国产凌凌漆

2009-09-22 19:59:21 来自: 本来老六(疾走不休)

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== 字幕制作：弥撒之夜 ==

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是，是

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开闸

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开柜

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大惊小怪的！

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恐龙头骨哪里去了？

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不知道

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快说

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你们呆在这里干什么？快点找

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是

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去呀

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后点…后点

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慢慢，小心点…

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出来…慢一点

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把恐龙头骨立刻装进第二个货柜

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准备好之后，马上出发

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是

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凌凌义Call总部，请回答

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凌凌义，你没事吧？

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恐龙头骨完整无缺

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所有的匪徒都让我歼灭了

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报告位置

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我的位置在大连

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你胆子真不小，杀死我这么多人

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就凭你那支玩具枪想杀我？

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小子，让你看看什么叫做枪！

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他妈的！害我浪费一颗子弹

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你还有什么绝招就使出来吧

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凌凌义，发生什么事？

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快回答，凌凌义

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我被人偷袭

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对方是谁？

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不知道，他穿了件刀枪不入的盔甲

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他还有一把金色的枪

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我从来没见过火力这么猛力的

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快派人去知会他

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凌凌义，发生什么事了？凌凌义！

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快回答！凌凌义！

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总理，恐龙头骨的事到目前为止

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我们暂时还没有什么线索

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但是我们组织内部的一级特务

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已经死得差不多了

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所以在追查方面恐怕会有困难

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这恐龙头骨是我国的一级国宝

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无论如何要找回来

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是，总理

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我一定尽全力把国宝找回来

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要尽快点

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是

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侍卫

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是

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那是什么？

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报告！这批文件全部已经超过十年了

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现在拿去烧毁

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等一等

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是

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怎么会有特务的专用档案？

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这个人的智商和身裁都不合标准

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是个后备特务

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不是呀！他是烈士的后代

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政治成份好，绝对可靠

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好，就派他去吧

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你别以为躲在这儿我就找不到你

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没用的，像你这样出色的男人

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无论在那儿

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就好像漆黑的萤火虫一样

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那么鲜明，出众

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你忧郁的眼神…

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唏嘘的须根…

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神乎奇技的刀法…

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和那杯DryMartine…

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都彻底地将你出卖了

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不过，你虽然那么出色

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但是行有行规，无论怎么样…

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昨夜的风流帐你一定要付

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召妓想不给钱吗？

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我还以为我们的交往

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是建筑在感情之上

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想不到

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原来也只是一盘生意

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讲感情也要给钱啊

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我明白

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如果有钱我早就给你了

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但近来流行吃素，生意很差，这样吧

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拿些猪肉回去当部份付款

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将就点吧，谢谢

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你有种！山水有山逢！

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有兴趣的话，何不今晚再相逢吧？

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省回了！

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什么？那卖猪肉的不肯付钱？

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我帮你找人教训他

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算了吧，怎么说…

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他始终都是一个独一无二

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风度翩翩的猪肉贩

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力拔山兮气盖世

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时不利兮骓不逝

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小漆？

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闻西？

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我还是希望你叫我的全名…

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达闻西

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没问题，闻西

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多谢

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别客气，闻西

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国家终于有任务给你了

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真的？

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终于肯找我了吗？

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怎么样，玫瑰？

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十年不见，你还是这么漂亮

