滚石杂志评出《南方公园》史上最强TOP25瞬间

An Overdue K

2009-07-27 00:47:10 来自: An Overdue K(My First Winter Night!!!!!!!!!)

 MOMENT #25
    Christopher Reeves gets superpowers from stem cells (Episode 702): A cartoon Christopher Reeve cracking open a dead human fetus and sucking its spinal fluids was offensive when he was alive. Watching it now that he's dead is absolutely cringe-worthy -- and the best evidence that there's absolutely no line Trey and Matt won't cross for a laugh.
  第25
    克里斯托弗·里维斯(就是演超人的那个)从脊椎细胞中得到超能力。(第七季第二集):在动画里,克里斯托弗·里维斯掰开死婴胎盘吸取脊髓;这样的情节,对于当时还活着的克里斯托弗·里维斯来说实在是大不敬。而在他死后,再来看这段戏实在是让人觉得尴尬不已。不过这也是Trey and Matt(动画制作人)为博人一笑无所不为的最好证明。
    
    MOMENT #24
    Kyle's father is turned into a dolphin (Episode 901). Season nine began with the most disgusting scene in the show's history: Mr. Garrison's sex-change operation, represented by an extreme close-up live-action shot of a bull getting castrated. Later in the episode, Kyle goes to the same doctor to get transformed into a tall, black child. His father then fulfills his lifelong dream of being a dolphin. The whole thing is so incredibly stupid that it's hysterical. Next: They wouldn't go after the quadriplegic, would they?
  第24
     Kyle 的爸爸成了一只海豚 (第九季第一季)第九季一开始便出现了该剧有史以来最恶心得场景。Mr. Garrison的变性手术被表现为超级近距离拍摄一只公牛被阉割的现场实况。随后,在这一集里,Kyle跑到给Mr. Garrison做变性手术的那个医生那儿通过手术变成了一个高个子的黑人小孩。他的爸爸接着实现了他一生的梦想——成为一只海豚。整个情节无厘头到极点让人觉得有点歇斯底里。下一步:他们应该不会恶搞那些四肢瘫痪的人吧,会吗?
    MOMENT #23
    The shoot-out at the conclusion of Towelie (Episode 508): The character Towelie was born when Trey and Matt attempted to think up the dumbest character with the dumbest catchphrase. The result? A talking towel who always says, "Don't forget to bring a towel!" In his debut appearance, Towelie leads the boys into a confusing battle between aliens, the government and a mysterious corporation. Key line comes via Cartman: "You're the worst character ever, Towelie."
  
  第23
     关于毛巾先生评价的争论(第五季第八集)。由于Trey and Matt想试着做一个最傻而且招牌台词也最蠢的角色,毛巾先生便诞生了。结果是什么呢?就是条会说话的毛巾一天到晚反复说着,“别忘了带毛巾哦!”他的首次亮相便是带着四个男孩卷入了一场外星人,政府和一个秘密集团的混战。整集最关键的一句台词出自Cartman之口“目前为止,你是最差劲的角色了,毛巾先生。”
    
    MOMENT #22
    Cartman addresses Congress about stem cells (Episode 513): After getting tired of finding new ways to kill Kenny in every episode, Trey and Matt decided to kill him for good. Cartman addresses Congress in an attempt to save his friend by convincing them of the merits of stem-cell research. They finally agree after he leads them in a sing-along version of prog supergroup's Asia 1980's classic "Heat of the Moment" -- one of many songs from that era Cartman has an affinity for.
  第22
    Cartman就脊椎细胞问题在国会发言(第五季第13集)。每集都要以不同的方式干掉Kenny,这让Trey and Matt 感到有点腻烦;所以他们决定在这一集把他永远除掉。Cartman为了救他的朋友在国会发言试图让议员相信脊椎细胞研究的价值所在。在Cartman的带领下所有议员唱起了和声版的《激情此刻》,这是超级进步摇滚乐团ASIA1980年的经单曲——也是那个时代中所有歌曲里Cartman亲赖的歌之一。随后,国会便同意了Cartman的提案。
    
