李同学记事（八十三）特别篇：有个鬼妹喜欢我
事情是这样的，有个鬼妹发了个邮件来，我回复了她，
然后。。。。。。。。
不懂英文没关系，
我给你翻译。
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她：
Hi
My name is Miss Stella, I saw your profile today at and became interested in you, I
would also like to know you more, and I want you to send an email to my email address so I can give you my picture for you know who I am. Here is my email
Address (stell****@yahoo.com) I believe we can move from here. I am waiting for your mail to my email address above (Remember the distance or color does not matter but love matters a lot in life
Your love
Miss Stella
翻译：
Hi！
我叫miss屎铁娜，我今天看了你的个人资料，而且对你很感兴趣，我想了解你更多的，所以我发了个邮件给你，只要回复我邮件我就给你照片。这是我的邮件地址：
地址：(stell****@yahoo.com)我相信我们会住在一起的，我等着你的回复哦！（记住！距离或者肤色都不不会阻碍我们的爱）
爱你的
Miss屎铁娜
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本来我不想理她的，而且这个邮件是一个月之前的了，还被邮箱视为垃圾邮件，不过今天无聊，看了看，算了，还是回回她，看她回什么。
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我：
HELLO stella。
THS for watching my profile , and I appreciate for your speaking.
but
I am 。。。。。。
翻译：
你好！屎铁娜。
谢谢你看了我的个人档案，还有很感谢你这么赞我。
但是
我是。。。（个人私隐，不便公开）
===========
我以为她就不会理我了，谁知道她居然还回了我。。。。晕。。。。而且，看到她的回信，天啊，太强大了，估计我都没写过这么多英文。。。。。。。
碍于无聊，还是读了一下。真无聊。直接看翻译吧。
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她：
Hi my dear.
I am more than happy in your reply to my email and very happy to write to you once again. How was your day today?
Mine a little hot over here in <?xml:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags" /><?xml:namespace prefix = st1 /><?xml:namespace prefix = st1 /><?xml:namespace prefix = st1 />Dakar Senegal. My name is Stella Debah (23 years) single and never married, i am from Sudan in Africa and presently i am residing in the refugee camp here in Dakar Senegal as a result of the war in my country.
Hi亲爱的。
我好开心看到你的回复，同时也可以再给你写信，你今天过得怎么样啊？
我住在一个有点热的地方叫达喀尔(塞内加尔首都)。我的名字叫屎铁娜 帝吧哈（23岁）单身还没结婚。我来自非洲的苏丹，现在住在一个避难营 在达喀尔 塞内加尔，主要是因为我自己的国家正在发生战争。
My late father Engr.Rufus U. Debah was the chief executive of the oil marketers and also the managing director (DUO IRON AND STEEL COMPANY LTD),in South Darfur of my country,and he was also the chairman of (REMDOX CONSTRUCTION COMPANY) before the rebels attacked our house one early morning and killed my mother and my father in a cold blood.It was only me that is alive now and i managed to make my way to a nearby country Senegal where i am living now as a refugee.Honestly my condition here in the refugee camp is quite unbearable and i am sick and tired of staying here any longer.
我的后爸爸叫嗯哥乳夫优帝吧哈，他是一个石油市场的老总，还是一个常务董事（多熨斗和钢铁公司LTD），在我国家南边的达尔富尔，他还是董事长（热么多屎建筑公司）
Therefore I wish to share with you in confidence that before the incident took place, there was a certain amount of money totaling ( Six million five hundred thousand US dollars),which my late father deposited in one of the leading bank out of my country which i am the next of kin before he met his untimely death which claim the life of all my family.
Meanwhile all my relatives has ran away and there are no where to be found.
Moreover,i wanted to facilitate this agreement by myself, but due to my refugee status, I wish to seek for your assistance of a long standing relationship of your help in transferring this my late fathers money into your account in your country pending my arrival to you to start a new life over there, because my condition here is terrible.
Perhap's I disclosed this to you alone by love and trust which i deposed in you and wish the same from you.
Therefore, I shall give you the bank contact and other necessary information's in my next email if you will only promise me that you will not/never betray and disclosed this matter to anybody, because, this money is the only hope i have for survival on earth since I have lost my parents.