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我不是十年前的玫瑰

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她去年已经死了

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我是她女儿杜鹃

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这么大的女儿？

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来…让叔叔亲一亲

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待会才亲嘛，司令已经等你很久了

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你先进去吧

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好，叔叔很快就回来

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好的

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这猪肝拿去煮汤吧

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补补血

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你太久没回来啦

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忘记了这儿有玻璃门

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司令

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凌凌漆，你来啦？

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是

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给我一根烟

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还有刀

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对不起

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作为一个刀客，刀不离身

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算了

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刀客？

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等了十年，我还以为国家已将我忘了

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怎会呢？就算是一张卫生纸

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一条内裤都有它本身的用处

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这譬如真棒

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我已经作好准备接受任何工作了

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好，有道是养兵千日就用在一时

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最近我们发现了

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世界上最大的暴龙化石

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但是龙头却不见了

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盗窃者的身份十分神秘

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我们只知道他用的

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是一枝无坚不摧的金枪

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而且身上穿着一套刀枪不入的盔甲

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这件价值连城的国宝

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我们怀疑跟香港走私大王赖有为有关

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所以我们派你去调查

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你有没有看过猪猡公园？

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没有！侏罗纪我就看过

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是…是侏罗纪

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暴龙是鬼鬼祟祟走来走去的那条？

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还是呀…的那条呢？

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是呀…那一条

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那条很没人性，最喜欢追吃小孩子的

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不会！肯定中国这一条不会

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说得倒是

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我们特意找来

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十年前训练你的达闻西来做你的后勤

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闻西

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司令，是达闻西

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闻西，进行得怎么样？闻西

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我最近发明了些新产品

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相信能帮到你

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电筒？

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错！这不是一支普通的电筒

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这是毋需电池的太阳能电筒

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在有光源的情况下它会发亮

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如果没有光源呢？

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绝对不会亮

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有没有可能没光源也会亮呢？

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问得好！关灯

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是

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只要拿另外一支电筒照着它

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它就会亮了

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看！是不是？

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开灯

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是

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这发明很有创意啊

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大家请看那边的守卫

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我来假设他就是金枪人

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这叫超级间谍椅

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是给你长时间坐着来监视敌人用的

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我问你怕不怕？

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怕了吗？对不对？

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这发明很厉害

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不错

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还有，我正在研究一样

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集十种杀人武器于一身的

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超级武器霸王

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如果我研究成功…

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闻西，有什么事到我办公室再说吧

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小漆，十年来你一直当猪肉贩吗？

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应该说是一个

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唏嘘的猪肉贩

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我何尝不是一个坎坷的菜贩呢？

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还好有一份兼职

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在中央精神病研究所做研究工作

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负责什么？

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被人家研究！

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不错

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凌凌漆，你要记着

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恐龙头骨标志着我们国家的尊严

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绝对不容许落在外国人的手上

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追查过程中你的身份要绝对保密

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还有，金枪人的身份是极度神秘的

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而且他心狠手辣

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你随时会有生命危险

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凌凌漆，你还有没有问题？

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我可不可以不去呢？

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不行！明天大清早你就要出发

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到了香港之后就有人跟你接触

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是

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还有没有其他事？

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没有

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这是我私人对你的赞助二百元正

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好好去买一件衣服才去香港

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别令我们国家丢脸

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闻西