    MOMENT #21
    The Simpsons-already-did-it ending (Episode 607): Without a doubt, South Park and The Simpsons are the two funniest cartoon shows of all time. In this one, South Park pays homage to its predecessor by admitting that The Simpsons has covered literally every plot imaginable. In the end, all the characters morph into yellow-skinned Springfield residents.
  第21
    《辛普森一家》里已经做过了的结局(第六季第七集):毫无疑问,《南方公园》和《辛普森一家》一直以来都是最有意思的两部动画剧集。在这一集中,《南方公园》向它的前辈《辛普森一家》致敬。他们承认《辛普森一家》一家几乎用尽了所能想到的所有的桥段。在最后,所有《南方公园》里的角色都变成了黄皮肤的Springfield 居民。
    
    MOMENT #20
    Father Max talks to the Vatican (Episode 608): Horrified to learn he's the only priest not molesting little boys, Father Max travels to the Vatican to confront the Pope. To save Catholicism, he's forced to travel through the sewers of Rome to find the Holy Document (in a hilarious parody of Pitfall). He then confronts a race of Catholic aliens known as the Gelgamek who say they're forced to molest little boys because "the Gelgamek vagina is three feet wide and filled with razor-sharp teeth."
  
   第20
      Max神父和梵蒂冈对话(第六季第八集):得知自己是唯一一个没有猥亵过男孩的牧师,Max神父深感震惊,于是他便到梵蒂冈去质问教皇。为了拯救天主教,他不得不通过罗马的下水道寻找圣书(这一段是对《陷阱》(一款很有名的小游戏)的疯狂恶搞)。随后,他碰到了Gelgamek人——天主教外星人的一个种族。他们说其实他们也是不得已才猥亵男童的,因为“Gelgamek女人的阴道有三英尺宽并且不满着刀锋般的尖牙利齿。”
    
    MOMENT #19
    Cartman talks to Christian music executives (Episode 709): Realizing just how profitable Christian pop rock can be, Cartman forms a group called Faith +1 with Token and Butters. They go on to sell millions. Sample lyric: "I wanna get down on my knees and start pleasing Jesus! I wanna feel his salvation all over my face!"
  第19
     Cartman和基督音乐制作人谈话(第七季第九集):意识到基督流行摇滚实在是一本万利,Cartman与Token和Butters组了个乐团叫信仰+1。他们出的唱片销量达到几百万张。歌词举例:“我想跪下来,让耶稣爽个痛快!我要感受他那救赎,满布我的脸庞!”
    
    MOMENT #18
    Jimmy beats up his girlfriend in a 'roid rage (Episode 803): Cartman pretends to be retarded to get into the Special Olympics (before the Johnny Knoxville movie The Ringer used the same plot). Meanwhile, Jimmy takes steroids to stay competitive and beats the shit out of his girlfriend with his crutches in a 'roid rage fit.
   第18
     Jimmy由于“固醇狂怒”暴扁他女友(第八季第三集):Cartman假扮成痴呆儿参加残奥会(之前在Johnny Knoxville的电影《圈套》里也有类似的情节)。同时,Jimmy为了提高竞争力,服用类固醇,结果由于“固醇狂怒”(这是一种服用类固醇后的副作用,人会无法控制自己的情绪,易于暴怒。)用它的拐杖暴打了他女友。
    
    MOMENT #17
    The boys meet an insane Mel Gibson (Episode 804): One viewing of Mel Gibson's snuff film The Passion of the Christ transforms Kyle into a born-again Christian. The other boys attempt to find Mel Gibson to demand their money back, only to find out that the actor/director is insane as everybody says he is.
    
