【 哥谭城手记】「呔！交出你的iphone来！」
我走进公寓大门的那一刻就知道我被人尾随了。直到一个金属硬托顶住我的腰，我才慢慢转过身来。
「把你的iphone交出来。」
一个黑人男子，微胖。更吸引我注意的是他手里那把枪。
听到这话，我提着的心放了下来，感到一丝奇异的释怀。「我没有iphone。」
「没有？」他显得有些诧异。
「没有。不信你看……」我从包里翻出那台诺基亚。他接过去看了看，又还给了我。
这时又进来了一个倒霉蛋。他调转枪口，指着那个刚进门的男生重复着对我说过的话：「把你的iphone交出来！」
那个男生倒很冷静。他一言不发，从裤兜里掏出了一台黑莓。胖子接了过去，看了又看，最终还是把黑莓还给了他。我们注意到，枪口低了下去。
「没有iphone……」胖子喃喃自语。我和男生对视了一眼，交换着几乎是同情的目光。
「等等，你去AT&T看过没有……」胖子转身要走，我忍不住冲他冒出这么一句，仿佛这么让人家空着手回去太粗鲁了。
「AT&T也没现货。」男生很快地接上了话，「我前几天刚去过，现在买最快也得两周才到呢。」我们看到，最后一点小火苗在胖子的眼睛里消失了。
只听那胖子突然开口依依呀呀唱道：
「欲送登高千里目，
愁云低锁衡阳路，
鱼书不至雁无凭，
今番欲作悲秋赋，
回首西山又日斜，
天涯孤客真难度，
丈夫有泪不轻弹，
只是未到伤心处！」
等不及我和那男生叫声好，他已迈开大步，消失在门外了。
缘起：
Security Alert - Armed Robbery - November 15, 2011
We have been notified by the NYPD, that on November 12, 2011 at about 7:30 p.m two males were the victim of an attempted robbery in the lobby of a brownstone on W. 114 ST. between Broadway and Amsterdam Ave. The suspect shown in the photo below was sitting on the steps of the brownstone and followed the first victim into the hallway. He displayed a gun and demanded the victim's I-phone. When the victim stated he didn't have an I-phone, the male gave it back to him. The second victim entered the hallway and the suspect demanded his I-phone. Once again the suspect handed it back when he found out it was not actually an I-phone. The suspect left the building and fled on foot down Amsterdam Ave.
The following description was given to the police: Male/Black/30 yrs/5'8"/160 lbs/ black hat/green waist length jacket/ blue jeans.
If you have any information about this crime, contact the 26Pct. Detective Unit at 212-678-1351.
「把你的iphone交出来。」
一个黑人男子，微胖。更吸引我注意的是他手里那把枪。
听到这话，我提着的心放了下来，感到一丝奇异的释怀。「我没有iphone。」
「没有？」他显得有些诧异。
「没有。不信你看……」我从包里翻出那台诺基亚。他接过去看了看，又还给了我。
这时又进来了一个倒霉蛋。他调转枪口，指着那个刚进门的男生重复着对我说过的话：「把你的iphone交出来！」
那个男生倒很冷静。他一言不发，从裤兜里掏出了一台黑莓。胖子接了过去，看了又看，最终还是把黑莓还给了他。我们注意到，枪口低了下去。
「没有iphone……」胖子喃喃自语。我和男生对视了一眼，交换着几乎是同情的目光。
「等等，你去AT&T看过没有……」胖子转身要走，我忍不住冲他冒出这么一句，仿佛这么让人家空着手回去太粗鲁了。
「AT&T也没现货。」男生很快地接上了话，「我前几天刚去过，现在买最快也得两周才到呢。」我们看到，最后一点小火苗在胖子的眼睛里消失了。
只听那胖子突然开口依依呀呀唱道：
「欲送登高千里目，
愁云低锁衡阳路，
鱼书不至雁无凭，
今番欲作悲秋赋，
回首西山又日斜，
天涯孤客真难度，
丈夫有泪不轻弹，
只是未到伤心处！」
等不及我和那男生叫声好，他已迈开大步，消失在门外了。
缘起：
Security Alert - Armed Robbery - November 15, 2011
We have been notified by the NYPD, that on November 12, 2011 at about 7:30 p.m two males were the victim of an attempted robbery in the lobby of a brownstone on W. 114 ST. between Broadway and Amsterdam Ave. The suspect shown in the photo below was sitting on the steps of the brownstone and followed the first victim into the hallway. He displayed a gun and demanded the victim's I-phone. When the victim stated he didn't have an I-phone, the male gave it back to him. The second victim entered the hallway and the suspect demanded his I-phone. Once again the suspect handed it back when he found out it was not actually an I-phone. The suspect left the building and fled on foot down Amsterdam Ave.
The following description was given to the police: Male/Black/30 yrs/5'8"/160 lbs/ black hat/green waist length jacket/ blue jeans.
If you have any information about this crime, contact the 26Pct. Detective Unit at 212-678-1351.