Moreover I have the FUND PLACEMENT CERTIFICATE and the DEATH CERTIFICATE here with me, but before I give you further information,I will like to know your data;
1. Your full names
2. Your contact and residential address.
Meanwhile,you can reach me by the help of the pastor, Rev. Peter Godswill , he is the pastor of the (HOPE OF GLORY CHURCH) in the camp here.So if you wish to speak with me, call the phone number of the pastor () and his e-mail address is (Rev.pastor.peter.godswill@hotmail.com).
Just tell him that you want to speak with me, he will send for me in the female hostel.
Awaiting to hearing from you soonest.
Thanks.
Yours ever,
Miss Stella.
晕啊。。。不翻了。。。烦死了。。。那些怪名字。
反正她就是说，她的国家发生战争，她爸妈还有亲戚都翘辫子了，现在只剩下她跟她后爸爸了。她现在需要一个外国人，帮她转移她的后爸爸，还有她过来。她也不是省油的灯，她们还有最后的救命钱，大概( Six million five hundred thousand US dollars)大概就是65000000美元吧，说只要你不是一个负心的人，那么请提供她你的地址，还有你的其他资料什么的。
其实就是那些骗钱的东西，你给了她地址了，她就寄一个银行账号给你，说那些美元在转手的时候需要手续费，需要你先转给她手续费。65000000美元的手续费，俺也不清楚是多少，估计也有几万吧。。。不知道了。。。。
唉。。。真是无聊的，不过，的确抓准了俺喜好鬼妹的心理。。。无聊死了。。
对了。！她还真发给我照片哦！难怪她说什么别管什么肤色什么的了。。。。。。
只可惜，俺不喜欢中东妹，俺喜欢白妹。。。。。白白嫩嫩的。。。。
估计是看了我的facebook之类的。。。。真无聊。。。。
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我无聊，我又回了她。
我：
you are rich , you can move to anywhere as you wish
Although I am .......（私人问题，不方便透露）
I am not stupid
你是富婆，只要你喜欢，你移民去哪里都可以。
虽然我是。。。。。。（私人原因）
我不是蠢人。
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大概就是这样了，觉得自己英语好，可以看完她写的。。。写得也太好了。。。。自愧不如啊。。。
然后。。。。。。。。
不懂英文没关系，
我给你翻译。
=============
她：
Hi
My name is Miss Stella, I saw your profile today at and became interested in you, I
would also like to know you more, and I want you to send an email to my email address so I can give you my picture for you know who I am. Here is my email
Address (stell****@yahoo.com) I believe we can move from here. I am waiting for your mail to my email address above (Remember the distance or color does not matter but love matters a lot in life
Your love
Miss Stella
翻译：
Hi！
我叫miss屎铁娜，我今天看了你的个人资料，而且对你很感兴趣，我想了解你更多的，所以我发了个邮件给你，只要回复我邮件我就给你照片。这是我的邮件地址：
地址：(stell****@yahoo.com)我相信我们会住在一起的，我等着你的回复哦！（记住！距离或者肤色都不不会阻碍我们的爱）
爱你的
Miss屎铁娜
===========
本来我不想理她的，而且这个邮件是一个月之前的了，还被邮箱视为垃圾邮件，不过今天无聊，看了看，算了，还是回回她，看她回什么。
===============
我：
HELLO stella。
THS for watching my profile , and I appreciate for your speaking.
but
I am 。。。。。。
翻译：
你好！屎铁娜。
谢谢你看了我的个人档案，还有很感谢你这么赞我。
但是
我是。。。（个人私隐，不便公开）
===========
我以为她就不会理我了，谁知道她居然还回了我。。。。晕。。。。而且，看到她的回信，天啊，太强大了，估计我都没写过这么多英文。。。。。。。
碍于无聊，还是读了一下。真无聊。直接看翻译吧。
==============
她：
Hi my dear.
I am more than happy in your reply to my email and very happy to write to you once again. How was your day today?
Mine a little hot over here in <?xml:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags" /><?xml:namespace prefix = st1 /><?xml:namespace prefix = st1 /><?xml:namespace prefix = st1 />Dakar Senegal. My name is Stella Debah (23 years) single and never married, i am from Sudan in Africa and presently i am residing in the refugee camp here in Dakar Senegal as a result of the war in my country.
