由建筑设计公司Architects Southwest 于2010年发起的第一届僵尸避难所设计大赛。比赛结果于2011年发表。话说这其实真的是一个很不坑爹的著名公司。究竟是要闲到什么程度，蛋疼到什么境界，才会搞出这么一个竞赛……作为建筑公司你们真的大丈夫吗？？？？？
(2010 Zombie Safe House Competition
Few design competitions ever focus on truly traumatic life experiences, the kind of situations that force men, women and children into their primal survival tendencies. Luckily, in 2010 this gaping hole in architectural design was finally addressed. The 2010 Zombie Apocalypse Safe House Competition posed the task to designers to find solutions to the the very real threat of having to defend yourself against hoards of brain hungry zombies as the end of mankind grows near. Follow after the jump to read about this lighthearted design competition, the entries and their presentation boards.
The 2010 Zombie Apocalypse Safe House Competition, sponsored by Architects Southwest, provided entrants with several issues to address in their design:
Program Issues to Address:
1. How many people can you fit in your safe house?
2. How are you handling power, potable water, and waste?
3. How are you handling access to your safe house?
4. How many days do you plan to stay in your safe house, and how much food and water are you providing?
5. How will you escape in the event of a zombie intrusion?
6. How will you keep zombies out of your safe house?
The budget was unlimited.
作品一：40 Day Z POD
(This one was based on an individual that escapes from the zombie horde by balloon attached to his house seeing no way out from the zombie engulfed city. Of course, being attached to the house doesn’t allow for much steering, so the man drifts along until he decides to set himself down in a mountain crevice. Of course the landing causes the house to split up and he has to makes due with hand built ladders and walkways. But he dose have his living quarters with in the house and they are still functional. Time passes and the man realizes that the zombies have evolved and are beginning to scale the mountains to reach him. So while they are scuttling around the base of the mountain he begins tunneling and fortifying the mountain with safe havens and traps.
The mountain walls have spikes made form the trees that were once on top and in the mountain, save one (for prosperity sake), and a pit with spikes with a shaky bridge discourage uncoordinated zombies from making it into the living quarters that can only be entered through a small hidden passage. Of course should the zombies ever break the forts defenses the two means of escape are by the balloon, thereby taking the useful part of the house with him, or by boat, which scoots along out the mountain an down twisty rivers. Ok, there are some logistic problems, but it was more fun to draw it like this.Mountain Getaway（山形生路）
作品三：SS Huckleberry （WINNER）
作品四：Sears Roebuck 003-b
(Some of you younger people might not know this but back many – many years ago you could order whole houses from the Sears and Roebuck Catalog. Yes, whole house kits would be shipped to you’re site. In the spirit of that I thought that what if our survivalist couldn’t make it out of town. Well if he had the forethought to purchase one of this kits (with a 5 year warranty), when the apocalypse ensues and the derelict buildings with just their steel skeletons dot the landscape remain, you can put up your zombie fort, complete with all the amenities of home and completely impenetrable. Roof garden and solar cells on roof not shown.
你们有些岁数小的人可能不知道，想当年可是能从Sears and Roebuck （美国零售业巨头）的产品目录里订购一整套房子的！没错儿，一整套家舍套装能运到府上。同理，我觉得要是咱们的幸存者没能从城里跑出来，但他远见卓识地随身带了套这种套装（5年质保），末日来临也不怕。只要那些被损坏的建筑物还留着副钢筋铁骨，他就可以掏出防僵尸套装来大展身手，完全只靠家庭设施组装，完全不可逾越。屋顶花园和阳光房图上未展示。）
(2010 Zombie Apocalypse Safe House Competition originally appeared on ArchDaily, the most visited architecture website on 03 Jan 2011.