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Mushroom Tintoretto 艺术家组合“Mushroom Tintoretto”
纸上作品来自 “Ho Chi Minh City Layer Book 1” Works on Paper From "Ho Chi Minh City Layer Book 1"
我们在不断的叠加层理的过程中完成了一个绘本。先是用蓝色的记号笔勾勒线条，然后再分别用蓝色、黑色、红色添加细部，然后用蓝色，黄色的水彩晕染。这种递进式的创作在作品中点缀出不易察觉的戏剧化成分。把这些画作想象成看不见的电影的高潮画面。每一次电影都在变化。
We built a book up layer by layer. First a drawing with blue permanent markers, then blue, then black, then red, then a blue wash, a yellow wash. The staged delivery creates hidden drama in the pictures. Imagine them as climaxes to unseen movies. Every time the movie changes.
《远古动物》"The Ancient Animal"
在桌前枯坐几个世纪，想象着别处的生活。渴望是最古老的情绪。当远古动物梦见它成为一只幼崽在洒满阳光的森林里。
Centuries spent sitting at this desk, imagining life elsewhere. The oldest emotion is longing. When the Ancient Animal dreams they are a baby in sunlit forests.
《再教育》"Reparenting"
如果给你一次机会把你传送到过去让你绑架儿时的自己，你愿意吗？
约翰森·利尔 认为心理成熟度的关键在于能否放下执念，不再纠结于自己能否在教育自己方面比父母更胜一筹。
If given the choice to transport into the past and kidnap yourself as a child, would you? Jonathan Lear argues that psychic maturity depends on giving up the illusion that one can be one's own parent.
《言情电影高潮》"Romance Movie Climax"
这对恋人出现在宇宙中两极。一个困在山峦之中，一个成为机器人之王的努力。几千页过后，他们在这里相见，为了他们的第一个吻。
The lovers began at opposite sides of the universe. One was trapped inside a mountain, the other, a slave to robot masters. After thousands of pages, they meet, here, for their first kiss.
《夏日饮品》"Summer Drink"
为胡志明市的饮料庆祝举杯：冰黑咖啡，冰奶咖啡，百香果汁，酸梅汁，牛油果奶昔，榴莲奶昔，玉米汁。
Drinks to Drink in Ho Chi Minh City: Iced Black Coffee, Iced Black Coffee with Condensed Milk, Passionfruit Juice, Sour Plum Drink, Avocado Shake, Durian Shake, Corn Milk
《心电感应和包包》“Telepathy and Bags”
一部还未撰写的科幻传奇作品，讲述两兄弟在越南游走，他们肩头各自挎着包，他们用心电感应互相交流。当他们遇见了需要帮助的人，就会从他们的包里拿出任何需要的东西。
An unwritten Science Fiction legend tells of two brothers who walk up and down Vietnam, carrying two bags over their shoulders, communicating telepathically. When they experience people who need help, the brothers open their bag and take out whatever is needed.
概念服务社 Conceptual Services 使命陈述 Mission Statement
让我们从一个悖论开始。点子都很简单，也许不需要任何代价去生产他们。然而思考需要耗费很多的卡路里，即便食物中的卡路里能量比较廉价。然而，每个人好像都跟那个对的点子失之交臂。举个例子，啤酒阿姨，一个在上海有两家零售店的啤酒超市。如果啤酒阿姨雇人扮成海豚并在街头派发 海豚时报（一份刊载啤酒阿姨节目单和折扣券的报纸），她的生意会有大大的增长。同样的，这样的改变也可以发生在其他任何一个行业品牌，或者地球上每个人。
We begin with a paradox. Ideas are easy, maybe costless to produce. While thinking requires a large caloric expense, calories of food energy are cheap. Yet everyone seems to missing the right idea. Take, for instance, Beer Lady, a two-store chain of beer shops in Shanghai. If Beer Lady hired people to wear Dolphin outfits and hand out the Dolphine Times, a newspaper with the Beer Lady event schedule and BeerLady coupons on it, her business would increase drastically. The same situation applies to every buisness and, indeed, every person on earth.
既然有这么多的点子主意，为什么那个对的不发挥作用呢？与很多情况相似，这是一个渠道的问题。除非你足够富有，否则几乎无法买到你需要的概念，像是付钱买咨询服务或心理治疗都太过于奢侈。
If ideas are so plentiful, why doesn't the right idea stick? Like most things, it is a problem of retail. There isn't a way to buy the right concept unless you are rich enough to pay for a consulting service or therapist.
概念服务社解决了这个问题，我们提供好点子，价格高到足以让您认真对待，但又完全在当代城市居民的可负担范围内，吉利好看：8888元
Conceptual Services solve the problem by offering good ideas at a price high enough for you to take seriously, within reach of the budget of contemporary urban dwellers, and with a lucky ring to it: 8888 RMB.
1. 迅速提高知识概念储备 Rapid Increase In Your Conceptual Knowledge
每天我们会给您提供三个新的概念去学习掌握。到了年底，您将会积累至少1000个新的概念。我们的服务按程序运行，但如果有需求专攻某一领域，我们同样可以做到。
Every day, we will message you three new concepts to learn. By the end of the year, you will know at least one thousand new concepts. Our service runs on its own, but if you would like to target specific domains, we can target those as well.
