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This is a bucket of shit. If someone throws shit at us,we throw shit back at them. We start a shit fight.We throw so much shit back at them that they can't pick up shit,they can't throw shit,they can't do shit.

Leland: What is this?Disher Mint?
Randy: Yeah, I made it myself.
Leland: You made the gum?
Randy: Yeah, from a kit... I got it online. In my basement, I'm experimenting with a bunch of new flavors right now. Guess what this one is.
Natalie: Tar?
-------------------------------------------MONK S7,Ep8

This parrot is no more.
It has ceased to be.
It's expired and gone to meet its maker.
This is a late parrot.
It's a stiff.
Bereft of life,it rests in peace.
If you hadn't nailed it to the perch,
it would be pushing up the daisies.
It's rung down the curtain and joined the choir invisible.
This is an ex-parrot.
-------------------------------------------Dead Parrot MPFC

Cliche:
If you spill the beans,you open up a whole can of worms.
How can you let sleeping dogs lie,if you let the cat out of the bag.
Bring in a new broom .and if you are not careful,you will find out you have thrown the baby out with the bath water.
If you change horses in the middle of the stream,next thing you know is you are up the creek without a paddle.
-------------------------------------------Yes,Prime Minister

You wouldn't steal a handbag.
You wouldn't steal a car.
You wouldn't steal a baby.
You wouldn't shoot a policeman...
and then steal his helmet.
You wouldn't go to the toilet in his helmet...
And then send it to the policeman's grieving widow...
And then steal it again!
Downloading films is stealing.
If you do it, you will face the consequences.
-------------------------------------------The IT Crowd

“Are you gonna fucking pay！”
Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
From my favorite character in this movie,"Barry the Baptist".

Independent FIRE AT WILL！！！

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