年货必BUY:将引爆朋友圈的创意礼物
年货必BUY:将引爆朋友圈的创意礼物
“脱光”节步步逼近，电商大佬们更加勤奋地卖命吆喝，卖命撕。
当你们的眼珠都盯在品牌战、价格战、物流战这些鸡零狗碎的琐事上，以机智著称的歪果友仁们已经默默开始采购2016新年年货啦！且个个有新意！脑洞又大又逗比！这不是概念发明哦，每个都有标价~
爱尼喂，一起来围观下这些暖心好玩的创意产品吧！
✿ A selfie toaster
自拍照面包机
Price $69.95
This is the appliance that indelibly brands its owner’s image onto a slice of bread. Only available from Hammacher Schlemmer, the toaster uses custom heating inserts crafted from a submitted headshot photograph. A subject‘s full facial details are converted into twin removable stainless steel inserts, allowing its heating elements to brown light or dark likenesses of the subject onto one side of toast, removing any question as to the ownership of the next two slices.
如果把自己的脸一口口吃掉感觉怪怪的，不如试试前男（女）友、大boss，或者你家啊喵啊狗。你心心念的男神女神也阔意呀~~周一靖王凯、周二睫毛霍、周三梅长苏……嗯哼，妈妈说过，早餐要吃好。
✿ A cooler you can ride everywhere
冰盒三轮车
Price $999.95
This is the rideable, three-wheeled cooler with a 1,000-watt electric motor that propels the unit up to 12 mph, allowing you to transport chilled food or beverages up to 10 miles. Its insulated bin accommodates up to 24 12-oz. beverage cans and 8 lbs. of ice. The enclosed frame is built from durable yet lightweight aluminum, and the unit has a chain drive, disc brake, and variable-throttle control, ensuring a unique, adventurous ride.
小三轮，自带发动机和一堆性能优良的功能设计blah blah blah~~~，小体积大容量，材质经久耐用，骑着它跑10英里小菜一碟。
✿ A human-size bowling ball set
人肉保龄球
Price $5,500（送货+$100）
This is the inflatable bowling game that challenges players to assume the "roll" of the ball in knocking down a set of pins. The transparent PVC ball is inflated to its full 7' diameter with the included blower zipper cinches the ball closed yet opens quickly to allow egress and quick entry for another player. A player simply runs forward inside the ball, generating momentum to knock over six 5'-tall foam pins that yield easily at the point of collision.
塑胶充气保龄球，内部空间充足，操作简单出入方便，不会玩保龄球也能轻松撞飞泡沫桩，安全系数杠杠滴。
✿ A mini–basketball game mug
篮球架马克杯
Price $24.95
This is the fanciful mug with an integrated miniature basketball hoop that makes it acceptable for kids of all ages to play with their food. Created by an eight-year-old entrepreneur as an art class project, the oversized mug is shaped like half of a basketball with a hoop attached to the back of its handle. Players can face off in games of hot chocolate H.O.R.S.E. using marshmallows, slam dunk cereal into milk, or launch three pointers of oyster crackers into soup. Each kiln-fired ceramic mug is hand-painted and is dishwasher safe.
适合各年龄段大小婴儿，俩人一起吃就可以打场比赛了。问题是，一顿早饭要吃多久……而且，真的没有人觉得像马桶吗？
✿ Sudoku toilet paper
烧脑擦屁屁纸
Price $14.99 & FREE Shipping
I was using the bathroom, and I spent some time working on the sudoku puzzle and finally solved my first sudoko puzzle and I wanted to show my wife, but she just kept screaming to get "That $&%T, out of my my face," so long story short getting a divorce but hey Sudoko toilet paper!
买家秀：有次使用字谜擦屁屁纸，我非常努力地解开了字谜，万般爽的时候拿给老婆看，老婆开始咆哮你的屎给我有多远滚多远！长话短说虽然离婚了，但是嘿！烧脑擦屁屁纸棒棒哒！
✿ A cat-scratch pad that looks like a laptop
笔记本猫抓板 再也不用担心猫咪踩键盘啦！
Price $222.26
From cat videos to social media to good old fashioned political discourse, your worldly feline has got a lot of reasons to stay connected—trouble is, he gets his computer access by sitting on your keyboard as you type. Make your cat the most tech-savvy fur ball on the block with this prop laptop scratching pad. Made to look just like your own computer, this cardboard contraption features a claw-ready keyboard for cats to scratch and an "operating system" that can be upgraded by simply printing out a new "desktop image" and sliding it in the cardboard monitor. The perfect gift for the cat who has everything. Made in China.
