熟悉的调调~~歌词实在太闪了,忍不住去查了下发过来
White & Nerdy
又白又宅 by Al Yankovic
They see me mowin’
他们看到我在割
My front lawn
我家门前小草皮
I know they’re all thinking I’m so white and nerdy
我知道他们都觉得我又白又宅
Think I’m just too white and nerdy
想想我真是太白太宅
Think I’m just too white and nerdy
想想我真是太白太宅
Can’t you see I’m white and nerdy?
没发现我又白又宅?
Look at me, I’m white and nerdy
看看我我又白又宅
I wanna roll with
我想要和
The gangstas
帮派的人厮混
But so far they all think I’m too white and nerdy
但他们都觉得我太白太宅
Think I’m just too white and nerdy
想想我真是太白太宅
Think I’m just too white and nerdy
想想我真是太白太宅
I’m just too white and nerdy.
我实在是太白太宅
Really really white and nerdy.
天下无敌又白又宅
First in my class here at MIT
我从前在麻省理工上课
Got skills, I’m a champion at D&D
头好棒棒还是个D&D(龙与地下城)专家 [多半指TRPG 我大学也玩过]
MC Escher - that’s my favorite MC
MC‧艾薛尔是我最喜欢的rap歌手 [专画不合理插画的绘画家]
Keep your 40, I’ll just have an Earl Grey tea
不用请我喝酒 我只喝伯爵奶茶 [Earl Grey tea是星舰迷航记舰长的爱茶]
My rims never spin, to the contrary
我的轮胎钢圈不但不会转 [美国很多黑人车子会装 不但会转还会闪]
You’ll find that they’re quite stationary
而且稳得不得了 [然后有的拉丁美洲或黑人痞子车子还会跳动]
All of my action figures are cherry
我的模型都是原装未拆的 [我还特地问一位黑人朋友 他说cherry是处女狸语]
Steven Hawking’s in my library
藏书中有史蒂芬霍金 [成就非凡的近代物理学大师]
My MySpace page is all totally pimped out
我的Myspace(部落格)页面超屌
Got people beggin’ for my top eight spaces
一堆人抢著要进入我前八名的好友名单
Yo, I know pi to a thousand places
我能够背"兀"超过一千位
Ain’t got no grills but I still wear braces
没金牙但我有闪亮牙套 [不是指金的假牙 是一种rapper牙齿上的闪亮装饰品]
I order all of my sandwiches with mayonnaise
我的三明治一定要放美乃兹 [怎麼办我也是]
I’m a whiz at Minesweeper - I could play for days
我是踩地雷高手-可以玩上一整天
Once you see my sweet moves you’re gonna stay amazed
点地雷的技巧吓死人
My fingers’ movin’ so fast I’ll set the place ablaze
我的键盘输入快到喷火
There’s no killer app I haven’t run
杀手软体每一种全跑过
At Pascal, well I’m number one
Pascal(高阶电脑语言)我第一
Do vector calculus just for fun
向量微积分当兴趣
I ain’t got a gat but I got a soldering gun
没手枪我有小焊枪 [一般是用来熔接主机电路板或小马达用的]
Happy Days is my favorite theme song
欢乐时光是我最爱的主题曲
I could sure kick your butt in a game of ping pong
打乒乓球你会被我狂电
I’ll ace any trivia quiz you bring on
各款桌上知识游戏我都很行 [三个人以上玩的历史运动科技各种知识题库游戏]
I’m fluent in JavaScript as well as Klingon
我的java语流畅得跟克林贡语有拼 [星鉴迷航记的一种外星人语言]
They see me roll on
他们看到我在骑
My Segway
我的赛格威 [发表之初叫Ginger号称将取代人类步行 现在一台大概20万台币]
I know in my heart they think I’m white and nerdy
我深知他们觉得我又白又宅
Think I’m just too white and nerdy
想想我真是太白太宅
Think I’m just too white and nerdy
想想我真是太白太宅
Can’t you see I’m white and nerdy?
没发现我又白又宅?
Look at me, I’m white and nerdy
看看我 我又白又宅
I’d like to roll with
我想要和
The gangstas
帮派的人厮混
Although it’s apparent I’m too white and nerdy
虽然我很明显太白太宅
Think I’m just too white and nerdy
想想我真是太白太宅
Think I’m just too white and nerdy
想想我真是太白太宅
I’m just too white and nerdy
我实在是太白太宅
How’d I get so white and nerdy
我怎会这麼白这麼宅
I’ve been browsin’, inspectin’
我不断浏览 情报搜集
X-Men comics, you know I collect ‘em
我收集所有X-men漫画书 [而我是收集岛本Jojo和海贼王]
The pens in my pocket, I must protect ‘em
我胸前口袋一堆原子笔要守护
My ergonomic keyboard never leaves me bored
有人体工学键盘我从不无聊
Shopping online for deals on some writable media
上网血拼空白光碟随身碟
I edit Wikipedia
我帮忙编辑维基百科 [网路人士自由合编en.wikipedia.org 我写书时受益不少]
I memorized Holy Grail really well
我背"圣杯传奇"滚瓜烂熟 [没看过 来去Amazon订一片瞧瞧]
I can recite it right now and have you ROTFLOL
我可以马上背桥段让你笑到站不起来 [rolling on the floor laughing out loud]
I got a business doing websites
我也接一些网站生意
When my friends need some code, who do they call?
当我朋友需要写程式 还能找谁?
I do HTML for ‘em all
我帮他们写HTML以外
Even made a homepage for my dog
甚至帮我的小狗架了一个网站 [说帮自己喜欢的ACG角色架网站就能了解了吧]
Yo, I got myself a fanny pack
Yo 我买了一个霹雳腰包 [国中还挺流行的]
They were havin’ a sale down at The Gap
因为GAP正好在打折 [哈]
Spend my nights with a roll of bubble wrap
和一卷泡泡胶共度春宵 [......哎哟 泡泡胶很赞耶 谁不爱玩 XD]
Pop, pop, hope no one sees me
波波波 希望没人看到我
Gettin’ freaky
变得怪怪的
I’m nerdy in the extreme
我宅到极点
And whiter than sour cream
甚至白过酸奶酪
I was in AV Club and Glee Club and even the Chess Team
我待过影音器材社 男声合唱团 甚至西洋棋社
Only question I Ever thought was hard
我唯一觉得很难的问题只有
Was do I like Kirk
我到底喜欢企业号第二代舰长寇克
Or do I like Picard
还是初代毕凯舰长 [出自星舰迷航记 这影集很红但我没认真看过]
Spend every weekend at the Renaissance Fair
每个周末都参加文艺复兴扮装园游会
Got my name on my underwear
还在我每一件内裤都写上名字 [我当兵时的确有做]
They see me strollin’
他们看到我晃来晃去
They laughin’
他们笑著我
And rollin’ their eyes ‘cause I’m so white and nerdy
眼睛转不停因为我实在又白又宅
Just because I’m white and nerdy
就因为我又白又宅
Just because I’m white and nerdy
就因为我又白又宅
All because I’m white and nerdy
全因为我又白又宅
Holy cow, I’m white and nerdy
老天啊 我真是我又白又宅
I wanna bowl with
我想要跟帮派朋友
The gangstas
打打保龄球
But, oh well, it’s obvious I’m white and nerdy
但是 唉 很明显的我又白又宅
Think I’m just too white and nerdy
想想我真是太白太宅
Think I’m just too white and nerdy
想想我真是太白太宅
I’m just too white and nerdy.
我实在是太白太宅
Look at me, I’m white and nerdy
看看我 我根本就是又白又宅
