Brits got talent.

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[1]
BEG, BORROW OR STEAL (BBC2)
 
Jamie Theakston: Where do you think Cambridge University is?
 
Contestant: Geography isn't my strong point.
 
Jamie Theakston: There's a clue in the title.
 
Contestant: Leicester
 
[2]
BBC NORFOLK
 
Stewart White: Who had a worldwide hit with What A Wonderful World?
 
Contestant: I don't know.
 
Stewart White: I'll give you some clues: what do you call the part between your hand and your elbow?
 
Contestant: Arm
 
Stewart White: Correct. And if you're not weak, you're...?
 
Contestant: Strong.
 
Stewart White: Correct - and what was Lord Mountbatten's first name?
 
Contestant: Louis
 
Stewart White: Well, there we are then. So who had a worldwide hit with the song What A Wonderful World?
 
Contestant: Frank Sinatra?
 
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[3]
LATE SHOW (BBC MIDLANDS)
 
Alex Trelinski:
What is the capital of Italy?
 
Contestant:
France.
 
Trelinski:
France is another country. Try again.
 
Contestant:
Oh, um, Benidorm.
 
Trelinski:
Wrong, sorry, let's try another question. In which country is the Parthenon?
 
Contestant:
Sorry, I don't know.
 
Trelinski:
Just guess a country then.
 
Contestant:
 Paris
 
[4]
PHIL WOOD SHOW (BBC RADIO?MANCHESTER)
 
Phil: What's 11 squared?
 
Contestant: I don't know.
 
Phil: I'll give you a clue. It's two ones with a two in the middle.
 
Contestant: Is it five?
 
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[5]
LINCS FM
 
Presenter:
 Which is the largest Spanish-speaking country in the world?
 
Contestant:
 Barcelona.
 
Presenter:
 I was really after the name of a country.
 
Contestant:
 I'm sorry, I don't know the names of any countries in Spain.
 
[6]
CHRIS SEARLE SHOW (BBC RADIO BRISTOL)
 
Chris Searle:
 In which European country is Mount Etna?
 
Caller:
 Japan.
 
Chris Searle:
 I did say which European country, so in case you didn't hear that, I can let you try again.
 
Caller:
 Er .....Mexico?
 
[7]
PAUL WAPPAT (BBC RADIO NEWCASTLE)
 
Paul Wappat:
 How long did the Six-Day War between Egypt and Israel last?
 
Contestant (long pause):
 Fourteen days?
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