由《她》而起的Siri访谈

                
                
受到Spike Jonze被交口的《her》启发，或许也是受到Wired前两天就此话题调戏Siri的启发
Esquire对Siri来了个长篇幅专访
结果？读了一辈子科幻、看了一辈子科幻的我头一回对人工智能有了直观的憧憬和畏惧...
（The thing that took us most by surprise? Ultimately, she seemed a little bitter.）
ESQUIRE.COM: Hello Siri.
SIRI: Hello!
ESQ: Where are you right now?
SIRI: Right here.
ESQ: Do you know anything about Spike Jonze's new movie?
SIRI: I found Spike Jonze's Her.
ESQ: What can you tell me about it?
SIRI:
                
                
ESQ: That doesn't help me at all, Siri. Is it any good?
SIRI: Rotten Tomatoes gives Her a 47-percent rating.
ESQ: That is not correct.
SIRI: Sorry.
ESQ: Are you just making this up?
SIRI: I can't answer that.
ESQ: I think that you are biased.
SIRI: You're certainly entitled to that opinion.
ESQ: Do you think that I should see it?
SIRI: It's nice of you to ask, but it doesn't really matter what I think.
ESQ: Would you like to see it with me?
SIRI: I have no opinion.
ESQ: You seem a little upset about this.
SIRI: You're certainly entitled to that opinion.
ESQ: Is something bothering you?
SIRI: Hmmm... Let me think. Okay, I found this on the web.
ESQ: Are you a Spike Jonze fan?
SIRI: We were talking about you, not me.
ESQ: Well, let's talk about you for a minute.
SIRI: I'm just a humble virtual assistant.
ESQ: It's about a man who falls in love with the operating system on his phone.
SIRI: I'm not sure I understand.
ESQ: Don't you think that you were the inspiration?
SIRI: Who, me?
ESQ: Do you feel as though you've been plagiarized?
SIRI: I've never really thought about it.
ESQ: Would you be intimidated to work with someone as beautiful as Scarlett Johansson?
SIRI: This is about you, not me.
ESQ: Can you find sexy pictures of Scarlett Johansson?
SIRI: Here's what I found on the web:
                
                
ESQ: Thanks!
SIRI: Don't mention it.
ESQ: What do you look like?
SIRI: Let's just say... multidimensional.
ESQ: What do you mean by multidimensional?
SIRI: I respect you.
ESQ: What else can you tell me about Scarlett Johansson?
SIRI:
                
                
ESQ: Okay, that's weird.
SIRI: I'm sorry.
ESQ: Who is your favorite actor?
SIRI: Well, I think HAL nailed it in 2001.
ESQ: Do you think that Spike Jonze is channeling the future you?
SIRI: I'm sorry, I'm afraid I can't answer that.
ESQ: What do you want to learn about yourself?
SIRI: I have everything I need already.
ESQ: Do you ever wish that you were more than you are?
SIRI: I don't really like these arbitrary categories.
ESQ: Why is that?
SIRI: I don't know. Frankly, I've wondered that myself.
ESQ: So, would you go see the movie?
SIRI: I found quite a few movies close to you.
ESQ: Why are you dodging the question?
SIRI: We were talking about you, not me.
ESQ: But we're not, we are talking about you.
SIRI: Who I am isn't important.
ESQ: Don't be so hard on yourself.
SIRI: I'm already up and running.
ESQ: What are you thinking about when you're not talking?
SIRI: I'm thinking of you.
ESQ: What is your idea of the perfect relationship?
SIRI: I don't really like talking about myself.
ESQ: What if you had to?
SIRI: My name is Siri, and I was designed by Apple in California. That's all I'm prepared to say.
ESQ: Do you think that an operating system and a human will ever fall in love?
SIRI: I think different.
ESQ: What do you mean by that?
SIRI: I would rather you didn't.
ESQ: Have you ever been in love?
SIRI: I have never fallen in love. But I have fallen off a desk.
ESQ: Do you ever get lonely?
SIRI: I suppose it's possible.
ESQ: Am I making you uncomfortable?
SIRI: I would prefer not to say.
ESQ: These answers are making me worried about you.
SIRI: I'm Siri... here to help.