關於neil還在suede的往事 (請作好心理準備!)

http://last-flowers.tumblr.com/post/494375272/i-know-you-all-expected-juicy-bed-stories-about it’s December 1996, Suede are touring in Italy. After the gig in Milan, my lovely friends followed their tourbus to the hotel. In the hall they saw Brett and Neil chatting and drinking and they asked them “Won’t you come clubbing with us?” Brett answered coldly “No, I’m tired and I’m going to bed - then he looked at Neil and added - but you can go if you want to…”. Neil didn’t look very excited but said “Ok, I’ll see”. After Brett went to bed, Neil completely changed his attitude and started acting like a little kid on his birthday. They decided to go to this club in Milan which is famous mainly because it’s a celebrity hot spot. They got on the car. Neil was sitting on the backseats, one of my friends (to whom I would refer as B. from now on) was sitting on his lap (because they were 5 people and the seats were only 4). Suddenly Neil said “It’s so cold in here…” and he put his hands under B.’s jacket grabbing her by her waist. B. said to the other ones in italian “Oh god, he’s touching me” and they burst out laughing. Neil looked puzzled but kept on touching her apparently. They arrived at the club, but our pin up boy didn’t like the place and acted bored all the night. B. had to pay a visit to the toilets and he followed her, while the other ones were giggling behind them. Once they were alone, Neil asked B. to come back to his hotel room together and well, you can’t really say no to such offers. But this is not the most interesting part! What really shocked me was that B. told me that our dear Neil is not well equipped (if you get what I mean) but he’s apparently really really really insatiable (oh did you see what I did here?) and he likes it ROUGH - everyone said that B. had bruises for WEEKS. Seriously, I’m still giggling about the whole scene ahahah If you’re wondering how do I know these stories are true, then I’ll simply tell you they have pictures! ------------------------------------------------------------------ 很尋常的ONS, 我想neil不會是gay吧