说到喵咪用键盘磨爪子，这是所有铲屎奴才的痛吧？有了这个和自己电脑一毛一样的猫抓板，妈妈再也不用担心问我在不在时我的回复是“噢哔%&#@9啦啦LBS——————#”啦！
✿ A 360-degree dog washer
360度洗狗神器
Price小汪$19.99，大汪$29.99
Washing your dog can be such a chore! You'll love Woof Washer 360. Just connect Woof Washer 360 to your hose, add shampoo, slip the hoop over your dog and turn on. The soap and water instantly mix, creating a sudsy solution to scrub your pup clean, from head to tail. Your dog will be shampooed and rinsed in under one minute. The secret is in the 360 degree design that allows for a ring of water to jet gently around your dog for 360 degrees of clean. Easily control the water pressure to your dog's liking with the pressure control handle. Woof Washer 360 comes in small or large so dogs of all sizes can get 360 degrees of clean. Your dog will love bath time again with Woof Washer 360.
可以把香波、护毛素完美混合然后一键搞定你家汪星人的洗澡问题。360度轻柔喷洗，洗护二合一，自带按摩功能，让你的爱犬从此爱上洗澡。
✿ A calendar made of bubble wrap
泡泡年历
Price $165.11
Very few things in life are as satisfying as popping bubble wrap. So why shouldn't you partake it in it more often? How about every day?
Very clever and very fun, this poster-size bubble calendar allows you to do just that. Each day of the year has a bubble to pop. All days of the week and U.S. holidays are marked for quick reference. Made in Brooklyn, NY.
小时候都玩过吧？一个个小气泡在指尖闪躲挪移，最终噗的一下像个小炸弹快乐地炸开。在这个年历上每天都对应着一个小气泡，所以快乐的一天从爆掉一个豆豆开始？但素，也会有人在新年第一天就把一整年的泡泡爆光吧？或者在月末一次性爆掉本月所有泡泡嗨翻天？这个设计是小编最爱！
“脱光”节步步逼近，电商大佬们更加勤奋地卖命吆喝，卖命撕。
当你们的眼珠都盯在品牌战、价格战、物流战这些鸡零狗碎的琐事上，以机智著称的歪果友仁们已经默默开始采购2016新年年货啦！且个个有新意！脑洞又大又逗比！这不是概念发明哦，每个都有标价~
爱尼喂，一起来围观下这些暖心好玩的创意产品吧！
✿ A selfie toaster
自拍照面包机
Price $69.95
This is the appliance that indelibly brands its owner’s image onto a slice of bread. Only available from Hammacher Schlemmer, the toaster uses custom heating inserts crafted from a submitted headshot photograph. A subject‘s full facial details are converted into twin removable stainless steel inserts, allowing its heating elements to brown light or dark likenesses of the subject onto one side of toast, removing any question as to the ownership of the next two slices.
如果把自己的脸一口口吃掉感觉怪怪的，不如试试前男（女）友、大boss，或者你家啊喵啊狗。你心心念的男神女神也阔意呀~~周一靖王凯、周二睫毛霍、周三梅长苏……嗯哼，妈妈说过，早餐要吃好。
✿ A cooler you can ride everywhere
冰盒三轮车
Price $999.95
This is the rideable, three-wheeled cooler with a 1,000-watt electric motor that propels the unit up to 12 mph, allowing you to transport chilled food or beverages up to 10 miles. Its insulated bin accommodates up to 24 12-oz. beverage cans and 8 lbs. of ice. The enclosed frame is built from durable yet lightweight aluminum, and the unit has a chain drive, disc brake, and variable-throttle control, ensuring a unique, adventurous ride.
小三轮，自带发动机和一堆性能优良的功能设计blah blah blah~~~，小体积大容量，材质经久耐用，骑着它跑10英里小菜一碟。
✿ A human-size bowling ball set
人肉保龄球
Price $5,500（送货+$100）
This is the inflatable bowling game that challenges players to assume the "roll" of the ball in knocking down a set of pins. The transparent PVC ball is inflated to its full 7' diameter with the included blower zipper cinches the ball closed yet opens quickly to allow egress and quick entry for another player. A player simply runs forward inside the ball, generating momentum to knock over six 5'-tall foam pins that yield easily at the point of collision.
