Slaves of Chinese Parents: The dog life中国父母的...

布尔费墨

2009-09-04 14:06:09 来自: 布尔费墨(与其望墙兴叹,不如苦学英文!)

标题:Slaves of Chinese Parents: The dog life中国父母的奴隶:那狗生活

Slaves of Chinese Parents: The dog life
中国父母的奴隶:那狗生活

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Marriage: You were born into a Chinese family made by Chinese parents. They married NOT because they love each other so much, BUT because they had to, otherwise their parents would blame them as disobedient and their sexual lust had no channel to release. In 1970’s to 1980’s, for common people, there was no safe sex, other than marriage.
婚姻:你被生在一个由中国父母组成的中国家庭内。他们结婚不是因为他们非常相爱,而是因为他们必须,否则他们的父母们将责备他们不乖,而且他们的性欲将无处发泄。在1970和1980年代,没有安全的性,除了婚姻之外。

Life goals: They had no big goal for lives. Some of them told their teacher in primary school that they wanted to be astronauts or scientists. They were never serious about it. They had to tell such lies because truth-tellers could not survive. And they never regard freedom, happiness, equality, and so on, as their life goals. Because they didn’t know these stuff existed in the world, or they were taught not to care.
生活目标:他们没有生活的大目标。他们中的有些人在小学里告诉他们的老师他们相当宇航员或者科学家。他们从没把它当真。他们必须说这样的谎因为讲真话的人无法生存。而且他们从未将自由、快乐、平等等等当作他们的人生目标。因为他们不知道世界上有这些东西存在,或者他们被灌输不要去在乎这些东西。

Their parents: All they wanted was a plain life without any fluctuation. Because when they were young, their parents told them: “stay under my wings, chicken, I’ll protect you for all your life”.
他们的父母:他们全部所需就是一个平淡的没有波澜的人生。因为在他们小的时候,他们的父母对他们说:“快躲在我的翅膀下面,我将会保护你们一生”。

Reproduction: And you were born as the consequence of fucking. They reproduce NOT because they wanted to extend their wonderful, happy and enjoyable lives. They reproduce you because they need an offspring who will feed them when they become old and disabled.
生殖:而你作为操逼的后果被生下来。他们生殖,不是因为他们想要延续他们精彩、快乐和可享受的生活。他们生殖你因为他们需要在他们变老和无能的时候可以有人喂他们。

Insurance: Thus, seriously speaking, Chinese parents make babies for insurance. And insurance is a kind of financial arrangement, that’s EXACTLY what your life is. You were born to the world as an investment. As investors, the ultimate owners of your life, THEY ARE IN CHARGE. And you, as a kind of insured object, must be obedient. Otherwise the investment will not produce financial returns.
保险:那么,严格地说,中国父母生孩子为了保险。保险是一种财务安排,这正是你的人生。你被生到世界上,作为一项投资。作为投资人,你人生的最终拥有者,他们说了算。你呢,作为保险标的,必须乖乖的。否则这项投资将不能带来收益。

DOG: That’s why you feel, sometimes, you lived like a dog. They commanded you to play the piano or sing a song in front of the guests, like a dog to catch the flying disk. You jumped and caught it, to amuse the guests and prove your parents have better genes. If you bark at or bite them, they will beat you. No neighbour will blame them beating a disobedient dog or a disobedient child. They arrange the fucking activities of their dogs; they don’t want their dog to fuck or being fucked by a stray dog. And they arrange your marriage; want you to fuck or being fucked by the opposite-sex they choose.
狗:这就是为什么有时候你感觉你活得像一条狗。他们命令你在客人面前弹钢琴或者唱一首歌,就像命令狗去叼飞碟。你跳起来,捉住了飞碟,娱乐了客人,证明了你父母的良好基因。如果你冲他们吠或者咬他们,他们会打你。没有一个邻居会指责他们打一条不听话的狗或者一个不听话的小孩。他们安排他们狗的操逼活动;他们不愿意他们的狗操一条野狗或被一条野狗操。而他们安排你的婚姻;愿意你操他们选择的异性或被他们选择的异性操。

  • X~蘐

    2009-09-04 18:49:38 X~蘐 (默哀,读不懂的彼此)

    我说:我看不懂……

  • quietchild

    2009-09-04 20:22:24 quietchild (This too, will pass)

    omg this is so true!

    those parents are nothing but selfish control freaks! they're murdering their kids by ruining their life, and it's all in the name of "love"!

    seriously, they're monsters.

    i hate my dad so much. i wish he'd die soon, and that day would definitely be the happiest day of my entire life.

    i used to think about suicide just about every day, until one day i realized if he doesn't love me, he still wouldn't if i died.

    what disgusts me is that in this sick society, most people always tend to blame victims. it's easier that way, isn't it. hah.

    i'm really pissed.

    *sigh*

  • Yan 7ing

    2009-09-04 20:59:39 Yan 7ing (想念很重,青春却愈见稀薄...)

    Above is what i thought. i wish he'd die soon as well. i even hate to type the word d-a-d. he doesn't deserve it.

  • Lynnメ

    2009-09-05 00:09:57 Lynnメ (Celestial Empire 中文不能用!)

    where you got this, radical and pointless, to be honest.

  • 布尔费墨

    2009-09-08 11:30:44 布尔费墨 (与其望墙兴叹,不如苦学英文!)

    Do not blame me for radical and pointless. Blame the Chinese parents . They are far more radical and pointless than what I said.

