Hitch

 Hitch
Basic principles:
No woman wakes up saying:
"God, I hope I don't get
swept off my feet today."
Now, she might say,
"This is a really bad time for me."
Or something like, "I just need some space."
Or my personal favorite:
"I'm really into my career right now."
You believe that? Neither does she.
You know why?
Because she's lying to you, that's why.
You understand me? Lying.
It's not a bad time for her.
She doesn't need any space.
She may be into her career...
but what she's really saying is,
"Get away from me now."
Or possibly, "Try harder, stupid."
Well, which one is it?
  % of all human communication
is nonverbal.
Body language.
  % is your tone.
So that means that
  % of what you're saying...
ain't coming out of your mouth.
Basic principles: No matter what, no matter when, no matter who... any man has a chance to sweep any woman off her feet. Just needs the right broom.
 
But what I can tell you, is that it happens in the blink of an eye. One moment, you're enjoying your life. And the next, you're wondering how you ever lived without them. Three dates is all I need. Three dates, and I'll get you here, to the high-stakes medal round... where eight out of women
believe that the first kiss... will tell them everything they need to know
about the relationship. After that, you're on your own.
But always remember... life is not the amount of breaths you take 。It's the moments that take your breath away.
You know, kiddo, there is more to life
than watching other people live it.