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替我去买杯奶茶

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切记要拿回零钱

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是

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闻西，司令，这次我一定要为国争光

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说得好，好兄弟

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好兄弟，说得好

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好

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你是不是疯了？

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找个宰猪的来找恐龙？

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他以前是一个很好的特工

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好个屁，你以为我是傻的？

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他这么多年都没有干了

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现在连开枪都不知道会不会

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陈司令，你放心吧

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我既然叫他去，那我心中对他有数

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你当然心里有数啦

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你怎么想只有你自己知道

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我认为既然恐龙骨在沉阳被偷的

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就应该由我们北方人来管

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说来说去，你还是不相信我

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对！我就是不相信你

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我已经派人去查这件事

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我一定会抓到偷恐龙骨的人

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既然这样我们也不用多说啦

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送客，请吧

242
00:18:49,520 --> 00:18:51,750
这个人在这世界上永远消失了

243
00:18:52,960 --> 00:18:54,029
你现在马上去香港

244
00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:57,116
把这份文件交给叫凌凌漆的人

245
00:18:57,720 --> 00:18:59,119
找个机会把他干掉

246
00:20:41,520 --> 00:20:42,157
你好

247
00:20:57,760 --> 00:20:58,715
有什么可以帮忙的？

248
00:20:59,080 --> 00:21:02,038
有…我已经订了房间

249
00:21:02,480 --> 00:21:03,390
请问贵姓名？

250
00:21:04,400 --> 00:21:06,277
我的名字叫凌凌漆

251
00:21:07,360 --> 00:21:08,349
你好

252
00:21:09,560 --> 00:21:11,596
对不起，没有你的名字

253
00:21:12,120 --> 00:21:13,997
什么！竟有此事？

254
00:21:15,040 --> 00:21:16,075
请你查清楚

255
00:21:18,080 --> 00:21:20,548
对不起，你订的不是丽晶酒店

256
00:21:20,640 --> 00:21:22,358
你订的是丽晶大宾馆

257
00:21:39,360 --> 00:21:40,679
老板，我看你穿得这么帅

258
00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:42,149
戴着帽子什么的

259
00:21:42,200 --> 00:21:43,713
这房间就收你七十块吧

260
00:21:43,760 --> 00:21:45,193
每天十二时之前退房间

261
00:21:55,160 --> 00:21:57,276
带立体眼镜看吧，这会更爽

262
00:21:57,360 --> 00:21:58,315
是吗？

263
00:22:03,360 --> 00:22:04,315
怎么了？行不行？

264
00:22:04,760 --> 00:22:07,194
行！不过这玩儿不适合我

265
00:22:07,280 --> 00:22:08,110
你召不召妓？

266
00:22:08,280 --> 00:22:09,190
好！什么质素？

267
00:22:09,360 --> 00:22:10,349
有大陆姑娘有本地货

268
00:22:10,400 --> 00:22:11,469
150块全套服务

269
00:22:13,360 --> 00:22:14,236
就本地货吧

270
00:22:14,280 --> 00:22:15,156
好的

271
00:22:16,000 --> 00:22:16,398
大婶，你干嘛？

272
00:22:16,600 --> 00:22:17,350
我替你脱裤子嘛

273
00:22:17,520 --> 00:22:18,430
你干嘛要这样做呢？

274
00:22:18,480 --> 00:22:19,435
你不是说要本地货吗？

275
00:22:19,480 --> 00:22:20,435
我在这区很有名啊

276
00:22:57,240 --> 00:22:58,116
原来是你

277
00:23:02,680 --> 00:23:04,989
怎么样？没被人跟踪吧？

278
00:23:05,200 --> 00:23:08,749
吃饭啦…快来

279
00:23:10,040 --> 00:23:12,952
来吧…吃呀

280
00:23:26,920 --> 00:23:27,750
嗨

281
00:23:40,920 --> 00:23:42,069
香港美女多

282
00:23:47,680 --> 00:23:49,033
看来你蛮有爱心的

283
00:23:49,360 --> 00:23:51,237
你经常喂狗吗？

284
00:23:52,880 --> 00:23:53,756
你喜欢画画？

285
00:23:53,920 --> 00:23:54,875
是啊！你呢？

286
00:23:55,440 --> 00:23:56,236
不大喜欢！

287
00:23:57,160 --> 00:23:58,115
我是宰猪的

288
00:24:03,040 --> 00:24:04,155
什么歌曲？

289
00:24:06,200 --> 00:24:07,155
李香兰

290
00:24:08,120 --> 00:24:09,235
张学友的李香兰？

291
00:24:09,400 --> 00:24:11,152
我懂！不过不很熟

292
00:24:12,000 --> 00:24:13,035
李香琴我比较熟

293
00:24:13,280 --> 00:24:14,030
是吗？

294
00:24:14,440 --> 00:24:16,032
我的名字就是李香琴

295
00:24:16,080 --> 00:24:17,035
你叫李香琴？

296
00:24:17,320 --> 00:24:18,719
是啊，我叫李香琴

297
00:24:21,040 --> 00:24:22,029
你叫李香琴

298
00:24:24,200 --> 00:24:25,428
李香兰一定是你妈妈

299
00:24:26,160 --> 00:24:28,037
是啊！李香兰真的是我妈妈

300
00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:33,274
李香兰是你妈妈？

301
00:24:36,960 --> 00:24:37,870
你吸不吸烟？

302
00:24:38,000 --> 00:24:38,989
不吸，干嘛？

303
00:24:39,160 --> 00:24:40,036
出来

304
00:24:42,040 --> 00:24:42,756
出来啊！

305
00:24:45,240 --> 00:24:47,037
你不吸烟那没道理地下有个烟蒂？

306
00:24:47,280 --> 00:24:48,156
加上柜门是虚掩的

307
00:24:48,280 --> 00:24:50,077
很明显有第三者躲在里面

308
00:24:51,160 --> 00:24:51,990
你躲在一旁吧，很危险啊

309
00:24:52,320 --> 00:24:53,150
出来

310
00:24:57,040 --> 00:24:58,029
你是不是吸健牌的？

311
00:24:59,160 --> 00:25:00,036
你怎么知道？

312
00:25:00,680 --> 00:25:01,874
这烟蒂是你自己丢的

313
00:25:03,080 --> 00:25:03,990
去！

314
00:25:05,440 --> 00:25:07,158
来，把鞋子穿回去吧

315
00:25:11,680 --> 00:25:12,749
经过了舟车劳顿

316
00:25:13,040 --> 00:25:15,076
无可否认我神经过敏了一点

317
00:25:15,880 --> 00:25:17,320
但我可以大胆说一句

318
00:25:17,320 --> 00:25:18,719
我绝对是个优秀的特务

319
00:25:19,840 --> 00:25:20,909
把拖鞋先还给我

320
00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:25,399
这次我接受国家的任务

321
00:25:26,040 --> 00:25:27,029
我是有备而来的

322
00:25:30,440 --> 00:25:32,078
举个例说，这个型号F40

323
00:25:32,160 --> 00:25:33,878
表面上是个手提电话

324
00:25:34,040 --> 00:25:35,553
你看见嘛，这儿有一层白金属网膜

325
00:25:35,600 --> 00:25:37,079
宝际上…

326
00:25:38,080 --> 00:25:39,035
它是一个须刨

327
00:25:40,040 --> 00:25:41,792
这方便我们出席宴会场合时

328
00:25:41,920 --> 00:25:43,990
能够神不知鬼不觉的剃胡子

329
00:25:46,960 --> 00:25:48,439
这个型号911，表面上是一个须刨

330
00:25:48,760 --> 00:25:49,954
实际上…

331
00:25:51,920 --> 00:25:53,035
它是一个风筒

332
00:25:56,040 --> 00:25:57,029
用不着这么多风筒吧？

333
00:25:58,120 --> 00:25:59,838
风筒只是它表面的掩饰

334
00:25:59,960 --> 00:26:01,109
让我告诉你…

335
00:26:02,840 --> 00:26:04,273
其实它也是一个须刨

336
00:26:05,080 --> 00:26:06,069
你服不服？

337
00:26:08,040 --> 00:26:09,029
难怪你这么潇洒啊

338
00:26:09,680 --> 00:26:10,317
那里！

339
00:26:12,080 --> 00:26:14,196
如果你遗失了这风筒，你怎么办？

340
00:26:14,920 --> 00:26:17,036
这问题难不倒我，我不是浪得虚名的

341
00:26:18,160 --> 00:26:19,275
其实我穿着的这双鞋子

342
00:26:21,040 --> 00:26:22,917
也是一个风筒

343
00:26:26,880 --> 00:26:27,153
你知道嘛

344
00:26:27,320 --> 00:26:29,993
作为一个特务，仪表是非常重要的

345
00:26:31,120 --> 00:26:32,030
谢谢

346
00:26:33,000 --> 00:26:34,035
有没有电芯？

347
00:26:35,680 --> 00:26:36,908
刚巧没电啦

348
00:26:37,880 --> 00:26:38,676
没有

349
00:26:39,240 --> 00:26:42,073
算了吧，待会才处理

350
00:26:46,800 --> 00:26:47,277
我很想知道

351
00:26:47,440 --> 00:26:49,431
像你这样优秀的间谍是用什么枪的？

352
00:26:49,960 --> 00:26:50,915
可不可以让我看一看？

353
00:26:52,040 --> 00:26:55,032
真去脸，其实我对枪械认识不深

354
00:26:56,120 --> 00:26:57,030
我擅长…

355
00:26:57,160 --> 00:26:58,036
飞刀！

356
00:26:58,200 --> 00:26:59,155
飞刀？

357
00:27:01,000 --> 00:27:03,833
不错！飞是小李飞刀的飞

358
00:27:03,920 --> 00:27:05,911
刀是小李飞刀的刀

359
00:27:42,680 --> 00:27:43,396
