S2E14
Success really cuts your balls off!
成功的代价就是当孙子啊
It just felt like time.
岁月不饶人啊
S2E15
We'll finally have an answer to the question "What comes first? The chicken or the Oleg?"
我们就能知道“是谁先‘来’，鸡还是奥列格？”
Zero dark thirty
军事用语：户外漆黑时刻
Easy Spirit
舒适但老土的鞋子品牌
Free spirit
自由灵魂
Fortune teller
算命店
May you live a long and healthy life.
祝你健康长寿
No one person can get it all.
鱼与熊掌不可兼得
S2E16
New York without money is like no magic.
在纽约，没钱就等于没戏
No spoilers.
不许剧透
Two-night one-night stand
429
S2E18
When do you hold'em and when do you fold'em?
何时留，何时走
Give me the cold shoulder
故意不理我
Ehr mah gerd!
额滴神(牙套版omg)
S2E19
Well, let me give you a "for instance".
我来打个比方
S2E20
Don't go there.
别哪壶不开提哪壶
It's just a matter of time.
迟早的事
She should've checked herself before she wrecked herself.
她跟我装b之前该掂量掂量自己
I'm holding firm.
我立场坚定
S2E21
Yeah, it worries me that it'll never happen again.
我可担心以后再也遇不到这种好事了
Han, Jesus is coming back before she is.
耶稣回来救赎人间都比她快，憨憨
I'm insulted and honored at the same time.
让我受辱之余还倍感光荣
Sex is the only fun thing poor people can afford.
XXOO是穷人唯一玩得起的娱乐了
Well, now it has a good personality.
好吧，如今它是丑得很有个性
It's better to just spend whatever money you got on weed to help you forget whatever you got.
那还不如把钱都花在大麻上，来缓解病痛
I try to lighten the load with a little humor.
我想用幽默感来减轻重负
Nice try.
想得美
Adam's apple
喉结
Here's the thing.
我就直说吧
Clear vaginas, full heart, can't lose.
葵花宝典，全心全意，十拿九稳
S2E22
That one day, he and I live in a world where our love is recognized and we have the same rights as gay couples.
将来有一天 他和我住在一个爱情被认可并和同性夫妻享有同样权利的世界
Shut your face
哇靠
Cops by day, prostitutes by night? You know, copstitutes.
这次当警察下次当失足女如何 失足女警察
Scene eight, take one.
第八场 第一幕
Walkie-talkies
对讲机
You know he won't cheat on you with somebody else, because you're the somebody else.
你知道他不会找第三者 因为你就是那个第三者
I didn't do dj, so I'm in the B.G.
因为没"做"DJ 就只能做背景
It is most decidedly not cool, pal.
这是绝对的不好 伙计
Funk and skank.
真相大调查
S2E23
Giggle up a storm
弄得满城风雨
My shoulders are all up around my ears.
大街小巷到处都是这传闻
Anyone can get into any room if they really want to.
只要有决心 哪都能进去
Far from inadequate
证据确凿
S2E24 Finale
Putting a pretty church hat on a whore.
碧池立牌坊
Life just sucks it hard sometimes.
人生不如意之事十有八九
A happy meal toy reminds people of a sweeter time.
快乐就餐的附加值在于让人们回忆起甜蜜时光
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.
随遇而安
So we'll have nowhere to go but up.
我们已经很底层 不能再往下跌了(否极泰来)
Some people open up a windows, some people smash them.
有人开辟新天地 有人自暴自弃
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