The office
1. 某次开会Abby(我新老板)问Cindy手上在做什么项目？
Cindy: Still working on the directory...
Abby: That's a big project!
Cindy: Yea...
Abby: So can we set up a deadline for this? You know, just for fun~~
2. 办公室新搬来一张桌子。老林(大老板)和他的秘书Ji在讨论logistics...
Ji: What about the phone line?
老林：There it is...[老林走到我这边]..Now we just need to disconnect Jay...I was just kidding
我：[黑线]
3. 第一次开会...
Abby: First meeting...YAY!!!
5分钟过去。。。
Abby: Do you guys know Fred had a band in Sweden? What do you play Fred?
Fred：[光头男黑线] Guitar...
Abby：Great! Now we can form a band here!!! [转向我] So what do you play Jay?
我：[黑线，沉默三秒]...I can sing...
Abby: You and Cindy can sing and dance at the quiz night! I can play maraca!
【maraca是KTV包厢里面的经常有的伴奏沙球。。。】
5分钟过去。。。
Abby: C'mon, we should totally name our band! How about a naming contest?
之后无数奇葩名字飘过：mamahuhu band (是因为上一次quiz night的典故，作为新人的我毫不知情) typhoon band (Cindy起的，因为某次刮台风全校停课，Cindy觉得这个名字包含美好的祝福。。。）
4.School on a mission (SOAM) day project开会
Kendall: So what kind of picture do you want me to take?
Abby: People get off the school bus and they are so excited about the project!!
我：[小声说] Excited but sleepy...
Abby听到迅速地用卷纸打了我下
Abby之后向大家展示了她3年级的儿子Egan是如何兴奋地坐了5次过山车依然鸡血满格的表情[脑补左右手伸展过头不断一左一右做兔子状]
Cindy: Now I see from where Egan got this...
Abby对Kendall: So you should take a picture just like that! Oh Fred! Why not we take a picture of Fred doing that... Wait for Fred's bus!
Fred: [黑线]
Cindy: Look, Fred is rolling his eyes!
Abby: We should get a group pic of us rolling eyes together~
5. SOAM当天Team building...Abby被分到了和制定办公室家具的Zoe一组
活动结束后Abby兴奋地跟大家分享
Abby: Guess who's on my team?
大家：[一脸茫然]
Abby：Zoe! From purchasing department. I was like....Zoe!!! [脑部她两手拍腿，被拉长的语调iyiiiiii，波浪的声调和坏笑的脸]
6.Abby接到Korean liaison, Jeonming的邮件，说新印出来的child protection小册子封面韩文版有误，可新的已经印好了一大批，总之是要遭殃的样子。。。
Abby：OMG! [突然转向我]...Jay! I was so screwed up this time!!! I thought I was so so so efficient!!! But I screwed this up!
我: If they are printed already...Well...Too bad...
Abby: I know! Too bad... So sad...
7. 办公室依然沉浸在前面child protection印错东西的氛围里。Fred, Abby和Cindy三个人紧紧盯着mock up...
Cindy突然问Abby: So Abby, what does the Korean really say?[Cindy想知道那部分印错的韩文到底说的是神马]
Abby缓缓转过头，大声说：You tell me, Cindy! What does it say? Really Cindy!? Maybe Jay knows...[转向我]
我：[黑线三秒，然后大笑，办公室根本没人懂韩文啊擦！]
8. SOAM那天，终于拍到了一张Fred的funny pic。Kendall亲信了bus coordinator没有拍到Fred下车的画面。照片里Me and Cindy and Abby acted funny...中间光头Fred一脸黑线。Kendall说we will roll his eyes in photoshop.
9.校刊开会
很认真地在讨论……5分钟过去了
Abby突然朝窗外超级热情地招手……原来外面有一个工人路过……
10.Abby和她儿子Egan的对话
Egan: Mom you never pick me up after school.
Abby: That's not true...Who picked you up yesterday?
Egan: You're right. I'm sorry mom...
11. Jeff对着我们新做出来的learning behavior label (laminated already)说
Jeff: Look what you guys made! This is for high school science...（停顿三秒）targeting for bullshit！
12. Abby给他的儿子Egan倒时差……
Abby: Just sip it!
Egan: What is it?
Abby: It's coke!
Egan: It's Coca Cola?!
