华盛顿邮报搞了一个比赛。。。

2009-08-13 19:25:22 来自: 麦香猪柳蛋(告诉我，你想逃)

要求写两行押韵的诗，第一行能多浪漫就多浪漫，第二行能多不浪漫就多不浪漫，以下是一些入选作品

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you has screwed up my life
我的心肝，我的挚爱，我美丽的贤妻，
我这辈子就毁在你手里。

I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.
你的容颜依稀入梦境，
于是我在尖叫中惊醒。

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not.
善良、聪慧、多情而性感，
可惜这些你一条都不占。

Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss,
But I only slept with you 'cause I was pissed.
爱是上天赐福，爱情多么美好，
可我与你同眠只是因为喝高。

I thought that I could love no other
-- that is until I met your brother.
曾以为一生只爱你一个
直到遇见你的二表哥。

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead,the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.
娇艳的紫罗兰，鲜红的玫瑰，甜蜜的糖，就像你一样美。
但紫罗兰会凋谢，玫瑰会枯黄，糖碗空空如也，和你的脑袋一样。

I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But don't take that paper bag off your face.
我渴望你温柔的拥抱，
但别把你脸上的面具摘掉。

I love your smile, your face, and your eyes
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
我爱你的明眸，你的脸庞，你的微笑，
妈的，我真是说谎不打草稿！

My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way?
爱人啊，你简直让我窒息，
你在哪沾上的一身臭气？

My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe "Go to hell."
我对你的深情无法付诸言语，
除了一句“滚一边去”！

What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.
是什么激发了我多情的诗篇？
伏特加两杯，酸柠檬一片。

2009-08-13 19:55:48 复老杂 (回忆是不是人生的电池……)

SHA

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2009-08-13 19:56:26 岸 (我想回到1999年。)

My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe "Go to hell."
我对你的深情无法付诸言语，
除了一句“滚一边去”！

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2009-08-13 21:33:49 vivian

好有才啊。。。都押韵的

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2009-08-13 22:03:58 紫霞 (我的意中人是个盖世英雄)

赶紧过来学习，哈

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2009-08-13 22:07:31 开口说话 (幽了年华一默，皱了皮肤N纹。)

曾以为一生只爱你一个
直到遇见你的二表哥。

wahaha!

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2009-08-13 22:32:13 雷帝嘎嘎 (王姐，意外懷孕怎麼辦？)

My invention:

Your coming to me was part of my luck
Yet I found your face pulverized by my truck

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2009-08-13 22:33:01 夜间摄影师 (夜里醒来找你玩)

Yet I found your face pulverized by my truck

太cult了

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2009-08-13 22:36:37 雷帝嘎嘎 (王姐，意外懷孕怎麼辦？)

Again, my invention:

You are so sweet, tender and fine,
And just a bit slower than my swine.

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2009-08-13 22:39:04 雷帝嘎嘎 (王姐，意外懷孕怎麼辦？)

Who's gonna translate my inventions above? Thanks, long as you could make it funny.

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2009-08-14 09:21:33 Mr.Hungry (我想养只猫。)

I thought that I could love no other
-- that is until I met your brother.
曾以为一生只爱你一个
直到遇见你的二表哥。

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为什么是二表哥。。

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2009-08-14 09:35:03 三横 (N个周末华丽地被毁~)

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2009-08-14 09:39:04 老萨 (目光放远，万事皆悲)

这不是在折磨人么

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2009-08-14 09:54:11 杀人狂魔麦当劳

真有才啊真有才

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2009-08-14 11:16:10 cycloud

2009-08-13 22:32:13 亞立琦 (我相信我能蒼蠅。)

My invention:

Your coming to me was part of my luck
Yet I found your face pulverized by my truck

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你向我走来是我三生有幸
最后，你的脸庞被我卡车压碎

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2009-08-14 11:19:45 cycloud

2009-08-13 22:36:37 亞立琦 (我相信我能蒼蠅。)

Again, my invention:

You are so sweet, tender and fine,
And just a bit slower than my swine.

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如此甜美你的温柔和美润
关键是你比我的猪还迟钝

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2009-08-14 11:41:23 第十个缪斯 (饮食男,女人之大欲存焉)

翻译的挺好。

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2009-08-14 13:10:01 雷帝嘎嘎 (王姐，意外懷孕怎麼辦？)

Thanks a lot, cycloud. Such a good job have u done

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2009-08-14 13:11:08 Bengo (从牛B到牛X，有21个字母的距离。)

好文采。

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2009-08-14 13:29:53 三横 (N个周末华丽地被毁~)

You are the most amazing girl I have met
The way you eat dinner is like a hog

+++++++++
英语不好~

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2009-08-14 13:40:30 我爱陈绮贞 (Ive ever felt pressure as cat)

太nice了

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2009-08-14 13:40:44 张从心 (升起船锚，小伙子们，升起船锚！)

收藏了

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2009-08-14 13:44:44 十字花剑·谁说“减肥”我跟谁急

呵呵

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2009-08-14 13:45:22 Cat_M (此号存在为纪念)

不错嘛

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2009-08-14 13:55:29 雷帝嘎嘎 (王姐，意外懷孕怎麼辦？)

2009-08-14 13:29:53 三横 (我终究还是留不住你)

You are the most amazing girl I have met
The way you eat dinner is like a hog

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英语不好~

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Lemme help u:
Grace was when you picked up your knife and fork
And crammed some fries into the two slices of pork

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2009-08-14 14:01:28 白瑞德

二表哥那个翻得好！！！

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2009-08-14 14:08:57 毛小五 (douban.com/group/53791/)

我也来一组

楼主的帖子让回想起大学时候那些刻字的小课桌~
你要明白这不是比赛，这比的是寂寞。

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2009-08-14 15:22:15 toy sand (该疯疯，该干干)

哈哈哈哈，nice&笑死

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2009-08-14 19:10:59 乔 (万语皆烟树。)

翻译不到位啊...没把味道译出来

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2009-08-14 19:28:03 Jolie

我乐了0-0

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2009-08-14 19:53:34 phill84 (24孝好男人！)

2009-08-13 22:39:04亞立琦 (誰去看范曉萱，豆郵我，同行！)
9楼

Who's gonna translate my inventions above? Thanks, long as you could make it funny.
______________________

+1

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2009-08-14 20:00:33 xiao

UP

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2009-08-14 20:40:25 蟹‖啧啧啧啧！ (目光如炬令敌人肝胆俱裂！)

我英文烂大家勿喷：
o dearly beloved you completed my life

you show me all possible evil things classified

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2009-08-14 20:52:45 回生 (神力姐她哥。)

加入这个组就是为了顶楼上

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2009-08-14 20:53:16 回生 (神力姐她哥。)

楼上上写的就是蝙蝠侠和小丑嘛

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2009-08-14 21:01:40 蟹‖啧啧啧啧！ (目光如炬令敌人肝胆俱裂！)

泻泻LS的同学升华了我。。。。

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2009-08-14 23:12:11 公羊

二表哥

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2009-08-16 00:12:31 小鱼老了

翻译的好，二表哥

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