  • 蛇时代战役

    2009-09-11 18:06:44 蛇时代战役

    this is fucking brilliant
    you're amazing

  • 布尔费墨

    2009-09-12 16:09:14 布尔费墨 (与其望墙兴叹,不如苦学英文!)

    So please recommend!

  • LisA JuPiTeR

    2009-09-12 17:54:11 LisA JuPiTeR (Los Angeles)

    what u tell is so ture.

  • Eversong

    2009-09-12 17:57:26 Eversong (当代艺术就是骗钱)

    求翻译

  • Noff

    2009-09-16 18:22:36 Noff

    打中文吧,我的英语一直只能接收不会表达。
    有古话“养儿为防老”,跟楼主不谋而合嘛。很多中国的父母认为生孩子是没有理由的,就像吃饭睡觉一样,是生活必需的一部分。即使有那么一两对有点小叛逆的,在环境的高压下也不得不就范——想象一下,那个年代里结了婚却不要孩子的人会是什么下场?没错,大家会普遍认为他们要么是生理有问题要么是心理有问题。

  • 恋上我的床

    2009-10-06 20:13:28 恋上我的床 (喂,你好)

    " If you bark at or bite them, they will beat you. "

  • 布尔费墨

    2009-10-09 17:09:50 布尔费墨 (与其望墙兴叹,不如苦学英文!)

    今天更新了汉语翻译。

  • 差不多同学

    2009-10-30 19:38:21 差不多同学

    写的真牛逼...
    nice!nice!

  • joy_division

    2009-10-30 19:38:59 joy_division (you're the one)

    婚姻是性器官的长期租借合同~

  • 猪仙

    2009-11-16 06:15:37 猪仙 (世界是一个巨大的阴谋。)

    没有一个邻居会指责他们打一条不听话的狗或者一个不听话的小孩。他们安排他们狗的操逼活动;他们不愿意他们的狗操一条野狗或被一条野狗操。而他们安排你的婚姻;愿意你操他们选择的异性或被他们选择的异性操。





    我一直覺得自己活得沒意思,原來是這么回事兒

  • 长裙子

    2009-11-16 06:38:46 长裙子 (戒!零!食!)

    第一段就被震慑到了…
    牛掰~

  • 玛丽隔壁的小彼得

    2009-11-16 08:30:05 玛丽隔壁的小彼得 (HakunaMatata~真是很有意思~)

    That is absolutely true,all our life is that live like a trained dog and struggle to be a human being .

  • 布尔费墨

    2009-11-16 08:47:04 布尔费墨 (与其望墙兴叹,不如苦学英文!)

    live like a trained dog, struggle to be a human being

  • ★

    2009-11-16 09:27:40

    COOL的掉渣儿了
    应该印到中学英语课本里..

  • CrazyErica.

    2009-11-16 09:34:00 CrazyErica. (观看是记忆而记忆便是此刻。)

    马克 说的好

  • 日空

    2009-11-16 18:30:30 日空 (其实我活腻了)

    SHIT

  • 纳兰的豹子

    2009-11-16 19:19:54 纳兰的豹子 (阳光明媚欢乐谷)

    The ugly truth

  • 布尔费墨

    2009-11-25 13:53:38 布尔费墨 (与其望墙兴叹,不如苦学英文!)

    传统女性基本无为人资格 她们的幸福感来自于家庭和睦 即建构一个运作顺畅的和谐的父权秩序结构
      
    这句话来自:躁郁的魔王
    在:http://www.douban.com/group/topic/8735592/

  • ♡ 旬♡

    2009-11-25 21:16:15 ♡ 旬♡ (找个1米8的宅男有这么难么?!)

    他们生殖你因为他们需要在他们变老和无能的时候可以有人喂他们。

    这就是为什么他们总是一个劲的鼓吹孝道

  • 你好乖哦~

    2009-11-25 21:28:54 你好乖哦~ (如果初恋一直走到结婚,该多好?)

    楼主 我真喜欢你

  • 布尔费墨

    2009-11-25 22:20:14 布尔费墨 (与其望墙兴叹,不如苦学英文!)

    谢谢

  • 的的

    2009-11-25 22:52:16 的的 (圣诞节大餐期待中~~~~~~~~~)

    what about those who love their parents so much?
    do they think the way as you do?
    i remember there is a actress said that on a talkshow programme there isnt a mother who want to have baby only because she thinks the baby will like the world. do you think it is true ?
    or you only blame the chinese parents?
    are you a parent?

  • ^Almaas^

    2009-11-25 23:47:14 ^Almaas^ (我请你吃饭吧!!)

    It is hard to accept but it is true

  • 布尔费墨

    2009-11-25 23:55:08 布尔费墨 (与其望墙兴叹,不如苦学英文!)

    My family? See here: http://www.douban.com/note/48034247/

  • ♡ 旬♡

    2009-11-26 09:40:56 ♡ 旬♡ (找个1米8的宅男有这么难么?!)

    他们命令你在客人面前弹钢琴或者唱一首歌,就像命令狗去叼飞碟。你跳起来,捉住了飞碟,娱乐了客人,证明了你父母的良好基因。
    ========================================
    已经21世纪了,这种情况依然没有好转

  • 布尔费墨

    2009-11-26 09:42:42 布尔费墨 (与其望墙兴叹,不如苦学英文!)

    现在还属于中世纪……

  • 月的无缺

    2009-12-03 11:13:05 月的无缺 (一切都在流动,没有停滞)

    啧啧啧啧…………

    楼主写得好精准!现在的确是中世纪。

  • 布尔费墨

    2009-12-03 11:23:31 布尔费墨 (与其望墙兴叹,不如苦学英文!)

    谢谢


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