Cåsbr的日记

第一世界问题, aka 吃饱了撑的无病呻吟

2011-09-29 14:32:14

http://www.reddit.com/r/firstworldproblems 　 ☆ 袋装茶叶的绳子掉进去了！ ☆ 我载的盗版MP3文件名字都不对还要自己改！ ☆ 一只脚的鞋带松了，系完后么这只鞋比另一只紧了！ ☆ 我家的猫怎么一点都不好玩。 ☆ 饭吃太多吃得我都累了。 ☆ 自动门开得不够快，我得放慢走路的速度以免撞上去。 ☆ 刚洗完澡就要拉屎，我觉......

计划生育宣传标语

2011-09-27 10:20:24

抓计划生育，就是抓生产力发展抓计划生育，就是抓家庭增收抓计划生育，就是抓GDP增长抓计划生育，就是抓软实力发展超生就扎一人超生，全村结扎一人结扎，全家光荣该扎不扎，见了就抓女扎要得病，男扎还能行放鞭炮、骑大马、戴红花，我家刚结扎！快来俺家喝酒吧！见证怀孕，持证生育能引地引出来，能流地流出来...... (2回应)

I am Pedobear!

2011-09-06 07:10:39

　　 ∩＿＿＿∩ 　　 | ノ　　　ヽ　　/　　●　　● |　クマ──！！　 |　 ( _●_) ミ　彡､　　 |∪|　､｀＼ /　＿＿　ヽノ　 /´>　 ) (＿＿＿）　　　 /　(_／　|　　　　　　 / 　|　　／＼　＼　|　/　　　 )　 ) 　∪　　　（　＼　　　　　　＼＿) (10回应)

火鸟飞

2011-08-11 15:06:27

２００６年１０月，我买下了一只火鸟。它载着我飞入高速，又飞落农田，向前冲向大石头，向后dui入野马，它陪我和Y同学一起顶着倾盆暴雨去Portland办M国签证，午夜２点去Seattle领C国签证，曾经无数次穿梭于Astoria与Corvallis之间，同我和W同学一起去Mt Hood滑雪，同我和T同学一起去Mt Hood滑雪然后在布满积雪融冰的公路当...... (7回应)

Two years have passed, and finally and suddenly I realized how big of a jerk I was, I am. There are many terrible things you can do to hurt someone, I did it in the worst way. I was a total, inexcusable, humongous, heartless jerk. Apologize. And don't be again. (8回应)

今天心情大不好，于是决定发一篇Solidot上的科普小文

2011-04-27 14:40:13

Solidot | 雌狗不易被愚弄 http://science.solidot.org/article.pl?sid=11/04/27/0310248 性别之争渗透到了动物领域。一项新研究发现，当一个球在狗眼前神奇的改变大小，雌狗能注意到异常，但雄狗没有。研究人员不清楚背后的原因。专家认为，可能是因为雄狗信任它们的鼻子，而雌狗信任它们的眼睛。研究发布在《生物学快报......

四年来第一次

2011-03-19 06:46:55

我的房间是全地板了！ Dance! (2回应)

Woman's and Man's Poems

2011-01-24 21:53:57

WOMAN'S POEM Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep, One who's handsome, smart and strong. One who loves to listen long, One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks. I pray he's gainfully employed, When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.......

你丫这只记吃不记打的猪

2010-11-29 09:23:55

我以为结束了, 不, 没有结束. 然后我觉得这次总该结束了, 结果我又错了, 我还是放不下. 我觉得我永远也放不下她. (3回应)

A quote from Hemingway

2010-10-20 02:27:35

I was always embarrassed by the words sacred, glorious and sacrifice and the expression in vain... There were many words that you could not stand to hear and finally only the name of places had dignity. - A farewell to Arms