真厉害

360
00:27:44,120 --> 00:27:44,996
基本上…

361
00:27:45,160 --> 00:27:46,752
我知道了，言归正传吧

362
00:27:50,680 --> 00:27:51,669
作为一个间谍

363
00:27:52,080 --> 00:27:53,308
怎么说也该对枪械有一定的认识

364
00:27:54,040 --> 00:27:56,952
这叫UFO来福枪，适合远距离狙击

365
00:27:57,040 --> 00:27:58,109
射程是二百米

366
00:27:58,200 --> 00:28:00,080
这叫224小痰罐子弹

367
00:28:00,080 --> 00:28:01,911
是我特别配制专用的

368
00:28:02,680 --> 00:28:03,351
我很喜欢这个名字

369
00:28:04,080 --> 00:28:05,035
357左轮密林

370
00:28:05,080 --> 00:28:05,751
真厉害

371
00:28:05,920 --> 00:28:07,114
配备有爆破子弹

372
00:28:07,400 --> 00:28:08,719
这可以打死恐龙吗？

373
00:28:10,120 --> 00:28:11,758
那就要找只真恐龙来试一试才知道

374
00:28:15,040 --> 00:28:17,998
中国制PPK，国内间谍专用

375
00:28:18,160 --> 00:28:19,149
射程120米

376
00:28:19,200 --> 00:28:20,155
缺点是枪声太大

377
00:28:20,320 --> 00:28:22,038
但配上这灭声器之后

378
00:28:22,120 --> 00:28:24,270
就可以杀人于无声无色了

379
00:28:32,040 --> 00:28:35,396
这灭声器内不知塞了些什么呢？

380
00:28:36,960 --> 00:28:38,188
我想是棉花吧

381
00:28:39,760 --> 00:28:41,034
棉花这么普通？

382
00:28:41,880 --> 00:28:42,995
不晓得卫生纸行不行呢？

383
00:28:45,240 --> 00:28:47,708
你既英俊且幽默哩

384
00:28:49,080 --> 00:28:50,399
我看不到里面有什么东西

385
00:28:55,280 --> 00:28:56,190
蛮精致啊

386
00:28:58,040 --> 00:28:59,359
不知道这枝合不合用呢？

387
00:29:02,080 --> 00:29:03,149
原来我的也合用啊

388
00:29:04,040 --> 00:29:05,029
可以让我试一试吗？

389
00:29:06,120 --> 00:29:07,712
好的，你想怎么试？

390
00:29:08,040 --> 00:29:10,235
雨很大啊，让我先把窗关上

391
00:29:23,760 --> 00:29:25,352
干嘛？你为什么中了枪？

392
00:29:26,080 --> 00:29:27,035
试枪嘛

393
00:29:27,360 --> 00:29:29,112
这枝是倒后枪，子弹会向后射的

394
00:29:29,800 --> 00:29:30,073
你怎么不早说？

395
00:29:30,280 --> 00:29:31,998
你流血不止，等一等我

396
00:29:41,040 --> 00:29:42,029
你干嘛？

397
00:29:42,360 --> 00:29:43,031
我又试枪啊

398
00:29:43,120 --> 00:29:44,075
又中招是吧？

399
00:29:44,120 --> 00:29:45,030
干嘛试枪前不跟我说？

400
00:29:45,280 --> 00:29:46,759
这枪全名叫『狡猾的枪』

401
00:29:47,120 --> 00:29:49,315
先向后射再向前射，梅花间竹似的

402
00:29:50,040 --> 00:29:51,029
干嘛你不早说？

403
00:29:51,760 --> 00:29:54,115
你流血不止，快来用胶布贴上

404
00:30:13,040 --> 00:30:15,679
小琴，干嘛你满头大汗的？

405
00:30:16,000 --> 00:30:16,955
我刚在洗澡

406
00:30:17,120 --> 00:30:18,269
凌凌漆在哪儿？

407
00:30:18,960 --> 00:30:20,154
他还在，不过你放心

408
00:30:20,200 --> 00:30:21,394
我很快就会完成任务

409
00:30:21,920 --> 00:30:23,035
你先别动手，现在计划有变

410
00:30:24,160 --> 00:30:26,116
到了赖有为家才杀他

411
00:30:26,160 --> 00:30:28,879
这就可以陷害赖有为

412
00:30:29,040 --> 00:30:31,110
而且绝不会给人怀疑是我们干的

413
00:30:31,200 --> 00:30:32,349
多等一天吧

414
00:30:33,080 --> 00:30:34,035
还要多等一天？

415
00:30:35,760 --> 00:30:36,829
你干嘛满身是血？

416
00:30:38,040 --> 00:30:39,075
没什么？我刚在刷牙

417
00:30:39,400 --> 00:30:40,116
这是牙血而已

418
00:30:40,680 --> 00:30:41,351
你用的是什么牙刷？

419
00:30:41,840 --> 00:30:42,352
扫帚 吗？

420
00:30:44,040 --> 00:30:45,029
你怎么样？

421
00:30:46,040 --> 00:30:47,837
嗨！凌凌漆

422
00:30:49,240 --> 00:30:51,037
司令，居然在茅厕中见到你

423
00:30:51,080 --> 00:30:52,035
我真高兴啊

424
00:30:52,400 --> 00:30:54,311
怎么啦，你们俩合作得怎么样？

425
00:30:55,040 --> 00:30:57,270
不错！小琴人品好，又没什么架子

426
00:30:57,360 --> 00:30:58,270
真是一个好朋友

427
00:30:58,400 --> 00:31:00,311
小琴，你觉得我怎么样？

428
00:31:00,960 --> 00:31:02,154
你除了帅之外我没什么好说

429
00:31:02,280 --> 00:31:04,111
还有的，将来你就会知道

430
00:31:04,160 --> 00:31:05,957
希望你们两个早日能完成任务

431
00:31:06,080 --> 00:31:07,035
是 知道

432
00:31:13,440 --> 00:31:15,032
小琴，先拿回枪

433
00:31:16,160 --> 00:31:16,990
谢谢

434
00:31:17,040 --> 00:31:18,871
别动，让我来帮你

435
00:31:18,920 --> 00:31:20,717
这药水胶布留给你自己用吧

436
00:31:20,880 --> 00:31:22,029
我没事，谢了

437
00:31:22,320 --> 00:31:25,118
我告诉你，以后别胡乱试枪

438
00:31:28,080 --> 00:31:30,150
我喜欢试枪，那又怎么样？

439
00:31:38,280 --> 00:31:38,951
侍应

440
00:31:39,160 --> 00:31:39,831
在

441
00:31:40,000 --> 00:31:41,718
听说你们卖的豆腐花很有名

442
00:31:41,840 --> 00:31:42,352
是啊

443
00:31:42,720 --> 00:31:43,232
是臭的！

444
00:31:43,400 --> 00:31:44,719
是出名臭啊

445
00:31:45,040 --> 00:31:48,077
可不可以拿些以美味而驰名的给我呢

446
00:31:48,680 --> 00:31:49,112
一样是豆腐花啊

447
00:31:49,280 --> 00:31:50,030
真的假的？

448
00:31:50,080 --> 00:31:51,195
是啊！

449
00:31:51,240 --> 00:31:52,309
你假设这就是臭豆腐

450
00:31:52,880 --> 00:31:54,108
观感就会很棒了

451
00:31:57,240 --> 00:31:58,195
那给我一些油炸的吧

452
00:32:01,880 --> 00:32:03,836
香港的商场真是包罗万有

453
00:32:04,120 --> 00:32:04,791
是啊

454
00:32:06,200 --> 00:32:07,189
你的枪伤没什么吧？

455
00:32:08,040 --> 00:32:09,029
皮外伤而已

456
00:32:10,120 --> 00:32:12,031
以后切记不要胡乱试枪啊

457
00:32:13,080 --> 00:32:14,911
早知如此，我该跟你学刀

458
00:32:15,080 --> 00:32:18,038
教你我可不敢当，但我告诉你

459
00:32:18,760 --> 00:32:20,716
真正的刀法并不是用手的

460
00:32:20,840 --> 00:32:22,034
你猜用什么？

461
00:32:23,080 --> 00:32:24,035
是用气

462
00:32:25,080 --> 00:32:28,277
所谓以气御刀，当达到最高境界时

463
00:32:28,320 --> 00:32:30,231
尘世间没有什么是砍不断的

464
00:32:33,040 --> 00:32:33,278
你不相信吗？

465
00:32:33,440 --> 00:32:34,156
好，我用餐刀来给你做个示范

466
00:32:34,320 --> 00:32:36,117
行了…吃东西吧

467
00:32:37,040 --> 00:32:40,077
小琴，看来你还在生我的气？

468
00:32:41,120 --> 00:32:42,235
别傻气

469
00:32:42,280 --> 00:32:43,395
我怎会不生你的气呢？

470
00:32:43,840 --> 00:32:44,955
我绝对生你的气啊

471
00:32:45,040 --> 00:32:46,951
不是吧？有多生气呀？

472
00:32:50,040 --> 00:32:51,837
生气得想一枪打死你

473
00:32:55,160 --> 00:32:56,070
小子，你拍什么照？

474
00:32:56,200 --> 00:32:57,030
别紧张！

475
00:32:57,120 --> 00:32:59,160
我一眼看出你们俩是艺术家了

476
00:32:59,160 --> 00:33:00,593
我刚才发掘一些有关爱情的题材

477
00:33:00,640 --> 00:33:02,039
我看你们俩的神态

478
00:33:02,160 --> 00:33:03,115
一望而知

479
00:33:03,160 --> 00:33:04,070
你们是正沐浴于爱河中的情侣

480
00:33:04,440 --> 00:33:06,271
所以才情不自禁地拍下这照片

481
00:33:06,880 --> 00:33:07,869
希望两位不要介意

482
00:33:24,520 --> 00:33:25,509
那照片送给你们

483
00:33:26,800 --> 00:33:28,153
这张我自己留下，谢谢两位

484
00:33:29,320 --> 00:33:30,389
不好意思吧？

485
00:33:31,800 --> 00:33:32,994
不用客气，你留下吧

486
00:33:40,880 --> 00:33:42,916
先生，这痰是你吐的吗？

487
00:33:43,000 --> 00:33:45,080
是啊！没什么问题吧？

488
00:33:45,080 --> 00:33:47,116
没什么…我只想知道一下而已

489
00:33:48,360 --> 00:33:50,237
听你的口音，阁下是来自湖南的？

490
00:33:50,800 --> 00:33:51,516
是啊

491
00:33:51,920 --> 00:33:54,036
我们是同乡，你来自湖南什么地方？

492
00:33:54,280 --> 00:33:55,429
洞庭湖草头乡

493
00:33:55,800 --> 00:33:56,789
我也是

494
00:33:57,360 --> 00:33:58,793
这么凑巧？你是那条村的？

495
00:33:58,840 --> 00:33:59,909
上阳村

496
00:34:01,160 --> 00:34:02,673
真巧！我们几个也是

497
00:34:02,800 --> 00:34:03,789
真的？

498
00:34:03,960 --> 00:34:05,598
真是他乡遇故知啊

499
00:34:05,800 --> 00:34:06,550
请让一让

500
00:34:08,400 --> 00:34:10,038
我们村口有一条狗经常在吠

501
00:34:10,160 --> 00:34:13,197
那条狗是我养的，后来竟无故失踪了

502
00:34:13,240 --> 00:34:16,232
原来被人宰了来吃

503
00:34:16,320 --> 00:34:19,073
骨头居然还被弃置在村口

504
00:34:19,160 --> 00:34:20,593
真是没良心

505
00:34:20,800 --> 00:34:23,598
这么残忍的事，不会就是你做的？

506
00:34:23,640 --> 00:34:25,710
不是…不是

507
00:34:25,800 --> 00:34:26,755
干嘛你的脸都红了？

508
00:34:26,800 --> 00:34:28,472
脸没有红…

509
00:34:28,600 --> 00:34:29,589
你笑得很尴尬啊

510
00:34:29,760 --> 00:34:30,954
不尴尬…

511
00:34:31,320 --> 00:34:32,435
我怀疑是你干的

512
00:34:32,560 --> 00:34:33,595
不…不

513
00:34:33,800 --> 00:34:34,312
真的不是你？

514
00:34:34,520 --> 00:34:35,157