Egan才大班毕业，对能喝到可乐表示惊奇，第二天我们问Egan时差倒过来了么？
Abby: He's fine now. He woke up at 6 this morning. So I guess we don't need any coke now. It's drug free!
13. 周五下班前20分钟大家讨论周末计划
Cindy: So what are you gonna do tonight? Are you going to this Mexican party?
Abby: No. Admission has a farewell party for Yileen who works here for 10 years.
我：It's Eileen (Ai....leen)
Abby: Oh yea... Eileen...We are really close. Do you wanna take my place and go Jay?
我：（黑线！！！）
14. 跟Abby, Crickett和Kendall吃午饭，探讨宠物问题。
Abby: We don't have cats or dogs. We have fish! So every time Egan wants a pet, I will always convince him that fish is our pet...
我：（笑尿）
15. Zach发现有一只蜜蜂飞到窗前
Zach: OMG! There is a bee here!
Kendall走到前面刷刷刷把蜜蜂赶走了
Zach：Kendall! You're my hero!
16. 办公室新搬来的桌子一块挡板彻底把我isolated住了……
Abby: Poor Jay...You know you can do that walking downstairs thing with that wall! (扮演走下楼梯的样子) Jay try going downstairs!
我和Cindy笑尿！
17. 一年级的Eagan学了个新的笑话
Eagan: Mom! Do you know why six is scared of seven?
Abby: Why?
Eagan: Because seven ate (eight谐音) nine!
18. 数学竞赛，大家在想要在脸书po什么样的贴子……
Crickett: We post something like "we are counting on you?!"
19. Abby假期回来，带了一支类似于狐狸尾吧的笔……她说快把这藏起来，等Fred回来了就可以玩了……【Fred是一个光头的整天带耳机的designer，这样就能get his attention了……
20. Egan圣诞节起床第一句话：Christmas it is!
21. 跟同事吐槽昨晚回家走了好久的路才到地铁口，又冷脚又痛。
Abby: Jay you know there's a thing called taxi...these yellow moving boxes that you can sit inside and take you to wherever you want... maybe a little bit more expensive than walking... And there's a bigger moving box that more people can sit in. And it's really cheap. It's called bus...
未完，不定期更新。。。
Cindy: Still working on the directory...
Abby: That's a big project!
Cindy: Yea...
Abby: So can we set up a deadline for this? You know, just for fun~~
2. 办公室新搬来一张桌子。老林(大老板)和他的秘书Ji在讨论logistics...
Ji: What about the phone line?
老林：There it is...[老林走到我这边]..Now we just need to disconnect Jay...I was just kidding
我：[黑线]
3. 第一次开会...
Abby: First meeting...YAY!!!
5分钟过去。。。
Abby: Do you guys know Fred had a band in Sweden? What do you play Fred?
Fred：[光头男黑线] Guitar...
Abby：Great! Now we can form a band here!!! [转向我] So what do you play Jay?
我：[黑线，沉默三秒]...I can sing...
Abby: You and Cindy can sing and dance at the quiz night! I can play maraca!
【maraca是KTV包厢里面的经常有的伴奏沙球。。。】
5分钟过去。。。
Abby: C'mon, we should totally name our band! How about a naming contest?
之后无数奇葩名字飘过：mamahuhu band (是因为上一次quiz night的典故，作为新人的我毫不知情) typhoon band (Cindy起的，因为某次刮台风全校停课，Cindy觉得这个名字包含美好的祝福。。。）
4.School on a mission (SOAM) day project开会
Kendall: So what kind of picture do you want me to take?
Abby: People get off the school bus and they are so excited about the project!!
我：[小声说] Excited but sleepy...
Abby听到迅速地用卷纸打了我下
Abby之后向大家展示了她3年级的儿子Egan是如何兴奋地坐了5次过山车依然鸡血满格的表情[脑补左右手伸展过头不断一左一右做兔子状]
Cindy: Now I see from where Egan got this...
Abby对Kendall: So you should take a picture just like that! Oh Fred! Why not we take a picture of Fred doing that... Wait for Fred's bus!
Fred: [黑线]
Cindy: Look, Fred is rolling his eyes!
Abby: We should get a group pic of us rolling eyes together~
5. SOAM当天Team building...Abby被分到了和制定办公室家具的Zoe一组
活动结束后Abby兴奋地跟大家分享
Abby: Guess who's on my team?