  第17
    四贱客遇到神精梅尔·吉布森(第八季第四集)看了一遍梅尔·吉布森的《耶稣受难记》(整部片子以赤裸裸地再现耶稣受难全过程为卖点),Kyle翻然醒悟,成了一名基督徒。其他三人则要找到梅尔·吉布森叫他退电影票钱。结果他们发现梅尔·吉布森(演员兼导演)果真和大家所说的一样精神不正常。
  
  
  
    MOMENT #16
    Mr. Jefferson turns into demon from "Thriller" video (Episode 806): Michael Jackson, er, Michael Jefferson moves to South Park and befriends all the children. The boys realize what a horrendous parent he is to his blanket and plan to break it free. Meanwhile, Mr. Jefferson's nose falls off and he proceeds to decay to the point that he looks like one of the zombies from the "Thriller" video.
   第16
     《颤栗》MV(麦克尔·杰克逊非常有名的一支MV里面他变成了一具僵尸,大跳僵尸舞。)中的杰弗逊先生成了真正的魔鬼(第八季第六集):麦克尔·杰克逊,呃,应该是麦克尔·杰弗逊搬入南方公园,并且和那儿所有的孩子都成了朋友。随后,四贱客意识到对于他的养子“小毯”来说,他是个多么可怕的父亲;他们决定要救出“小毯”。同时,杰弗逊先生的鼻子掉了下来(当然是隐射整容手术啦),而且腐烂的越来越厉害,以至于他看起来就跟《颤栗》MV的僵尸一模一样。
    
    MOMENT #15
    Paris Hilton buys Butters (Episode 812): The girls at South Park all turn into "stupid spoiled whores" trying to emulate their new hero, Paris Hilton, who comes to town to open a new shop. When Paris sees Butters, she attempts to buy him from his parents and turn him into her new pet. In a bizarre parody of a brief moment from The Shining, Butters dresses up like a bear and unknowingly molests a passed out Hilton.
  第15
     Paris Hilton包养Butters(第八季12集):Paris Hilton在南方公园新开了一家店。而南方公园里的所有女孩子为了效仿这位新偶像都成了“有胸无脑,放荡不羁的娼妓”。Paris Hilton看到Butters后,便想从他的父母那儿买下他,作为自己的新宠物。片中有一小段恶搞《闪灵》的稀奇古怪的片断,Butters打扮成熊的样子,在不知不觉地情况西调戏了已经昏迷的Hilton。
    
    MOMENT #14
    Woodland Creatures blood orgy (Episode 814): For their 7th Christmas special, Trey and Matt decide to parody John Denver's "Critter Christmas" holiday special. Magical woodland creatures convince Stan to kill a mountain lion who keeps killing the animal pregnant with their savior. Stan realizes to his horror that the creatures are actually Satan worshippers attempting to give birth to the anti-Christ when they brutally kill Rabbitty the Rabbit and proceed to have a "blood orgy" with his corpse.
  
  第14
     林中小动物的血腥狂欢(第八季第14集):在《南方公园》第七个圣诞特辑中,Trey 和Matt决定恶搞John Denver的《小动物圣诞》假日特辑。神奇的林中小动物让Stan去杀一只美洲豹,因为这只豹子总是把怀了他们救世主的小动物杀死。当Stan看见这些林中小动物杀了小兔兔然后和兔子的尸体继续他们的血腥狂欢的乱交场面,惊魂未定的他才意识到这些小动物实际上是撒旦的崇拜者,他们试图通过这种狂欢仪式让反耶稣诞生。
    
    MOMENT #13
    Jimmy has sex with a prostitute (Episode 906): Jimmy keeps getting erections at inopportune times. Worried he'll get one at the school talent show, he hits South Park's red light district, where he encounters a disgustingly obese prostitute named Nut Gobbler. After knocking her pimp Q-Money unconscious, Jimmy picks up Nut-Gobbler and carries her into a hotel where she presumably made a man out of him.
  第13
     Jimmy和妓女发生性关系():Jimmy发现他总是不合时宜地勃起,就很担心在学校才艺表演的时候也会发生同样的情况,于是他便跑到南方公园的红灯区。在那儿碰上了一个奇胖无比的妓女,名叫Nut-Gobbler(吞“蛋”人)。Jimmy把Nut-Gobbler的皮条客打昏之后,便带着她到了一家旅馆,可想而知就是在那儿她让Jimmy成了真正的男人。
    
