My advantage is that I am handsome, but my disadvantage is that the handsomeness is not so obvious.
When I went shopping one day, a group of girls stopped me, saying that I was handsome. But I denied it, and then they hit me and said I am hypocritical.
I am an angel, and the reason why I can not go back to heaven is the problem of my weight.
Although you wear some cologne, I can still vaguely smell a scummy whiff out of you.
It does not hurt feelings, when it comes to money, but it indeed damn cost money when it comes to feelings.
The accountant said : "Could you please come for your earnings later, because I have no change here?"
I curse your buying instant noodles without getting flavoring bags.
The most mysterious department in the history is the department concerned.
There are two things that I could not do in my life--I could not do this and I could not do that.
The others have their background, while what I have is the sight of my back.
Never treat a dried shrimp not as seafood.
Since there are so many deceivers, it is very obvious that idiots are not enough.
We never be afraid that thieves carry their tools, but afraid they know some kind of technology.