【黄梅戏】冰雷兄弟情（复仇者联盟节选）
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（↓↓↓雷暴区各位自重。。。）
荒山雷鸣
（合唱）啊~云浪翻滚雷轰轰，思弟太切恸心胸。恨钢不成兄悲怒，掼弟在地泪奔流。
T：Where is the Tesseract?
托儿：太傻瑞哪去了？
L：I missed you, too.
裸基：人家也惦念着你哪，哥哥
T：Do I look to be in a gaming mood?
托儿：你好好看看，我像想乐乐的样子吗？
L：You should thank me. With the Bifrost gone, how much dark energy did the Allfather have to muster to conjure you here to your precious Earth?
裸基：哎呀，我的好哥哥，你该谢谢我哪。彩虹桥没了，要不是我在这捣乱，老爷子哪肯把你变来人间？
T：I thought you dead.
托儿：我还以为你死了哪
L：Did you mourn?
裸基：晓得，晓得，你哀悼我了吗？
T：We all did. Our father...
托儿：哎，我们都悼念你了。我们父亲他…
L：Your father. He did tell you my true parentage, did he not?
裸基：啐！是你父亲！老爷子给你说了我的出身了，是也不是？
T：We were raised together. We played together, we fought together. Do you remember none of that?
托儿：哎，我的好弟弟。（唱）兄弟情深深似海，犹忆两童共耍玩。抗敌阵上亲兄弟，保卫仙宫奋杀蛮！（白）好弟弟，这些你都不记得了吗？
L：I remember a shadow. Living in the shade of your greatness. I remember you tossing me into an abyss. I, who was, and should be, king!
裸基：哼！（唱）乌云沉沉压心窝，兄怀大才弟无名。 雷哥哥你身具荣耀千万丈，直把弟弟落深渊！（白）好哥哥，我才该是皇帝哪！
T：So you take the world I love as a recompense for your imagined slights? No. The Earth is under my protection, Loki.
托儿：好弟弟，你可不能把这人间破坏，哥哥我在保护着这片心爱的土地
L：And you're doing a marvellous job with that. The humans slaughter each other in droves while you idly fret. I mean to rule them, as why should I not?
裸基：哎呀，哥哥你保护得太好了！（唱）连绵战火四奔袭，生灵涂炭不忍睹。（白）我要统治他们，来把他们好好管管！
T：You think yourself above them?
托儿：且慢！你自认高高在上吗？
L：Well, yes.
裸基：那可不！
T：Then you miss the truth of ruling, brother. A throne would suit you ill.
托儿：哎，那你就错了，好弟弟！王位只会让你痴心成魔
L：I've seen worlds you've never known about! I have grown, Odinson, in my exile. I have seen the true power of the Tesseract, and when I wield it...
裸基：你才错了！（唱）离乡背井心向学，见多识广艺已成。蛮荒之地得宝器，逞威之日在眼前！
T：Who showed you this power? Who controls the would-be king?
托儿：且慢！你的先生是谁？谁教你做这些的？
L：I am a king!
裸基：我是皇帝！
T：Not here! You give up the Tesseract! You give up this poisonous dream! You come home.
托儿：不许胡闹！（唱）弟当放下太傻瑞，抛却心魔把家还！
L：I don't have it. You need the Cube to bring me home. But I've sent it off, I know not where.
裸基：哥哥呀，我可没带着！有太傻瑞来，你才能带我回家。可我也不知道藏到哪里去了
T：You listen well, brother.
托儿：你听好了，弟弟
（↓↓↓雷暴区各位自重。。。）
荒山雷鸣
（合唱）啊~云浪翻滚雷轰轰，思弟太切恸心胸。恨钢不成兄悲怒，掼弟在地泪奔流。
T：Where is the Tesseract?
托儿：太傻瑞哪去了？
L：I missed you, too.
裸基：人家也惦念着你哪，哥哥
T：Do I look to be in a gaming mood?
托儿：你好好看看，我像想乐乐的样子吗？
L：You should thank me. With the Bifrost gone, how much dark energy did the Allfather have to muster to conjure you here to your precious Earth?
裸基：哎呀，我的好哥哥，你该谢谢我哪。彩虹桥没了，要不是我在这捣乱，老爷子哪肯把你变来人间？
T：I thought you dead.
托儿：我还以为你死了哪
L：Did you mourn?
裸基：晓得，晓得，你哀悼我了吗？
T：We all did. Our father...
托儿：哎，我们都悼念你了。我们父亲他…
L：Your father. He did tell you my true parentage, did he not?
裸基：啐！是你父亲！老爷子给你说了我的出身了，是也不是？
T：We were raised together. We played together, we fought together. Do you remember none of that?
托儿：哎，我的好弟弟。（唱）兄弟情深深似海，犹忆两童共耍玩。抗敌阵上亲兄弟，保卫仙宫奋杀蛮！（白）好弟弟，这些你都不记得了吗？
L：I remember a shadow. Living in the shade of your greatness. I remember you tossing me into an abyss. I, who was, and should be, king!
裸基：哼！（唱）乌云沉沉压心窝，兄怀大才弟无名。 雷哥哥你身具荣耀千万丈，直把弟弟落深渊！（白）好哥哥，我才该是皇帝哪！
T：So you take the world I love as a recompense for your imagined slights? No. The Earth is under my protection, Loki.
托儿：好弟弟，你可不能把这人间破坏，哥哥我在保护着这片心爱的土地
L：And you're doing a marvellous job with that. The humans slaughter each other in droves while you idly fret. I mean to rule them, as why should I not?
裸基：哎呀，哥哥你保护得太好了！（唱）连绵战火四奔袭，生灵涂炭不忍睹。（白）我要统治他们，来把他们好好管管！
T：You think yourself above them?
托儿：且慢！你自认高高在上吗？
L：Well, yes.
裸基：那可不！
T：Then you miss the truth of ruling, brother. A throne would suit you ill.
托儿：哎，那你就错了，好弟弟！王位只会让你痴心成魔
L：I've seen worlds you've never known about! I have grown, Odinson, in my exile. I have seen the true power of the Tesseract, and when I wield it...
裸基：你才错了！（唱）离乡背井心向学，见多识广艺已成。蛮荒之地得宝器，逞威之日在眼前！
T：Who showed you this power? Who controls the would-be king?
托儿：且慢！你的先生是谁？谁教你做这些的？
L：I am a king!
裸基：我是皇帝！
T：Not here! You give up the Tesseract! You give up this poisonous dream! You come home.
托儿：不许胡闹！（唱）弟当放下太傻瑞，抛却心魔把家还！
L：I don't have it. You need the Cube to bring me home. But I've sent it off, I know not where.
裸基：哥哥呀，我可没带着！有太傻瑞来，你才能带我回家。可我也不知道藏到哪里去了
T：You listen well, brother.
托儿：你听好了，弟弟
