十年生死两茫茫，不思量，forever young

众里寻他千百度，蓦然回首，Hey，how do you do。

云中谁寄锦书来？super high ,suck guy！

人生得意须尽欢，be a man,use your hand

身无彩凤双飞翼，Get away from me！

天生我材必有用，I can play football..

春城無處不飛花，let's go to the cinema

问君能有几多愁，as a boy without a girl (这句好美啊...)

问君能有几多愁，easy come easy go

春眠不觉晓，yo yo check it out

问世间情为何物，what the fuck can I do

曾经沧海难为水，what the fuck did you say

无可奈何花落去，I miss you missing me

此情可待成追忆，let it be

争渡，争渡，惊起一滩鸥鹭，who and who?

林花谢了春红，太匆匆,where is my iphone?

感时花溅泪,Changes is never too late~

满园春色关不住, Friday is coming soon~

床前明月光，there's something wrong~

两只黄鹂鸣翠柳，what place shall we go

空山新雨后 fire in the hole

两情若是长久时，you jump ,I jump

江山如此多娇，you are so small，惜秦皇汉武，too simple；唐宗宋祖，sometime naieve。 一代天骄，成吉思汗，can't play football。俱往矣，数风流, die all

但使龙城飞将在 come on baby don't be shy

昨夜西风凋碧树，独上高楼，watching Chairman Hu

两岸猿声啼不住 monkey go to sexing zoo

停车坐爱枫林晚 drive you home for one night

黄河之水天上来，Can you feel the love tonight

雕栏玉砌应犹在，baby baby one more time

借问酒家何处有？There is nowhere you can go

衣带渐宽终不悔 Would you wanna be a GAY！

安能摧眉折腰事权贵，I would rather be a gay!

今朝有酒今朝醉，I am proud to be a gay