Hi亲爱的。
我好开心看到你的回复，同时也可以再给你写信，你今天过得怎么样啊？
我住在一个有点热的地方叫达喀尔(塞内加尔首都)。我的名字叫屎铁娜 帝吧哈（23岁）单身还没结婚。我来自非洲的苏丹，现在住在一个避难营 在达喀尔 塞内加尔，主要是因为我自己的国家正在发生战争。
My late father Engr.Rufus U. Debah was the chief executive of the oil marketers and also the managing director (DUO IRON AND STEEL COMPANY LTD),in South Darfur of my country,and he was also the chairman of (REMDOX CONSTRUCTION COMPANY) before the rebels attacked our house one early morning and killed my mother and my father in a cold blood.It was only me that is alive now and i managed to make my way to a nearby country Senegal where i am living now as a refugee.Honestly my condition here in the refugee camp is quite unbearable and i am sick and tired of staying here any longer.
我的后爸爸叫嗯哥乳夫优帝吧哈，他是一个石油市场的老总，还是一个常务董事（多熨斗和钢铁公司LTD），在我国家南边的达尔富尔，他还是董事长（热么多屎建筑公司）
Therefore I wish to share with you in confidence that before the incident took place, there was a certain amount of money totaling ( Six million five hundred thousand US dollars),which my late father deposited in one of the leading bank out of my country which i am the next of kin before he met his untimely death which claim the life of all my family.
Meanwhile all my relatives has ran away and there are no where to be found.
Moreover,i wanted to facilitate this agreement by myself, but due to my refugee status, I wish to seek for your assistance of a long standing relationship of your help in transferring this my late fathers money into your account in your country pending my arrival to you to start a new life over there, because my condition here is terrible.
Perhap's I disclosed this to you alone by love and trust which i deposed in you and wish the same from you.
Therefore, I shall give you the bank contact and other necessary information's in my next email if you will only promise me that you will not/never betray and disclosed this matter to anybody, because, this money is the only hope i have for survival on earth since I have lost my parents.
Moreover I have the FUND PLACEMENT CERTIFICATE and the DEATH CERTIFICATE here with me, but before I give you further information,I will like to know your data;
1. Your full names
2. Your contact and residential address.
Meanwhile,you can reach me by the help of the pastor, Rev. Peter Godswill , he is the pastor of the (HOPE OF GLORY CHURCH) in the camp here.So if you wish to speak with me, call the phone number of the pastor () and his e-mail address is (Rev.pastor.peter.godswill@hotmail.com).
Just tell him that you want to speak with me, he will send for me in the female hostel.
Awaiting to hearing from you soonest.
Thanks.
Yours ever,
Miss Stella.
晕啊。。。不翻了。。。烦死了。。。那些怪名字。
反正她就是说，她的国家发生战争，她爸妈还有亲戚都翘辫子了，现在只剩下她跟她后爸爸了。她现在需要一个外国人，帮她转移她的后爸爸，还有她过来。她也不是省油的灯，她们还有最后的救命钱，大概( Six million five hundred thousand US dollars)大概就是65000000美元吧，说只要你不是一个负心的人，那么请提供她你的地址，还有你的其他资料什么的。
其实就是那些骗钱的东西，你给了她地址了，她就寄一个银行账号给你，说那些美元在转手的时候需要手续费，需要你先转给她手续费。65000000美元的手续费，俺也不清楚是多少，估计也有几万吧。。。不知道了。。。。
唉。。。真是无聊的，不过，的确抓准了俺喜好鬼妹的心理。。。无聊死了。。
对了。！她还真发给我照片哦！难怪她说什么别管什么肤色什么的了。。。。。。
只可惜，俺不喜欢中东妹，俺喜欢白妹。。。。。白白嫩嫩的。。。。
估计是看了我的facebook之类的。。。。真无聊。。。。
 |
===============
我无聊，我又回了她。
我：
you are rich , you can move to anywhere as you wish
Although I am .......（私人问题，不方便透露）
I am not stupid
你是富婆，只要你喜欢，你移民去哪里都可以。
虽然我是。。。。。。（私人原因）
我不是蠢人。
=============
大概就是这样了，觉得自己英语好，可以看完她写的。。。写得也太好了。。。。自愧不如啊。。。
