潘金莲——请用一只玫瑰纪念我
武松再筛第二杯,对那妇人说道:“嫂嫂是个精细的人,不必用武松多说。我哥哥为人质朴,全靠嫂嫂做主看觑他。常言道:‘表壮不如里壮。’嫂嫂把得家定,我哥哥烦恼做什么?岂不闻古人言:‘篱牢犬不入。’” 那妇人被武松说了这一篇,一点红从耳朵边起,紫涨了面皮;指着武大便骂道:“你这个腌脏混沌!有什么言语在外人处说来,欺负老娘!我是一个不戴头巾男子汉,叮叮哨哨响的婆娘!拳头上立得人,胳膊上走得马,人面上行的人!不是那等搠不出的鳖老婆! 自从嫁了武大,真个蝼蚁也不敢入屋里来!有甚么篱笆不牢,犬儿钻得入来?你胡言乱语,一句句都要下落!丢下砖头瓦儿,一个个要着地!” 武松笑道:“若得嫂嫂这般做主,最好;只要心口相应,却不要'心头不似口头’。既然如此。武二都记得嫂嫂说的话了,请饮过此杯。” 那妇人推开酒盏,一直跑下楼来; 走到半胡梯上发话道:“你既是聪明伶俐,却不道'长嫂为母’?我当初嫁武大时,不曾听得说有什么阿叔!那里走得来'是亲不是亲,便要做乔家公’!自是老娘晦气了,鸟撞着许多事!”哭下楼去了。那妇人自妆出许多奸伪张致。

Wu Song poured a second cup and turned to Golden Lotus. “Sister-in-law is clever. There's no need for me say much. My brother is a simple, honest fellow. He needs you to look after him. ‘Inner force counts more than outward strength,’ as the saying goes. With you running the house properly, he’ll have nothing to worry about. As the ancients put it:‘When the fence is strong no dogs get in.’” A flush crent from the girl’s ears till her whole face was suffused. She shook her finger at Wu the Elder. “You filthy thing! What rumors are you spreading-slandering me? I'm as tough and straightforward as any man! A man can stand on my fist, a horse can trot on my arm! I can show my face proudly anywhere! I'm not one of those wives you need be ashamed of. Ever since I married you, not so much as an ant has dared enter your house! What’s this about fences not being strong and dogs getting in? Before you talk wild, you’d better be able to prove it! Every dropped brick or tile must come to earth!” Wu Song smiled. “Since that's how you feel sister-in-law, that's fine. Just make sure your deeds correspond to your words. I'll remember what you’ve said. I ask you to drink to it.” Golden Lotus thrust the cup aside and ran out of the room. Halfway down the stairs she shouted: “You're so smart. Haven't you heard 'An elder brother's wife deserves the respect you give a mother’? When I married your brother I never even heard of you. You come here, I hardly know you, and you try acting like a father in-law! Just my luck to run into all this shit!” Weeping, she went downstairs, putting on a big show of injured innocence.
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