大家：[一脸茫然]
Abby：Zoe! From purchasing department. I was like....Zoe!!! [脑部她两手拍腿，被拉长的语调iyiiiiii，波浪的声调和坏笑的脸]
6.Abby接到Korean liaison, Jeonming的邮件，说新印出来的child protection小册子封面韩文版有误，可新的已经印好了一大批，总之是要遭殃的样子。。。
Abby：OMG! [突然转向我]...Jay! I was so screwed up this time!!! I thought I was so so so efficient!!! But I screwed this up!
我: If they are printed already...Well...Too bad...
Abby: I know! Too bad... So sad...
7. 办公室依然沉浸在前面child protection印错东西的氛围里。Fred, Abby和Cindy三个人紧紧盯着mock up...
Cindy突然问Abby: So Abby, what does the Korean really say?[Cindy想知道那部分印错的韩文到底说的是神马]
Abby缓缓转过头，大声说：You tell me, Cindy! What does it say? Really Cindy!? Maybe Jay knows...[转向我]
我：[黑线三秒，然后大笑，办公室根本没人懂韩文啊擦！]
8. SOAM那天，终于拍到了一张Fred的funny pic。Kendall亲信了bus coordinator没有拍到Fred下车的画面。照片里Me and Cindy and Abby acted funny...中间光头Fred一脸黑线。Kendall说we will roll his eyes in photoshop.
9.校刊开会
很认真地在讨论……5分钟过去了
Abby突然朝窗外超级热情地招手……原来外面有一个工人路过……
10.Abby和她儿子Egan的对话
Egan: Mom you never pick me up after school.
Abby: That's not true...Who picked you up yesterday?
Egan: You're right. I'm sorry mom...
11. Jeff对着我们新做出来的learning behavior label (laminated already)说
Jeff: Look what you guys made! This is for high school science...（停顿三秒）targeting for bullshit！
12. Abby给他的儿子Egan倒时差……
Abby: Just sip it!
Egan: What is it?
Abby: It's coke!
Egan: It's Coca Cola?!
Egan才大班毕业，对能喝到可乐表示惊奇，第二天我们问Egan时差倒过来了么？
Abby: He's fine now. He woke up at 6 this morning. So I guess we don't need any coke now. It's drug free!
13. 周五下班前20分钟大家讨论周末计划
Cindy: So what are you gonna do tonight? Are you going to this Mexican party?
Abby: No. Admission has a farewell party for Yileen who works here for 10 years.
我：It's Eileen (Ai....leen)
Abby: Oh yea... Eileen...We are really close. Do you wanna take my place and go Jay?
我：（黑线！！！）
14. 跟Abby, Crickett和Kendall吃午饭，探讨宠物问题。
Abby: We don't have cats or dogs. We have fish! So every time Egan wants a pet, I will always convince him that fish is our pet...
我：（笑尿）
15. Zach发现有一只蜜蜂飞到窗前
Zach: OMG! There is a bee here!
Kendall走到前面刷刷刷把蜜蜂赶走了
Zach：Kendall! You're my hero!
16. 办公室新搬来的桌子一块挡板彻底把我isolated住了……
Abby: Poor Jay...You know you can do that walking downstairs thing with that wall! (扮演走下楼梯的样子) Jay try going downstairs!
我和Cindy笑尿！
17. 一年级的Eagan学了个新的笑话
Eagan: Mom! Do you know why six is scared of seven?
Abby: Why?
Eagan: Because seven ate (eight谐音) nine!
18. 数学竞赛，大家在想要在脸书po什么样的贴子……
Crickett: We post something like "we are counting on you?!"
19. Abby假期回来，带了一支类似于狐狸尾吧的笔……她说快把这藏起来，等Fred回来了就可以玩了……【Fred是一个光头的整天带耳机的designer，这样就能get his attention了……
20. Egan圣诞节起床第一句话：Christmas it is!
21. 跟同事吐槽昨晚回家走了好久的路才到地铁口，又冷脚又痛。
Abby: Jay you know there's a thing called taxi...these yellow moving boxes that you can sit inside and take you to wherever you want... maybe a little bit more expensive than walking... And there's a bigger moving box that more people can sit in. And it's really cheap. It's called bus...
未完，不定期更新。。。
迷斯特卡-Gin-J
(München, Germany)
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