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2019-04-10 18:54:05

曰: 饼是贵 org 战略方向,虽然可能吃力不讨好,但这回是例外,我们抢到这个摊位全靠这项目在此一役了,不看数字,战略性投资。 吭哧吭哧 996 加完,饼上线。 曰:BTW here's a 馍 I've been 蒸 for the last year. If you can help me finish then it's yours too. 吭哧吭哧 995 加完,馍上线。 分饼的时候曰,哎呀虽然相对效果显著饼吃了都说好,但是总量太小,分饼大会不好看,I tried. 你顺便再做一个新馍。这回铁定能分到。 问:(Excuse me 你自己给了十斤面然后跟我说一百个人好评不壮观,要一千个才好看) I'm not sure about this 馍 though. 曰:I don't enjoy it either. if you don't like it 外包 someone else to 蒸 it. you'll also get the credit. 分馍时候曰: You didn't earn enough 馍。When I said you should 外包 why don't you just 蒸 it already. 问:( if you want me to 蒸 why don't you just say so) Fine give me recipe. 拿来菜谱一看,跟之前那个饼馍一模一样,就是烙大点薄点,还真是点,不变数量级那种。 问,这饼跟去年的啥区别? 曰,饼去年这不刚开始么,吃的人不够多,今年烙大点 问:So you're saying, last year you didn't define 大 and you just said 烙完 this is victory. I not only 烙ed 完 but also got 100 good reviews , yet this year we suddenly think it's not big enough and want a bigger one. But we don't really know how big? 曰:Yeah I need to figure that out... 问:Wait what about 馍? 曰:馍做完就是胜利。 问:为啥去年做完的馍不是胜利? 曰:I cooked 80% of that 馍 so it's not really yours. 问:去年蒸出来就是胜利的馍 turns out 不算胜利 unless I 蒸 a second one?You never mentioned there would be a second one. 曰:Sorry I lied. I didn't try at all. I just said so so you'll 蒸 that 馍 for me. But this time if you finish I promise I'll give you the 馍饼全席。 不做了拜拜了您内。 前脚刚走那个画了半天的馍被大领导一 push 又说不能吃不做了。 饼变得比脸还快。 感觉不是 #你脸典型瞎忙事件#,而是#面向心情编程实录#

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