*谢耳朵7大撩妹金句 表白就要这么来*

众所周知，《生活大爆炸》(The Big Bang Theory)里的物理大咖谢耳朵智商虽高，情商却低且傲娇臭屁，不过他在向自己心仪的妹纸表白时可不含糊，下面我们就一起学习他独特的'撩妹'表达：
1. Fine. Amy... will you be my girlfriend?
好吧，艾米，你愿意做我女朋友吗?
2. I believe I would like to alter the paradigm of our relationship.
我认为我想改变我俩的关系模式。
3. I excel at many things, but getting over you wasn't one of them.
我擅长很多事情，但忘记你并非其中一件。
4. Like that earworm, I can't get you out of my heart. So, what I'm trying to say is, you're my heartworm.
你就像那耳虫，久久缭绕在我心头挥之不去。所以我想告诉你，你是我的心虫。
5. If I'm going to a barren, lifeless environment, where the chances of survival are slim to none, I want you there with me.
如果我要前往一个贫瘠、寸草不生，生存几率接近于零的地方，我希望你在我身旁。
6. There's no denying I have feelings for you that can't be explained in any other way. The only conclusion was love.
我对你有着不可否认，又无法用其他途径解释的好感。唯一的结论，这就是爱。
7. You distract me. I've been distracted since the moment I met you. Because all I can think about is how much I want to kiss you.
你害我分心。从遇见你的那一刻起，你就让我分心。因为我脑海里满满都是想吻你的冲动。