本服务对娱乐或学术行业内人士尤为适合。
This service is especially useul for those in the entertainment or academic industries.
2. 第三人视角 Third Person Perspective
我们可以告诉你一件你无法知道的事：他人是怎么看你的。我们会采访你的朋友，家人，雇员，并生成一份匿名报告展示其他人对你的看法。告诉我们你是需要一份完全正面的报告，结合了积极和“可变的”方面，或者是一份集中了他人想要你改变的方面的意见报告。
We can tell you the one thing that you can't know: how others see you. We will interview your friends, family, employee, and prepare an anonymized report about how others percieve you. Tell us whether you would like a fully positive report, a report combining positive and "changeable" aspects, or a report fully focused on features others wish you would change.
本服务适用于任何与他人共事的人
This service is especially useful for anyone who works with other people.
3. 你的独特性 Your Singularity
你是否有一家商店跟其他的商店差不多？你是不是一个上班族跟大多数上班族没什么两样？简言之：你是不是缺少某种独特性。
Do you have a shop that is like all the other shops? Are you a worker like a lot of other workers? In short: are you missing a singularity.
概念服务社会对你进行采访并帮助你发展你的独特性。我们将会针对“你的独特性是什么”向你提案，并制定一套日程表让你成为那个独特的你。
Conceptual Solutions will interview you and develop your singularity. We will propose, to you, what your singularity is, then develop a schedule where you can become your singularity.
本服务适用于任何想要成为大人物的人
This service is useful for anyone who has ever wanted to become somebody.
4. 摧毁脸书 Destroy Facebook
脸书在“空头众筹”面前会十分脆弱：在这个众筹平台上每个人的投资都将因为脸书的股票下跌而获得收益。股东将在刺激下不得已从脸书撤资、脸书的信息窥探将被封锁、新的社交媒体会出现。
Facebook is vulnerable to a collective short: a platform where anyone can invest money that grows as facebook's stock declines. Investors would, themselves, be incentivized to move off facebook/disable the tracking of the site/create alternate social media platforms.
本服务额外收取80,000元以雇佣人力搭建此平台，总值为88,000元
This service has an additional 80,000 RMB surcharge to hire the necessary labor to build the platform, so will cost 88,888 RMB.
本服务适用于任何愿意从脸书的魔爪里拯救人类的人。
This service is especially useful for anyone who wants to help save the human species from Facebook.
5. 创作一档关于你人生的电视节目 Create A TV Show About Your Life
你曾否想过：我的生活可比现在这些电视节目有趣好玩得多？或者：我的生活难道不能做成一个很棒的电视节目吗？ 我们会创作出一个电视节目并拍摄它的试播稿。如果你想要你可以本人出演，或由我们提供演员。
Have you thought: my life is much more entertaining or interesting than the TV shows that exist? Or: wouldn't my life make a great television show? We will create a television show and film the pilot. If you want, you can act in it, or we can provide the actors.
本服务适用于想要在电视节目中不朽的人。
This service is for anyone who wants to be immortalized in a television show.
海豚公主 和 露琪亚娜·博迪古拉 是概念服务社的创始人。两人学生时代在佛罗伦萨的柏拉图艺术学院相识。
Princess Dolphine and Luciana Bordigula are the founders of Conceptual Services. They met as students at the Platonic Academy of Art in Florence.
海豚公主成长过程中一直随父母游走并居住于中国的不同城市间。她总会花很多时间观察各式各样的墙，看不同的人如何装饰它们。
Princess Dolphine had grown up moving with her parents across different cities across China. She spent a lot of time looking at walls, and what people people on walls, and how they decorate the walls.
露琪亚娜的整个童年生涯在读艺术书中度过。她的父母不常在身边，她也早早就成了一个很负责的小大人，父母总是很放心的让他照顾自己。
Luciana spent her entire childhood looking at Art Books. Her parents were not around often, and because she was a very responsible person, her parents let her take care of herself from an early age.
在佛罗伦萨，她们在学院内找到一处未被使用的临街铺面，并得以将其改造成一个流动博物馆。世界各地的策展团队会来到这里，并在空间内创造临时的博物馆。
In Florence, they identified a storefront space unused by the academy, and arranged to run it as a rotating museum space. Different curatorial teams from around the world would come and create provisional museums in the space.
后来受邀在美国芝加哥的济慈商店进行驻地项目创作，她们在海德公园搭建了一个免费餐馆，叫做GOBKITCHEN，免费提供 热汤，暖蛋，冷沙拉 套餐。整个展览由芝加哥当地品牌赞助，并赞助了该项目的墙面广告所需资金。
Invited by the Op Shop in Chicago to do a residency, they created a free restaurant, GOBKITCHEN, in Hyde Park, that offered hot soup, warm eggs, and cold salad for free. The entire exhibition was funded via sponsorship from Chicago businesses, who paid for the advertisements on the walls.