不…不是

515
00:34:35,200 --> 00:34:35,791
真的不是你干的？

516
00:34:35,920 --> 00:34:36,591
不…真的不是我

517
00:34:36,760 --> 00:34:37,510
不是你？ 不是！真的不是！

518
00:34:37,680 --> 00:34:38,556
是不是你？ 不是呀

519
00:34:38,800 --> 00:34:39,357
真多谢你

520
00:34:39,560 --> 00:34:43,792
别客气嘛…一顿饭而已…别客气

521
00:34:44,000 --> 00:34:45,228
总而言之

522
00:34:45,600 --> 00:34:47,830
我们湖南人不能给人家看扁

523
00:34:48,800 --> 00:34:51,268
总有一天要衣锦还乡

524
00:34:54,160 --> 00:34:54,956
我不打扰你们了

525
00:34:55,400 --> 00:34:56,628
他朝有日再相逢的话…

526
00:34:56,680 --> 00:34:57,908
吃早餐我请客

527
00:34:58,280 --> 00:34:59,156
再见

528
00:34:59,800 --> 00:35:00,994
等一等

529
00:35:04,800 --> 00:35:06,233
这样吧，等一下

530
00:35:06,360 --> 00:35:08,316
我有两位同乡要到了隔邻取一点东西

531
00:35:08,400 --> 00:35:09,230
他们很快就会回来

532
00:35:09,400 --> 00:35:10,230
然后我们四处逛一逛吧

533
00:35:10,400 --> 00:35:11,958
谢谢了，我们还有事情要办

534
00:35:12,080 --> 00:35:13,433
不要紧，难得有机会跟同乡聚旧

535
00:35:13,480 --> 00:35:14,674
就聊聊天吧

536
00:35:14,720 --> 00:35:15,869
反正我要去洗手间

537
00:35:16,280 --> 00:35:16,917
也好

538
00:35:36,360 --> 00:35:38,157
不要吵，我只说一遍

539
00:35:38,680 --> 00:35:40,079
知道吗？

540
00:35:51,720 --> 00:35:54,154
湖南人之中你也算蛮英俊啊

541
00:35:58,640 --> 00:36:01,108
我一看就知道你是很注重仪表的

542
00:36:03,000 --> 00:36:05,150
其实你把帽子脱了更英俊啊

543
00:36:05,400 --> 00:36:06,992
以后不要经常戴帽子

544
00:36:07,760 --> 00:36:09,671
以前我也经常戴帽子

545
00:36:09,920 --> 00:36:10,796
后来有人告诉我

546
00:36:10,960 --> 00:36:11,870
戴帽子会将头发闷着

547
00:36:12,000 --> 00:36:13,718
很容易会变成秃头的

548
00:36:15,000 --> 00:36:15,989
只是拿一点点东西

549
00:36:16,160 --> 00:36:18,355
干嘛去了那么久呢？

550
00:36:23,280 --> 00:36:24,110
怎么样？孩子

551
00:36:25,200 --> 00:36:25,996
生老爸的气吗？

552
00:36:26,720 --> 00:36:27,789
每次都是你耍老爸

553
00:36:28,160 --> 00:36:28,990
老爸作弄你一次不行吗？

554
00:36:33,280 --> 00:36:34,110
好了，老爸给你去买爆谷

555
00:36:34,280 --> 00:36:36,635
真的？好啊！快去吧

556
00:36:36,720 --> 00:36:37,630
你又耍我？臭小子

557
00:36:37,800 --> 00:36:38,789
打你！

558
00:36:42,840 --> 00:36:44,034
很痛呀！

559
00:36:49,320 --> 00:36:50,958
叫了你别吵！

560
00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:01,115
回来啦？

561
00:37:02,160 --> 00:37:08,395
一拳打你，打！一拳两拳，打你！

562
00:37:11,400 --> 00:37:12,992
警察！给我站着

563
00:37:22,080 --> 00:37:23,069
别动

564
00:37:23,120 --> 00:37:24,030
大家同乡一场

565
00:37:24,080 --> 00:37:24,990
你先替我一个忙，撑着！

566
00:37:26,040 --> 00:37:26,950
别过来！

567
00:37:27,120 --> 00:37:27,996
混蛋！

568
00:37:30,640 --> 00:37:31,231
你怎么样？

569
00:37:31,760 --> 00:37:32,829
Calling总台…Calling总台

570
00:37:33,000 --> 00:37:34,877
立刻派救护车来，有很多人中了枪

571
00:37:35,000 --> 00:37:36,831
这儿是皇家堡四楼，Over

572
00:37:41,080 --> 00:37:46,234
走开…走开，谁过来就杀谁！

573
00:37:50,400 --> 00:37:51,037
小德…小德

574
00:37:51,200 --> 00:37:52,349
你别过来

575
00:37:52,720 --> 00:37:54,995
快将我儿子还我…求求你

576
00:37:56,000 --> 00:37:59,390
走开！我叫你走开呀

577
00:37:59,640 --> 00:38:02,154
我只有一个儿子而已…我求求你

578
00:38:02,200 --> 00:38:04,714
我叫你走开

579
00:38:04,920 --> 00:38:06,273
我求求你，快将我儿子还我

580
00:38:24,960 --> 00:38:27,030
盯着他，其他环境我们已经控制了

581
00:38:29,000 --> 00:38:29,989
站着

582
00:38:42,680 --> 00:38:43,635
我们走

583
00:38:58,000 --> 00:38:58,989
小雄，快

584
00:39:02,960 --> 00:39:05,428
小雄，快点

585
00:39:09,000 --> 00:39:09,989
小雄…

586
00:39:39,280 --> 00:39:41,919
快…快离开现场

587
00:39:42,400 --> 00:39:44,072
他们下来了，小心

588
00:39:58,000 --> 00:39:59,319
耍杂技？

589
00:40:08,960 --> 00:40:10,154
我当初以为自己不用动手

590
00:40:10,320 --> 00:40:11,673
可以借刀杀人

591
00:40:12,000 --> 00:40:14,230
怎知道计划失败了

592
00:40:14,720 --> 00:40:15,755
你没有收到我的命令吗？

593
00:40:16,120 --> 00:40:17,997
你怎么可以擅作主张呢？

594
00:40:18,400 --> 00:40:21,358
我知道！但是我真的很渴望知道

595
00:40:21,640 --> 00:40:23,119
凌凌漆究竟是一个怎样的人

596
00:40:23,200 --> 00:40:24,189
闭嘴！

597
00:40:25,040 --> 00:40:26,075
你以什么身份来问我？

598
00:40:26,880 --> 00:40:28,677
他是什么人不关你的事！

599
00:40:30,040 --> 00:40:31,996
记着，你妈妈是汉奸，你老爸是走狗

600
00:40:32,040 --> 00:40:33,996
你爷爷是卖国贼

601
00:40:34,120 --> 00:40:36,111
你就是汉奸、走狗、卖国贼

602
00:40:36,200 --> 00:40:38,839
这是与生俱来的，不可改变

603
00:40:39,040 --> 00:40:39,995
当年如果我不收留你

604
00:40:40,320 --> 00:40:42,231
你早就陪着他们给杀了

605
00:40:43,040 --> 00:40:44,792
你的性命是我的！

606
00:40:45,000 --> 00:40:46,877
我叫你做什么你就要照做

607
00:40:47,000 --> 00:40:47,989
清楚吗？

608
00:40:52,000 --> 00:40:57,120
小琴，我知道你有时候心肠会太软

609
00:40:57,320 --> 00:40:59,754
你知道凌凌漆是个怎样的人吗？

610
00:41:00,040 --> 00:41:01,996
他是个衣冠禽兽

611
00:41:02,760 --> 00:41:03,988
他从前无恶不作

612
00:41:04,840 --> 00:41:08,196
强奸孕妇，非礼小女孩

613
00:41:09,360 --> 00:41:11,954
你看，小女孩们多小啊！

614
00:41:12,680 --> 00:41:14,910
这些孕妇的肚子多大啊

615
00:41:15,000 --> 00:41:16,638
她们全都是被凌凌漆糟蹋的

616
00:41:16,760 --> 00:41:18,273
这次不只是为了我

617
00:41:18,920 --> 00:41:20,672
你可以说为民除害

618
00:41:21,000 --> 00:41:21,910
还有没有问题？

619
00:41:22,080 --> 00:41:22,956
没有了！

620
00:41:23,000 --> 00:41:25,230
好，明天就按原定计划

621
00:41:25,320 --> 00:41:27,038
在赖有为家中下手

622
00:41:27,120 --> 00:41:28,189
知道

623
00:41:41,320 --> 00:41:42,309
你没事吧？

624
00:41:42,640 --> 00:41:43,311
什么事？

625
00:41:43,440 --> 00:41:45,431
没什么，我想你关了门这么久

626
00:41:45,480 --> 00:41:47,436
我敲门又没人回答

627
00:41:47,560 --> 00:41:49,391
所以才开门进来看看

628
00:41:50,120 --> 00:41:51,997
你在洗澡？

629
00:41:52,320 --> 00:41:53,389
是啊，我没什么

630
00:41:53,960 --> 00:41:54,676
请你把门关上

631
00:41:59,240 --> 00:42:01,240
真想不到今天发生了这种事

632
00:42:01,240 --> 00:42:03,196
我是说请你出去然后把门关上

633
00:42:03,400 --> 00:42:05,868
好的，对不起…

634
00:42:05,920 --> 00:42:08,388
出去！

635
00:42:12,600 --> 00:42:13,316
你想怎么样？

636
00:42:13,360 --> 00:42:14,076
做不做？

637
00:42:14,240 --> 00:42:14,960
做什么？

638
00:42:14,960 --> 00:42:15,676
做帛金

639
00:42:16,040 --> 00:42:16,472
做什么帛金？

640
00:42:16,640 --> 00:42:17,311
小德的爸爸

641
00:42:17,400 --> 00:42:18,880
谁是小德的爸爸？

642
00:42:18,880 --> 00:42:20,313
今天在商场中那位无辜的死难者

643
00:42:21,560 --> 00:42:22,390
给帛金？

644
00:42:23,120 --> 00:42:23,438
不知道可不可以委托报馆

645
00:42:23,600 --> 00:42:25,033
再转送到小德的家人呢？

646
00:42:25,280 --> 00:42:25,996
可以吧

647
00:42:26,400 --> 00:42:28,470
署名无名氏还是有心人呢？

648
00:42:29,120 --> 00:42:30,075
随便吧

649
00:42:30,360 --> 00:42:32,237
只是萍水相逢，又不是很熟

650
00:42:32,280 --> 00:42:34,111
我们捐五百元以表心意吧

651
00:42:34,640 --> 00:42:35,516
你作主吧

652
00:42:36,120 --> 00:42:37,235
你代我付五百元好吗？

653
00:42:37,280 --> 00:42:38,349
什么？

654
00:42:38,640 --> 00:42:40,358
我完成之这任务之后有五百元奖金

655
00:42:40,480 --> 00:42:41,310
到时就可以还你了

656
00:42:41,480 --> 00:42:42,390
什么？

657
00:42:42,560 --> 00:42:45,154
你信我吧，这种事我不会赖帐的！

658
00:42:48,040 --> 00:42:48,950
好的

659
00:43:40,560 --> 00:43:42,596
放…放…好…

660
00:43:42,680 --> 00:43:45,319
进…再过去…

661
00:43:46,040 --> 00:43:48,952
再过去…

662
00:43:49,320 --> 00:43:51,151
这些是高纯度的爆炸品

663
00:43:51,480 --> 00:43:53,311
你们要派人二十四小时看守

664
00:43:53,600 --> 00:43:54,350
是的

665
00:44:07,320 --> 00:44:09,151
赖有为，专门做走私国宝的勾当

666
00:44:09,280 --> 00:44:10,880
恐龙头骨失踪很大可能跟他有关

667
00:44:10,880 --> 00:44:12,438
这个就是他了

668
00:44:12,600 --> 00:44:13,715
待会你见机行事吧

669
00:44:14,040 --> 00:44:14,995
