Tina Fey Acceptance Mark Twain Prize 2010

                
                
从Tina Fey的获奖感言里挑了很喜欢的一些部分。她应该有一份发言稿，不过并没有完全按照稿子说。即兴和备稿都很不错。
God. Listening to all of these speeches and performances for the last two hours, I cannot help but feel grateful that I put a bag of pretzels in my purse.
I promise to put this award（ Mark Twain 半身像） in a place of honor, to make sure that my daughter does not pretend it is Barbie's older husband – who lost his body in an accident.
I never thought I would even qualify for the Mark Twain Prize for American Humor. I mean, maybe the “Nathaniel Hawthorne Prize for Judgmental Nature” or, the “Judy Blume Award for Awkward Puberty,” or, the “Harper Lee Prize for Small Bodies of Work.” But never this. And, yet, I hope that, like Mark Twain, a hundred years from now, people will see my work and think, “Wow! That is actually pretty racist.”
——最爱一段
Yes, I was the yeah. Yes, I was the first female head writer at “Saturday Night Live,” and, yes, I was only the second woman ever to be pregnant while on the show. And now tonight, I am the third female recipient of this prize. I would love to be the fourth woman to do something, but I just don’t see myself married to Lorne.
I'm not getting emotional tonight because I'm a stone-cold bitch.
I met my husband Jeff when we were both in Chicago, and I had short hair with a perm on top, and I would wear oversized denim shorts overalls. And that is how I know our love is real.
Jennifer Hudson, thank you for singing so amazingly and beautifully. I apologize in advance for whatever Tracy Morgan tries to do to you tonight and Seth Myers, for that matter. I apologize for that, too.
                
                
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