“莫装B，装B遭雷劈”的英语翻译（转）

孔子曰：“莫装B，装B遭雷劈。”
1.No B, or else P.
2.mo zhuang B, zhuang b bei lei pi.
3.People who are zhuangbility want to show their niubility but only reflect their shability.
4.Mr.Mo pretended to be Mr.B,but he was pied by Miss Lei.
5.Don't zhuangbility，or thunder will strike you bitch……
6.No more zhuangbility, zhuangbility leads to leipility.
7.No Zhuangbity allowed.
　Zhuangbiers are most likely end up riven by lightning.
8.GOD FUCKS FAKE B.
9.Don’t be a smart ass or someone will kick your ass.
10. P is always after zhuangbility.