还有没有其他问题

670
00:44:15,160 --> 00:44:18,232
有，李香兰是不是你妈妈？

671
00:44:18,280 --> 00:44:21,352
据我所知，她是个汉奸

672
00:44:24,440 --> 00:44:25,714
对不起，当我没有问过吧

673
00:44:25,760 --> 00:44:27,034
时间差不多了，下车吧

674
00:44:28,280 --> 00:44:29,759
小琴，如果今天晚上能够完成任务

675
00:44:29,800 --> 00:44:31,233
我就会回去了

676
00:44:31,320 --> 00:44:32,036
所以，告诉我你喜欢什么

677
00:44:32,200 --> 00:44:33,189
我送给你

678
00:44:33,320 --> 00:44:33,957
不用了

679
00:44:34,120 --> 00:44:34,996
一定要

680
00:44:35,160 --> 00:44:36,070
白玫瑰吧

681
00:44:36,240 --> 00:44:38,117
你真浪漫！

682
00:44:38,320 --> 00:44:39,309
或者是我送给你哩

683
00:44:39,360 --> 00:44:41,157
真浪漫

684
00:44:43,320 --> 00:44:44,719
如果还有时间

685
00:44:45,200 --> 00:44:47,316
我们去香港的卡拉OK观摩一下

686
00:44:47,440 --> 00:44:49,112
你在里面时我会跟你保持联络

687
00:44:50,240 --> 00:44:51,800
我不说你不知道

688
00:44:51,800 --> 00:44:53,472
我唱歌时声线跟张学友一样

689
00:44:53,520 --> 00:44:54,794
喉核也一样会上下的颤动

690
00:44:54,840 --> 00:44:55,960
这是后门锁匙

691
00:44:55,960 --> 00:44:57,075
快点吧，没时间啦

692
00:44:58,000 --> 00:44:58,591
我唱首歌给你听

693
00:44:59,000 --> 00:45:00,228
唱你老妈李香兰吧

694
00:45:00,480 --> 00:45:01,310
我跟你说

695
00:45:01,720 --> 00:45:03,119
我是迫不得已才会跟你走在一起

696
00:45:03,280 --> 00:45:04,554
你别再在我面前提李香兰

697
00:45:04,680 --> 00:45:05,590
别再在我面前唱歌

698
00:45:05,720 --> 00:45:07,358
我不想再听你在胡扯

699
00:45:10,360 --> 00:45:13,113
你这种爱恨分明的性格我十分欣赏

700
00:45:16,040 --> 00:45:17,473
这条锁匙我并不需要

701
00:45:18,080 --> 00:45:19,672
我脚下这个箱不是个普通的箱

702
00:45:20,000 --> 00:45:21,638
而是箱中之神简称箱神

703
00:45:21,720 --> 00:45:23,358
它可以将我既安全又潇洒地

704
00:45:23,400 --> 00:45:24,992
输送到赖有为家中

705
00:45:27,600 --> 00:45:33,550
箱…神！

706
00:45:36,480 --> 00:45:37,595
你进来干嘛？你想怎么样？

707
00:45:38,000 --> 00:45:39,877
你问我想怎么样？该我问你才是啊

708
00:45:40,400 --> 00:45:41,276
糟糕

709
00:45:41,640 --> 00:45:42,356
还没有调较角度

710
00:45:42,520 --> 00:45:43,748
所以才会直上直下而已

711
00:45:44,680 --> 00:45:45,590
现在行了

712
00:45:48,000 --> 00:45:49,991
箱…哎吔

713
00:45:54,200 --> 00:45:55,952
门开了，进去吧

714
00:45:57,880 --> 00:45:59,632
小琴，其实我并不是浪得虚名…

715
00:45:59,720 --> 00:46:00,596
先将血擦了才说吧

716
00:46:00,720 --> 00:46:01,948
好的

717
00:46:03,040 --> 00:46:04,632
看来这箱子放错了位置

718
00:46:05,000 --> 00:46:05,955
移正了就一定行啦

719
00:46:08,600 --> 00:46:09,794
你别浪费我时间好吗？

720
00:46:09,960 --> 00:46:11,598
这次一定行的，给我一次机会吧

721
00:46:13,160 --> 00:46:18,188
箱…神…

722
00:46:30,600 --> 00:46:31,919
麻烦你，DryMartine

723
00:46:40,960 --> 00:46:42,598
看什么看，把另一杯子给我

724
00:46:43,800 --> 00:46:46,678
真过份！看什么看？

725
00:46:51,000 --> 00:46:52,592
阿漆，里面的情况如何？

726
00:46:53,560 --> 00:46:56,438
很凶险啊！这里的宾客面目狰狞

727
00:46:56,480 --> 00:46:57,595
却又非常之和蔼可亲

728
00:46:57,680 --> 00:46:59,079
怎么说你也不会相信的

729
00:47:00,920 --> 00:47:01,875
先生，你呢？

730
00:47:02,680 --> 00:47:04,033
我自己行啦，谢谢

731
00:47:16,160 --> 00:47:17,070
赖先生，你电话

732
00:47:19,200 --> 00:47:20,189
喂？

733
00:47:29,600 --> 00:47:30,589
发现目标

734
00:47:45,040 --> 00:47:47,508
小心给我听着，骨头要…

735
00:47:50,320 --> 00:47:52,595
听着，我再说一遍

736
00:47:53,040 --> 00:47:56,510
猪骨要先用清水灼一会将肥膏去掉

737
00:47:56,560 --> 00:47:58,391
然后加上花胶煮一个小时

738
00:47:58,440 --> 00:48:00,237
那你什么时候回来喝汤呢？

739
00:48:00,360 --> 00:48:04,353
是啦…你别噜嗦了，我老婆还在里面

740
00:48:04,720 --> 00:48:05,391
罗马里奥交给白必图

741
00:48:05,560 --> 00:48:06,675
白必图凭他的个人技术

742
00:48:07,040 --> 00:48:09,110
连过两关一射入网

743
00:48:13,160 --> 00:48:14,957
阿漆，怎么样？听到什么？

744
00:48:17,560 --> 00:48:18,072
初步相信

745
00:48:18,280 --> 00:48:20,157
一个叫白必图的人偷了恐龙骨

746
00:48:20,320 --> 00:48:22,117
然后利用他的个人技术连过两关

747
00:48:22,240 --> 00:48:23,355
然后一射入网

748
00:48:24,080 --> 00:48:25,069
但这儿的讯号很微弱

749
00:48:25,720 --> 00:48:27,392
我正打算在这儿挖一条隧道

750
00:48:27,520 --> 00:48:28,350
直达他的梳发下

751
00:48:28,520 --> 00:48:29,999
偷听他在说什么

752
00:48:31,000 --> 00:48:32,194
阿漆，别废话连篇

753
00:48:32,360 --> 00:48:34,237
快去找一个接收比较好的地方

754
00:48:35,440 --> 00:48:37,317
小琴，我走到那里电波都被干扰

755
00:48:37,560 --> 00:48:38,310
我总是听不清楚

756
00:48:38,480 --> 00:48:40,118
赖有为在里面谈话的内容

757
00:48:43,320 --> 00:48:44,150
阿漆

758
00:48:44,320 --> 00:48:46,311
你尝试到一个没这么多人的地方

759
00:48:48,320 --> 00:48:49,116
在我的前面有一个钢琴

760
00:48:49,280 --> 00:48:50,315
那儿没什么人

761
00:48:54,720 --> 00:48:56,073
你去过去试一试吧

762
00:48:56,960 --> 00:48:57,517
好的

763
00:49:08,200 --> 00:49:09,315
接收还是不大清楚

764
00:49:09,720 --> 00:49:12,314
你别动，坐好就行了

765
00:49:14,000 --> 00:49:15,115
对了

766
00:49:17,040 --> 00:49:19,508
一个人坐在这儿，我觉得有点尴尬

767
00:49:19,960 --> 00:49:21,279
你不是很喜欢唱歌的吗？

768
00:49:21,320 --> 00:49:22,309
唱歌吧

769
00:49:23,360 --> 00:49:25,191
只好免为其难了

770
00:49:47,640 --> 00:49:51,030
夜雨冻

771
00:49:51,320 --> 00:49:53,675
雨点透射到照片中

772
00:49:53,720 --> 00:49:56,029
忘记了歌词

773
00:49:57,040 --> 00:50:02,239
回头似是梦，无法弹动

774
00:50:02,320 --> 00:50:07,633
迷住凝望你，褪色照片中

775
00:50:07,680 --> 00:50:14,438
啊…像花虽未红

776
00:50:15,720 --> 00:50:18,678
如冰虽不冻

777
00:50:21,160 --> 00:50:24,152
却像有无数说话

778
00:50:24,200 --> 00:50:27,192
可惜我听不懂

779
00:50:27,640 --> 00:50:35,320
啊…是杯酒渐浓

780
00:50:35,720 --> 00:50:41,160
或我心真空

781
00:50:41,160 --> 00:50:46,553
何以感震动

782
00:50:51,120 --> 00:50:52,314
怎么样？

783
00:50:53,000 --> 00:50:54,115
一般吧

784
00:50:54,320 --> 00:50:56,311
装得像不像学友？

785
00:50:56,440 --> 00:50:57,395
震音部份差了一点

786
00:51:08,960 --> 00:51:10,234
你简直是出类拔萃

787
00:51:15,320 --> 00:51:17,515
能够使出这种移形换影的功夫

788
00:51:17,560 --> 00:51:19,710
看来你也不是等闲之辈

789
00:51:20,000 --> 00:51:21,319
我老实跟你说

790
00:51:22,040 --> 00:51:24,235
其实我正在这儿等一个很重要的人

791
00:51:24,520 --> 00:51:26,476
我想这个人你也认识

792
00:51:29,360 --> 00:51:31,954
对不起，无可奉告

793
00:51:32,400 --> 00:51:34,311
我从来不勉强其他人

794
00:51:35,000 --> 00:51:37,116
不过有件事我很想告诉你

795
00:51:37,520 --> 00:51:39,238
我真的很欣赏你

796
00:52:03,640 --> 00:52:04,311
我爱你

797
00:52:50,200 --> 00:52:52,760
收到了没有？这儿非常危险

798
00:52:53,040 --> 00:52:54,109
很多杀手不知道躲在那儿！

799
00:53:13,000 --> 00:53:14,194
天下那有这种便宜事？

800
00:53:53,240 --> 00:53:54,116
我中了枪

801
00:53:57,040 --> 00:53:58,234
中了枪你还能走动自如？

802
00:53:59,840 --> 00:54:01,114
幸亏我穿了避弹衣

803
00:54:02,000 --> 00:54:03,319
可惜没有避弹裤

804
00:54:11,000 --> 00:54:11,989
给你的

805
00:54:13,040 --> 00:54:15,031
干什么？你从哪里来的？

806
00:54:15,280 --> 00:54:16,952
我逃走时看到摘的

807
00:54:17,080 --> 00:54:19,036
这品种很稀有，算你走运

808
00:54:30,760 --> 00:54:32,990
你用不着这么认真，神经病

809
00:54:33,800 --> 00:54:36,030
你怎么知道的？很多人都是这样说我

810
00:54:36,640 --> 00:54:37,993
金枪人的杀手还在里面

811
00:54:38,120 --> 00:54:38,996
快开车吧

812
00:54:44,000 --> 00:54:45,149
他是谁？

813
00:54:52,320 --> 00:54:54,311
有我！你放心

814
00:54:55,840 --> 00:54:56,636
跛子，你坐着吧

815
00:54:56,800 --> 00:54:57,755
让我来对付

816
00:55:06,240 --> 00:55:07,878
撞他妈的！

817
00:55:17,120 --> 00:55:17,996
算你们逃得快

818
00:55:35,520 --> 00:55:36,316
怎么样？

819
00:55:37,520 --> 00:55:39,715
纱布和棉花，有没有剪刀？

820
00:55:47,600 --> 00:55:48,589
有

821
00:56:00,760 --> 00:56:01,590
找不到剪刀

822
00:56:01,800 --> 00:56:02,596
不用了

823
00:56:06,680 --> 00:56:08,159
子弹射进了我的大腿骨

824
00:56:08,600 --> 00:56:09,999
压着我的大动脉

825
