上联：我爸是李刚；下联：《侬要会做人》！！

http://www.douban.com/artist/topfloorcircus/ 《侬要会做人》 "Be a Nice Man" 词、曲：顶楼的马戏团 翻译：小水 录音、混音：驴（上海postape录音工作室） 了（在）上海滩要吃得开实在不容易 最后裁（都）看侬哪能（怎么）做人 人额（的）一辈子算算就各（这）那么几十年 晃来晃去只剩一把年纪 了了（在）屋里厢（里面）随便侬胡天野地 爷娘亲眷最晓得侬脾气 到子外头就不会让侬噶适意 珍惜翅膀伐（不）要让人看不起 It's not easy to be popular in Shanghai Tang In the end it all depends on how you behave A man lives only several decades one can count And then gets old while loafing around At home you can act foolishly as you like Parents and relatives know your temper best When you go out, you won't be so satisfied Cherish your feather, don't let others despise 我的好兄弟 侬要会做人 人家裁（都）伐（不）睬侬 要想想为啥体（什么） 我的好兄弟 侬要会做人 伐（不）要整天就想着 哪能（怎么）沓（占）便宜 My good brother Be a nice man Others turn their back on you please think why My good brother Be a nice man Don't spend all day thinking how to gain extra advantage 每天裁（都）会碰到几桩事体不称心 一笑了之千万伐（不）要生气 生活（工作）苦点就苦点总归要做忒伊 有了好事体尽量让出去 老天爷伊（他）从来不响但是最公平 是非曲折裁（都）看了眼睛里 不管侬现在是蹲了顺境还是逆境 永远伐（不）要觉得自家了不起 Every day you will meet some unhappy things Laugh it off, don't get angry Work is hard but after all you have to finish it If you get a cushy job just give it away God never says a word but he is the fairest The rights and wrongs he all sees No matter you are in favourable circumstances or the opposite Never think yourself the most important 我的好兄弟 侬要会做人 天浪厢（上面）从来不会 自家落大饼 我的好兄弟 侬要会做人 想要有出息 只有好好叫做人 My good brother Be a nice man There will never be a pie falling from the sky My good brother Be a nice man If you want to succeed You have no choice but to be a nice man 钞票太多额（的）富人开开宝马撞撞人 穷人只有被撞死额（的）命 侬要想捉牢伊拉（他们）帮伊拉（他们）讲道理 伊拉（他们）讲不就是多赔侬两钿（钱） 现在侬可能连部五手普桑哈（也）买不起 但是我相信侬终会开上法拉利 有一天侬成为世界500强的总经理 希望侬还是能拿人当人 Rich guys drive BMW and knock down people To get knocked is poor guys' destiny If you want to catch them and reason with them They will say it's only a matter of money Although now you cannot afford a fifth-hand Santana maybe I believe one day you will drive a Ferrari Some day when you become manager of a world's top 500 company I hope you still treat others as human being 我的好兄弟 侬要会做人 人家裁（都）伐（不）睬侬 要想想为啥体（什么） 我的好兄弟 侬要会做人 伐（不）要整天就想着 哪能（怎么）吹牛逼 My good brother Be a nice man Others turn their back on you please think why My good brother Be a nice man Don't spend all day thinking How to boast bullskin 我的好兄弟 侬要会做人 天浪厢（上面）从来不会 自家落大饼 我的好兄弟 侬要会做人 想要有出息 只有好好叫做人 （就要好好叫做人） My good brother Be a nice man There will never be a pie falling from the sky My good brother Be a nice man If you want to succeed You have no choice but to be a nice man (All you have to do is to be a nice man)