阿凡达里头的永恒真理
晚上跟中南美的客人MSN，谈完生意开始Men's Talk---
walter says: Did you watch Avatar?
（你看过阿凡达吗？）
Odin says: yes, of course
（当然看啦！）
walter says: Well, did you notice that at the beginning of the movie the guy crosses half the galaxy to end up in a hostile planet and what does he find?
A woman from another species that tells him "This is all your fault"
（嗯，那你有没有注意到电影一开始男主角飞越了银河到了那个危险的星球之后以及他第一次出任务时干的蠢事？然后一个纳美族的女人跑出来骂他「这都是你的错！」）
Odin says: yes, I remember that scene
（有啊，我记得这一幕！）
walter says: Some things just don't change across the universe.
（有些事情就算是到了宇宙的尽头都不会改变...）
Odin says: you mean, women always say to men "This is all your fault", which is something never change across the universe?
（你的意思是，女人总是骂男人「这都是你的错！」就如同是宇宙永恒不变的真理是吗？）
walter says: Yes. It's a constant, like the speed of light.Solving the problem is not what matters, what matters is finding someone to blame.
（一点没错，就像是光速一样，对女人来说重要的永远不是解决问题，而是找个男人来骂先......）
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PS. Walter, 中年熟男一枚，育有二子，负责海外采购，因为时差的关系，总是在他的时间半夜两、三点一个人在厨房跟我MSN。为什么在厨房？因为房间里面睡著老婆和小孩，而且老婆在打呼，并且三更半夜只有厨房才有东西可以吃......当他知道我没有女朋友然后又想结婚的时候，马上表情严肃的告诫我千万不要想不开，并且叫我一定要马上去看The heartbreaker kid这部电影......Walter有一段很经典的名言----
Success is redefined after marrige. A successful man is that who manages to keep 10% of the surface of his home for him. Think about it. They are all over the place.Not even your side of the bed is yours anymore.You get up and go to the bathroom in the middle of the night and they spread across the bed.
（一个男人再怎么成功，结了婚之后，成功的定义就完全不同了！一个所谓成功的已婚男人，就是要想办法争取到家里10%的空间给自己！想想看，90%的空间都给老婆小孩占去了，当你睡到半夜起床尿尿，然后一回来发现你的老婆和小孩都横睡在你的床上，唉！就连床角都没你的份儿啊～）
walter says: Did you watch Avatar?
（你看过阿凡达吗？）
Odin says: yes, of course
（当然看啦！）
walter says: Well, did you notice that at the beginning of the movie the guy crosses half the galaxy to end up in a hostile planet and what does he find?
A woman from another species that tells him "This is all your fault"
（嗯，那你有没有注意到电影一开始男主角飞越了银河到了那个危险的星球之后以及他第一次出任务时干的蠢事？然后一个纳美族的女人跑出来骂他「这都是你的错！」）
Odin says: yes, I remember that scene
（有啊，我记得这一幕！）
walter says: Some things just don't change across the universe.
（有些事情就算是到了宇宙的尽头都不会改变...）
Odin says: you mean, women always say to men "This is all your fault", which is something never change across the universe?
（你的意思是，女人总是骂男人「这都是你的错！」就如同是宇宙永恒不变的真理是吗？）
walter says: Yes. It's a constant, like the speed of light.Solving the problem is not what matters, what matters is finding someone to blame.
（一点没错，就像是光速一样，对女人来说重要的永远不是解决问题，而是找个男人来骂先......）
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PS. Walter, 中年熟男一枚，育有二子，负责海外采购，因为时差的关系，总是在他的时间半夜两、三点一个人在厨房跟我MSN。为什么在厨房？因为房间里面睡著老婆和小孩，而且老婆在打呼，并且三更半夜只有厨房才有东西可以吃......当他知道我没有女朋友然后又想结婚的时候，马上表情严肃的告诫我千万不要想不开，并且叫我一定要马上去看The heartbreaker kid这部电影......Walter有一段很经典的名言----
Success is redefined after marrige. A successful man is that who manages to keep 10% of the surface of his home for him. Think about it. They are all over the place.Not even your side of the bed is yours anymore.You get up and go to the bathroom in the middle of the night and they spread across the bed.
（一个男人再怎么成功，结了婚之后，成功的定义就完全不同了！一个所谓成功的已婚男人，就是要想办法争取到家里10%的空间给自己！想想看，90%的空间都给老婆小孩占去了，当你睡到半夜起床尿尿，然后一回来发现你的老婆和小孩都横睡在你的床上，唉！就连床角都没你的份儿啊～）