00:56:10,400 --> 00:56:11,753
靠在三叉神经线旁边

826
00:56:12,960 --> 00:56:14,837
我现在左边脑袋开始缺氧麻痹

827
00:56:15,320 --> 00:56:16,514
右半身开始瘫痪

828
00:56:18,480 --> 00:56:20,789
一定要将伤口割开把子弹拿出来

829
00:56:25,600 --> 00:56:26,715
让我来吧

830
00:56:33,600 --> 00:56:35,989
这刀是当年铸剑天王

831
00:56:36,080 --> 00:56:37,752
干将莫邪的御用菜刀

832
00:56:37,880 --> 00:56:39,598
用天山寒铁铸成

833
00:56:40,120 --> 00:56:42,873
净重七七四十九斤十六两四安士

834
00:56:43,080 --> 00:56:44,593
普通人不容易拿得起来

835
00:56:47,640 --> 00:56:48,834
这下子是很考功夫的

836
00:56:49,600 --> 00:56:51,591
因为要避开所有神经线和血管

837
00:56:52,600 --> 00:56:53,635
帮我将伤口撑开

838
00:56:55,080 --> 00:56:55,876
撑着

839
00:56:56,600 --> 00:56:57,589
我受得了

840
00:56:58,720 --> 00:56:59,709
见到子弹吗？

841
00:57:00,760 --> 00:57:02,193
黑色的那家伙？

842
00:57:02,240 --> 00:57:03,639
不是！黑色的是脚筋，别管它

843
00:57:03,720 --> 00:57:04,789
高一点

844
00:57:05,360 --> 00:57:05,792
白色的？

845
00:57:06,000 --> 00:57:06,989
白色的就是骨头了

846
00:57:07,160 --> 00:57:08,593
旁边银色的就是子弹了

847
00:57:09,600 --> 00:57:10,191
我看到啦

848
00:57:10,360 --> 00:57:11,429
卡得很深呀

849
00:57:14,920 --> 00:57:15,796
替我凿它出来

850
00:57:16,360 --> 00:57:16,872
凿？

851
00:57:17,320 --> 00:57:18,196
凿吧

852
00:57:18,480 --> 00:57:19,196
就这么凿？

853
00:57:19,560 --> 00:57:20,470
是啊

854
00:57:20,720 --> 00:57:21,596
你不用麻醉吗？

855
00:57:22,160 --> 00:57:22,751
要

856
00:57:24,800 --> 00:57:25,676
把录像机开了吧

857
00:57:31,440 --> 00:57:31,952
你放错了带子吗？

858
00:57:32,120 --> 00:57:35,635
没有！这招叫转移视线分心大法

859
00:57:35,800 --> 00:57:37,199
这招分明叫老汉推车

860
00:57:37,320 --> 00:57:38,514
你别以为我不懂

861
00:57:39,000 --> 00:57:40,399
我是指我的方法

862
00:57:40,840 --> 00:57:43,400
是古代神医华佗所用的麻醉大法

863
00:57:45,240 --> 00:57:46,389
古时有关云祥

864
00:57:46,560 --> 00:57:48,869
全神贯注下象棋刮骨疗毒

865
00:57:49,560 --> 00:57:51,471
今日有我凌凌漆聚精会神

866
00:57:51,600 --> 00:57:53,272
看色情录像带凿骨取弹头

867
00:57:53,600 --> 00:57:54,555
开始吧

868
00:57:56,600 --> 00:57:57,589
你待会才看吧

869
00:57:58,120 --> 00:57:58,836
好的

870
00:58:07,640 --> 00:58:08,595
子弹跟骨头太接近了

871
00:58:08,760 --> 00:58:09,670
旁边有很多神经线

872
00:58:09,840 --> 00:58:10,829
会很痛的，你撑着

873
00:58:11,000 --> 00:58:11,989
黑人也有？

874
00:58:19,160 --> 00:58:20,036
干嘛停了手？

875
00:58:22,320 --> 00:58:24,117
我故意将全身血液集中在一处

876
00:58:24,160 --> 00:58:25,912
以免失血过多啊

877
00:58:26,240 --> 00:58:27,593
不要管其他无谓事情，继续吧

878
00:58:28,200 --> 00:58:29,269
它挡着我的视线

879
00:58:29,400 --> 00:58:30,469
你拨开它吧

880
00:58:33,720 --> 00:58:34,516
来吧

881
00:58:34,600 --> 00:58:36,795
用力点…用力点

882
00:58:36,880 --> 00:58:38,233
怎么？太用力了吗？

883
00:58:38,800 --> 00:58:39,596
我不是跟你说话

884
00:58:39,680 --> 00:58:41,238
我对那黑人说而已

885
00:58:42,120 --> 00:58:42,916
对不起

886
00:58:44,160 --> 00:58:44,910
很多血啊

887
00:58:46,320 --> 00:58:48,038
你弄断了一条血管

888
00:58:48,160 --> 00:58:49,115
那怎么办？

889
00:58:50,520 --> 00:58:51,669
你继续看色情录像带吧

890
00:59:06,440 --> 00:59:07,395
你撑得住吗？

891
00:59:09,080 --> 00:59:11,389
你跟我聊聊天，问我一些问题吧

892
00:59:11,760 --> 00:59:13,352
总之不要让我睡着了

893
00:59:13,600 --> 00:59:15,636
我怕睡着了之后不会醒过来

894
00:59:17,760 --> 00:59:19,318
你叫什么名字？

895
00:59:19,920 --> 00:59:21,035
我叫凌凌漆

896
00:59:21,800 --> 00:59:22,949
你可以问一些更深奥点的

897
00:59:24,400 --> 00:59:25,389
更深奥？

898
00:59:26,760 --> 00:59:29,638
有一个农场，鸡的数目是鸭的四倍

899
00:59:29,920 --> 00:59:32,309
鸭比猪少九只

900
00:59:32,680 --> 00:59:34,875
鸭加上猪的总和是六十七

901
00:59:35,240 --> 00:59:37,595
请问整个农场的动物加起来

902
00:59:37,680 --> 00:59:38,669
有多少只脚呢？

903
00:59:39,480 --> 00:59:40,356
不如让我问你吧

904
00:59:41,400 --> 00:59:42,071
你问吧

905
00:59:45,960 --> 00:59:48,269
画中的那一男一女是谁？

906
00:59:51,920 --> 00:59:52,989
我爸爸妈妈

907
00:59:53,680 --> 00:59:54,829
为什么见不到他们的样子？

908
00:59:56,680 --> 00:59:58,591
我小时候他们已经死了

909
00:59:58,920 --> 01:00:00,114
我没什么印象

910
01:00:00,480 --> 01:00:02,596
噢，对不起

911
01:00:03,280 --> 01:00:04,599
原来我们大家都是孤儿

912
01:00:04,960 --> 01:00:06,518
难得这么投契

913
01:00:07,960 --> 01:00:08,710
小琴

914
01:00:11,600 --> 01:00:12,589
谢谢你

915
01:00:16,600 --> 01:00:17,589
别客气！

916
01:00:18,000 --> 01:00:19,274
你撑着，别死啊！

917
01:00:22,600 --> 01:00:24,272
你可以替我将冷气关掉吗？

918
01:00:24,400 --> 01:00:25,549
我有点儿冷

919
01:01:25,440 --> 01:01:26,429
阿漆

920
01:01:29,320 --> 01:01:33,438
阿漆…

921
01:01:33,640 --> 01:01:35,153
幸好有气功顶住

922
01:01:38,160 --> 01:01:39,434
不过说到消毒止血…

923
01:01:41,040 --> 01:01:43,156
这招真是万试万灵

924
01:02:05,120 --> 01:02:07,236
点224小痰罐子弹？

925
01:02:07,600 --> 01:02:09,113
听说是你专用的啊！

926
01:02:11,000 --> 01:02:13,116
你那UFO长距离来福枪呢？

927
01:02:14,080 --> 01:02:15,672
一定还在外面的车上吧？

928
01:02:22,160 --> 01:02:24,993
其实是你开枪射我的，是吗？

929
01:02:37,320 --> 01:02:39,038
你既然要杀我，干嘛又要救我呢？

930
01:02:44,120 --> 01:02:45,348
金枪人跟你究竟是什么关系？

931
01:02:45,480 --> 01:02:47,277
你不用问，我什么也不会说

932
01:02:47,320 --> 01:02:49,072
身为一名间谍，既然杀不到你

933
01:02:49,360 --> 01:02:50,395
结果只有一个

934
01:02:50,960 --> 01:02:51,472
来吧

935
01:03:03,320 --> 01:03:03,991
好的

936
01:03:11,120 --> 01:03:12,109
这么近也射不中

937
01:03:14,080 --> 01:03:15,115
枪法真差劲

938
01:03:18,160 --> 01:03:19,036
没办法…

939
01:03:24,680 --> 01:03:26,318
打打杀杀的事别再烦我

940
01:03:26,680 --> 01:03:28,079
我还是看色情录像带比较好

941
01:03:40,080 --> 01:03:41,035
当我没有见过你好了

942
01:04:02,080 --> 01:04:05,470
阿漆…阿漆，你别走，你不能回去啊

943
01:04:06,000 --> 01:04:07,115
其实总司令就是金枪人

944
01:04:07,240 --> 01:04:08,434
那恐龙骨…

945
01:04:10,320 --> 01:04:11,389
你干嘛长高了？

946
01:04:13,000 --> 01:04:14,991
你终于都肯说出真相了吗？

947
01:04:20,280 --> 01:04:22,111
你的真人比照片中瘦得多

948
01:04:22,360 --> 01:04:25,318
做汉奸混不到两餐吗？不是吧？

949
01:04:35,040 --> 01:04:37,156
小姐，有没有药水胶布？

950
01:04:37,280 --> 01:04:39,236
你样子真可爱

951
01:04:39,520 --> 01:04:42,273
难怪陈司令也死在你手上

952
01:04:42,320 --> 01:04:43,992
我想见你的总司令

953
01:04:44,120 --> 01:04:45,678
麻烦你给我带路吧

954
01:05:01,520 --> 01:05:04,273
你知不知道，原来小琴出卖了国家

955
01:05:06,480 --> 01:05:07,469
不晓得

956
01:05:08,000 --> 01:05:10,275
国家这么信任她，她竟然…

957
01:05:10,320 --> 01:05:11,469
是谁打伤你的？

958
01:05:12,160 --> 01:05:13,309
我想是金枪人做的

959
01:05:13,520 --> 01:05:15,158
小琴呢？小琴在哪里？

960
01:05:15,280 --> 01:05:16,315
我不知道，她失了踪

961
01:05:18,400 --> 01:05:19,230
真失策

962
01:05:19,320 --> 01:05:22,153
敌人也太狡猾了，居然可以无孔不入

963
01:05:22,320 --> 01:05:24,515
你的伤口现在怎么样了？

964
01:05:24,600 --> 01:05:25,953
应该都没有问题

965
01:05:26,120 --> 01:05:27,473
什么没有问题，你还在流血呢！

966
01:05:28,320 --> 01:05:31,312
你赶快签了它，跟着去医院看医生呀

967
01:05:31,720 --> 01:05:32,470
疗伤要紧！

968
01:05:32,640 --> 01:05:33,516
侍卫 是

969
01:05:33,680 --> 01:05:34,476
马上送他去医院

970
01:05:34,640 --> 01:05:37,029
其他的你暂时不用担心了

971
01:05:38,720 --> 01:05:39,470
这边吧

972
01:06:07,960 --> 01:06:09,393
看什么看？过来吧

973
01:06:09,600 --> 01:06:10,589
正等你呢！

974
01:06:11,440 --> 01:06:12,429
怎会在这时候行刑的呢？

975
01:06:13,080 --> 01:06:13,717
我们改走其他的路吧

976
01:06:13,880 --> 01:06:15,074
不用了，已经到了

977
01:06:21,600 --> 01:06:22,350
很重手呀

978
01:06:23,280 --> 01:06:25,589
什么事？

979
01:06:25,840 --> 01:06:26,670
没什么！

980
01:06:27,080 --> 01:06:28,399
你竟说没什么？

981
01:06:28,600 --> 01:06:29,589
现在我有事呀！喂

982
