godbarry的日记

办公室笑话一则

2009-03-26 12:53:18

今天终于被我亲身经历了！办公室男厕内，三个便池满员，我占了最右边一个。另外两男士姑且叫A，B。（我不认识他们） A突然问B：“吃了么？”（我靠！还真有人在厕所里问这个啊！我憋笑。。。） B似乎被震惊了一下，不过马上回复平静：哦，吃了。（这没什么。。。我忍！） A不放过B，接着问：“自己带的？”（！！！） B...... (4回应)

Every morning, ask "What's new" in the news agency. Answering: New apples,new bananas,new oranges...... The same office, the same IBM, the same boss, the same AIM,MSN,OutLook,PS...... But hey, the news is always new. & that's what I'm dealing with. (4回应)

有一种

2009-01-04 23:27:33

有一种痛苦，叫考试；有一种折磨，叫期末考试；有一种羞辱，叫大四的人了还要准备期末考试。我是今天复习到半夜呢，还是明天早起再看呢？哎。 (8回应)

Cause...

2008-12-19 00:26:42

We all just wanna be big rock stars that live in hill-top houses driving 15 cars. The girls come easy and the drugs come cheap. We all stay skinny cause we just won't eat. Hang out in the coolest bars in the VIP with the movie stars. Every good gold-digger's gonna wind up there. Every playboy-bunny...... (6回应)

Mama,we all go to hell

2008-12-02 23:35:33

It's all quite pleasant except for the smell. Mama,we all gonna die. Mama,we're meant for flies. Mama,this world is full of lies, and they're building a coffin your size. (1回应)

Welcome To My Life

2008-11-19 20:13:51

An old song just came up to me due to some reasons. Oh,it's fine, I'll get through it. From Simple Plan. Do you ever feel like breaking down? Do you ever feel out of place? Like somehow you just don't belong And no one understands you Do you ever wanna run away? Do you lock yourself in your room...... (11回应)