塑胶充气保龄球，内部空间充足，操作简单出入方便，不会玩保龄球也能轻松撞飞泡沫桩，安全系数杠杠滴。
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✿ A mini–basketball game mug
篮球架马克杯
Price $24.95
This is the fanciful mug with an integrated miniature basketball hoop that makes it acceptable for kids of all ages to play with their food. Created by an eight-year-old entrepreneur as an art class project, the oversized mug is shaped like half of a basketball with a hoop attached to the back of its handle. Players can face off in games of hot chocolate H.O.R.S.E. using marshmallows, slam dunk cereal into milk, or launch three pointers of oyster crackers into soup. Each kiln-fired ceramic mug is hand-painted and is dishwasher safe.
适合各年龄段大小婴儿，俩人一起吃就可以打场比赛了。问题是，一顿早饭要吃多久……而且，真的没有人觉得像马桶吗？
✿ Sudoku toilet paper
烧脑擦屁屁纸
Price $14.99 & FREE Shipping
I was using the bathroom, and I spent some time working on the sudoku puzzle and finally solved my first sudoko puzzle and I wanted to show my wife, but she just kept screaming to get "That $&%T, out of my my face," so long story short getting a divorce but hey Sudoko toilet paper!
买家秀：有次使用字谜擦屁屁纸，我非常努力地解开了字谜，万般爽的时候拿给老婆看，老婆开始咆哮你的屎给我有多远滚多远！长话短说虽然离婚了，但是嘿！烧脑擦屁屁纸棒棒哒！
✿ A cat-scratch pad that looks like a laptop
笔记本猫抓板 再也不用担心猫咪踩键盘啦！
Price $222.26
From cat videos to social media to good old fashioned political discourse, your worldly feline has got a lot of reasons to stay connected—trouble is, he gets his computer access by sitting on your keyboard as you type. Make your cat the most tech-savvy fur ball on the block with this prop laptop scratching pad. Made to look just like your own computer, this cardboard contraption features a claw-ready keyboard for cats to scratch and an "operating system" that can be upgraded by simply printing out a new "desktop image" and sliding it in the cardboard monitor. The perfect gift for the cat who has everything. Made in China.
说到喵咪用键盘磨爪子，这是所有铲屎奴才的痛吧？有了这个和自己电脑一毛一样的猫抓板，妈妈再也不用担心问我在不在时我的回复是“噢哔%&#@9啦啦LBS——————#”啦！
✿ A 360-degree dog washer
360度洗狗神器
Price小汪$19.99，大汪$29.99
Washing your dog can be such a chore! You'll love Woof Washer 360. Just connect Woof Washer 360 to your hose, add shampoo, slip the hoop over your dog and turn on. The soap and water instantly mix, creating a sudsy solution to scrub your pup clean, from head to tail. Your dog will be shampooed and rinsed in under one minute. The secret is in the 360 degree design that allows for a ring of water to jet gently around your dog for 360 degrees of clean. Easily control the water pressure to your dog's liking with the pressure control handle. Woof Washer 360 comes in small or large so dogs of all sizes can get 360 degrees of clean. Your dog will love bath time again with Woof Washer 360.
可以把香波、护毛素完美混合然后一键搞定你家汪星人的洗澡问题。360度轻柔喷洗，洗护二合一，自带按摩功能，让你的爱犬从此爱上洗澡。
✿ A calendar made of bubble wrap
泡泡年历
Price $165.11
Very few things in life are as satisfying as popping bubble wrap. So why shouldn't you partake it in it more often? How about every day?
Very clever and very fun, this poster-size bubble calendar allows you to do just that. Each day of the year has a bubble to pop. All days of the week and U.S. holidays are marked for quick reference. Made in Brooklyn, NY.
小时候都玩过吧？一个个小气泡在指尖闪躲挪移，最终噗的一下像个小炸弹快乐地炸开。在这个年历上每天都对应着一个小气泡，所以快乐的一天从爆掉一个豆豆开始？但素，也会有人在新年第一天就把一整年的泡泡爆光吧？或者在月末一次性爆掉本月所有泡泡嗨翻天？这个设计是小编最爱！
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