01:06:29,760 --> 01:06:31,557
别动

983
01:06:32,520 --> 01:06:33,509
有什么事你先说清楚

984
01:06:33,600 --> 01:06:34,510
行啦

985
01:06:34,840 --> 01:06:38,719
凌凌漆，亲自签字承认走私贩卖国宝

986
01:06:38,960 --> 01:06:41,349
罪无可恕，毋须审判

987
01:06:41,680 --> 01:06:42,829
即时枪决

988
01:06:47,480 --> 01:06:48,230
回去

989
01:06:49,440 --> 01:06:50,634
等一等，我是冤枉的…

990
01:06:50,680 --> 01:06:51,829
等一等，我是冤枉的…

991
01:06:52,360 --> 01:06:53,759
我根本没有偷看国防机密

992
01:06:54,480 --> 01:06:56,596
你们做人要有良知啊

993
01:06:57,600 --> 01:06:59,113
众所周知我是个瞎子啊

994
01:07:00,120 --> 01:07:01,599
你们居然诬陷一个瞎子

995
01:07:01,800 --> 01:07:04,360
说他偷看国防机密这么过份

996
01:07:09,640 --> 01:07:11,835
各位老兄，我跟陈局长非常稔熟

997
01:07:11,960 --> 01:07:12,676
经常和他一起喝茶呢！

998
01:07:12,840 --> 01:07:16,116
等一等…等一等

999
01:07:17,280 --> 01:07:18,554
我老爸就是陈局长

1000
01:07:18,600 --> 01:07:20,511
你杀了我，我一定叫他杀了你

1001
01:07:20,600 --> 01:07:21,589
预备

1002
01:07:22,600 --> 01:07:27,720
老兄，不要…不要

1003
01:07:28,600 --> 01:07:31,637
我这么英俊…

1004
01:07:32,160 --> 01:07:36,073
我不想死啊…

1005
01:07:40,600 --> 01:07:43,672
不要…不要啊

1006
01:07:48,320 --> 01:07:49,196
去你妈的！

1007
01:07:49,720 --> 01:07:50,709
你的哭相真难看

1008
01:07:52,160 --> 01:07:53,354
这么难看！

1009
01:07:55,640 --> 01:07:56,197
射得好

1010
01:07:56,360 --> 01:07:57,554
Yeah！

1011
01:08:03,480 --> 01:08:04,310
下一个

1012
01:08:15,920 --> 01:08:17,399
三十年来的苦练

1013
01:08:17,640 --> 01:08:19,596
今天终于可以大派用场了

1014
01:08:21,240 --> 01:08:21,990
预备

1015
01:08:25,600 --> 01:08:27,591
想杀我铁腿水上飘？

1016
01:08:27,880 --> 01:08:28,710
没这么容易！

1017
01:08:55,760 --> 01:08:56,715
预备

1018
01:09:03,040 --> 01:09:03,995
行刑

1019
01:09:08,960 --> 01:09:12,316
三十分钟内将货柜送去边境货运站

1020
01:09:12,760 --> 01:09:13,749
买家在那儿接应

1021
01:09:14,120 --> 01:09:14,870
是

1022
01:09:15,640 --> 01:09:16,117
开车

1023
01:09:24,880 --> 01:09:25,995
你的买家已经死了

1024
01:09:26,720 --> 01:09:28,676
恐龙头骨亦不用麻烦你了

1025
01:09:29,080 --> 01:09:30,354
我们会自己将它运回沉阳

1026
01:09:32,160 --> 01:09:34,071
识相的快束手就擒

1027
01:09:34,880 --> 01:09:36,154
否则格杀勿论

1028
01:09:36,680 --> 01:09:37,237
金枪人

1029
01:09:37,920 --> 01:09:40,115
我们连你的得力手下都已经逮捕了

1030
01:09:40,800 --> 01:09:41,994
你还是快点投降吧

1031
01:09:50,640 --> 01:09:52,949
小喇叭！

1032
01:09:55,040 --> 01:09:55,995
你还算是人吗？

1033
01:09:56,800 --> 01:09:57,789
幸亏我穿了避弹衣

1034
01:09:58,280 --> 01:09:59,110
枉我与你出生入死

1035
01:09:59,240 --> 01:10:01,037
你问也不问说也不说就打我

1036
01:10:01,840 --> 01:10:03,990
你打我是吧？打他！

1037
01:10:25,400 --> 01:10:26,355
你做初一，我做十五

1038
01:10:27,000 --> 01:10:27,830
好，我同你们合作

1039
01:10:28,200 --> 01:10:29,792
我知他在那里，跟我来

1040
01:11:00,680 --> 01:11:01,999
来吧，我在等你们

1041
01:11:02,240 --> 01:11:03,958
小心 走开

1042
01:11:09,800 --> 01:11:10,755
这次你有避弹衣也射死你

1043
01:11:31,800 --> 01:11:33,756
别再看啦！出绝招吧

1044
01:11:38,240 --> 01:11:40,231
高热火焰

1045
01:11:40,800 --> 01:11:41,118
看你的盔甲

1046
01:11:41,280 --> 01:11:43,999
能否抵御得住我三万度的高热火焰

1047
01:11:47,280 --> 01:11:48,110
糟糕！对不起

1048
01:11:48,840 --> 01:11:49,989
昨天晚上煮方便面做宵夜

1049
01:11:50,200 --> 01:11:51,918
用完了石油气却没通知你

1050
01:11:52,000 --> 01:11:52,989
真对不起…对不起

1051
01:12:00,000 --> 01:12:01,672
玩波？波也打爆你

1052
01:12:01,800 --> 01:12:03,153
金牙佬，该你了

1053
01:12:05,120 --> 01:12:05,996
别当我不存在

1054
01:12:07,840 --> 01:12:10,274
铁…甲…飞…拳

1055
01:12:41,760 --> 01:12:43,955
枉我对你供书教学，衣食丰足

1056
01:12:44,000 --> 01:12:47,072
想不到你竟为了一个宰猪的背叛我

1057
01:12:52,040 --> 01:12:54,235
凌凌漆刚被枪决了

1058
01:12:54,800 --> 01:12:55,835
你这么喜欢他

1059
01:12:56,280 --> 01:12:58,316
我就送你到阴间陪他吧

1060
01:13:00,640 --> 01:13:01,277
阿漆！

1061
01:13:06,280 --> 01:13:07,998
我早看穿你的把戏了

1062
01:13:10,360 --> 01:13:11,998
如果你早看穿了，干嘛你不早说出来

1063
01:13:13,040 --> 01:13:14,029
凌凌漆

1064
01:13:14,240 --> 01:13:15,229
阿漆，你没事吧？

1065
01:13:15,840 --> 01:13:16,636
行了，我没事

1066
01:13:16,960 --> 01:13:18,109
拜托你的对白别这么公式吧

1067
01:13:18,880 --> 01:13:19,995
你不是已经被枪决了吗？

1068
01:13:20,920 --> 01:13:21,989
说起这件事我就光火啦

1069
01:13:22,160 --> 01:13:23,673
你害我损失了一百元

1070
01:13:41,120 --> 01:13:42,269
去，去

1071
01:13:54,200 --> 01:13:56,316
所谓上梁不正下梁歪

1072
01:13:56,920 --> 01:13:58,717
想不到你的手下比你更贪婪

1073
01:13:59,000 --> 01:14:00,479
亏你居然还有脸

1074
01:14:00,520 --> 01:14:01,999
站在忠党爱国这四个字之前

1075
01:14:02,200 --> 01:14:04,270
总之中国一天有你这个大魔头

1076
01:14:04,760 --> 01:14:06,239
老百姓也不会有好日子过

1077
01:14:06,880 --> 01:14:08,836
我今天一定要宰了你

1078
01:14:09,000 --> 01:14:10,399
就凭你这两个废物

1079
01:14:10,720 --> 01:14:11,835
废物？

1080
01:14:13,000 --> 01:14:13,955
我穷一生之精力

1081
01:14:14,120 --> 01:14:15,951
集合了十种杀人武器于一身的

1082
01:14:16,000 --> 01:14:18,150
超级武器霸王

1083
01:14:18,240 --> 01:14:22,119
产品编号夺命3000，已经研究成功了

1084
01:14:22,160 --> 01:14:22,990
阿漆，你站在一旁吧

1085
01:14:23,400 --> 01:14:24,071
远一点

1086
01:14:24,800 --> 01:14:25,710
再远一点

1087
01:14:26,280 --> 01:14:27,030
是吗？

1088
01:14:28,000 --> 01:14:29,228
我真想见识一下

1089
01:14:29,960 --> 01:14:32,076
夺命3000

1090
01:14:34,080 --> 01:14:34,637
西瓜刀

1091
01:14:35,000 --> 01:14:35,398
单车链

1092
01:14:36,000 --> 01:14:36,637
火药

1093
01:14:37,080 --> 01:14:37,398
硫酸

1094
01:14:37,760 --> 01:14:38,237
毒药

1095
01:14:38,400 --> 01:14:38,991
手枪

1096
01:14:39,080 --> 01:14:39,910
手榴弹

1097
01:14:40,080 --> 01:14:40,910
三角锉

1098
01:14:41,080 --> 01:14:41,990
每件都是独当一面的

1099
01:14:42,080 --> 01:14:43,672
现在集合一起

1100
01:14:44,320 --> 01:14:45,753
怕了没有？

1101
01:14:46,880 --> 01:14:48,791
你这个傻瓜！早就该死了

1102
01:14:49,000 --> 01:14:50,035
等一等

1103
01:14:54,000 --> 01:14:54,796
闻西

1104
01:14:55,000 --> 01:14:56,399
阿漆，靠你了

1105
01:15:03,320 --> 01:15:04,799
既然这样，没其他方法了

1106
01:15:06,840 --> 01:15:08,239
我唯有单刀赴会了

1107
01:15:11,960 --> 01:15:12,915
猪肉刀？

1108
01:15:23,000 --> 01:15:24,991
猪肉刀！

1109
01:15:45,960 --> 01:15:46,870
不要！

1110
01:16:19,920 --> 01:16:23,037
你他妈的臭小子！我看你有多大本事

1111
01:16:24,040 --> 01:16:24,995
我让你瞧瞧我的厉害

1112
01:16:25,880 --> 01:16:26,949
你他妈的！

1113
01:16:47,000 --> 01:16:47,989
你这把是什么刀？

1114
01:16:49,000 --> 01:16:50,069
猪肉刀嘛

1115
01:16:50,200 --> 01:16:51,315
专门用来砍畜牲的！

1116
01:17:41,160 --> 01:17:43,151
卖猪的，给我五元猪肉

1117
01:17:46,800 --> 01:17:47,232
暂时不做生意

1118
01:17:47,400 --> 01:17:48,720
你一个多小时后再来吧

1119
01:17:48,720 --> 01:17:50,358
你有没有那个能耐啊？

1120
01:17:50,400 --> 01:17:52,038
看你最多能支持三分钟吧

1121
01:17:52,080 --> 01:17:53,672
三小时也可能不够呢！

1122
01:17:54,120 --> 01:17:55,553
阿漆，我们回家才搅吧

1123
01:17:55,600 --> 01:17:56,999
免得浪费脚力…

1124
01:17:57,120 --> 01:17:58,189
何况这儿环境比较好

1125
01:17:58,200 --> 01:17:59,235
去！

1126
01:18:06,880 --> 01:18:09,030
阿漆，这回糟糕了！

1127
01:18:09,240 --> 01:18:11,708
我们的间谍卫星在外太空失踪了

1128
01:18:12,000 --> 01:18:12,989
这次关系着国家安危

1129
01:18:13,080 --> 01:18:14,752
十亿人民的生死

1130
01:18:14,880 --> 01:18:15,995
而且我刚升了职

1131
01:18:16,120 --> 01:18:17,269
他也不愿意我背黑锅嘛

1132
01:18:17,760 --> 01:18:18,988
回来帮我忙

1133
01:18:20,000 --> 01:18:21,035
我现正在搅儿女私情

1134
01:18:21,360 --> 01:18:22,634
国家大事这芝麻绿豆事情先让路吧

1135
01:18:22,640 --> 01:18:23,868
闻西

1136
01:18:24,320 --> 01:18:28,950
我说过很多遍，我叫达-闻-西呀！