    MOMENT #12
    Scientology montage (Episode 912): In what turned out to be South Park's most notorious episode, Scientologists conclude that Kyle must be a reincarnation of L. Ron Hubbard. Kyle is given a brief overview of the cult's beliefs via an abridged version of the Scientology creation myth, which features frozen aliens in volcanoes, alien warlord Xenu...the whole she-bang. Throughout, the message "This is what Scientologists actually believe" is periodically flashed on the screen.
  第12
      科学神教蒙太奇(第九季12集):这一集结果竟成了《南方公园》所有剧集中最声名狼藉的一集。(给厨师配音的Isaac Hayes就因为这一集涉及科学神教而退出了剧组。)科学神教教徒断定Stan是科学神教创始人L. Ron Hubbard的转世。他们给Stan看了剪辑版的科学神教创教神话,让他简单了解一下个该教的信仰。在这个剪辑录像中有火山中冰冻的外星人,外星军阀头头Xenu……还有完整版的She-bang(Ricky martin的经典单曲,不过Willian Hung也凭此歌一曲成名。)。整个播放过程中,“这就是科学神教徒所真正信仰的”,这条字幕在荧幕下方不断定时闪烁着。
      
      Scientology这个有必要简单介绍一下。上网查了相关资料,还是大有来头,在好莱坞很有势力哦,所以这一集里出现了一大帮好莱坞明星,像阿汤哥什么的。
  
      科学神教是由美国科幻小说作家罗恩·贺伯特(L. Ron Hubbard)于1952年创立的信仰系统和教派。主张人的本质为灵魂个体, 他拥有无限的能力与善良本质。该教宣称能够使信徒以恰当的方法增强对自身前世灵魂存在的感知,以此促进现世物质世界的个人发展。有人指出该教以精神治疗为名义来敲诈钱财,一些国家将其列为非法组织。
      Xenu:在科学神教的教义里,Xenu是银河联盟的外星人总指挥。在750,000,000万年前他带着上亿的太空飞船到达地球。这些飞船盘旋于火山周围并最终被氢弹炸毁。
    
    MOMENT #11
    Chef dies, gets ravaged by boars (Episode 1001): Chef had gradually become a semi-major figure in the South Park universe when Isaac Hayes (who did the Chef's voice) abruptly quit in the spring of 2006 over the infamous Scientology episode. To give him a proper send-off, Matt and Trey had the Chef (speaking in spliced-together dialogue from previous episodes) join a brainwashing cult. In the end, he falls down a pit and is brutally killed by a mountain lion and a grizzly bear.
   第11
     厨师死了,尸体遭野猪蹂躏。(第十季第1集):正当厨师渐渐地成了南方公园这个小宇宙中的第二主角,给厨师配音的Isaac Hayes却在声名狼藉的科学神教剧集播出之后于2006年春退出了剧组。为了在动画里设计一个恰到好处的退出方式,Matt and Trey让厨师加入了洗脑邪教。最终,他掉入深渊,落了个被一只美洲豹和一头黑熊残忍杀死的结局。
    
    MOMENT #10
    The Family Guy is revealed to be the work of manatees (Episode 1004): Trey and Matt have never shied away from viciously mocking anything they deem lame, no matter how popular it may be. In a two-part episode too complex to get into here, Cartman finds himself at the Family Guy studios, where he learns the show is written by a giant aquarium full of manatees who mindlessly lob idea balls into holes.
  第10
  揭露《恶搞之家》是用海牛的点子做的动画(第十季第4集):凡是任何Trey and Matt觉得无趣的东西,无论多么流行,他们都极尽冷嘲热讽之能事,乐此不疲。在这个两段式的剧集中,(因其具体内容非常复杂,在这里就不赘述了),Cartman发现自己正身处《恶搞之家》的工作室,他了解到原来整部动画都是由海牛创作出来的。这些海牛都待在一个巨大的玻璃缸之中,他们漫无目的地从中选取写着点子的圆球投入洞中,这些被选中的圆球就成了《恶搞之家》的剧本。
  
    MOMENT #9
    Butters gets anally probed by doctors after seeing a ghost (Episode 906): Kyle and Stan get so mad at Cartman for eating the skin off their KFC chicken that they convince the whole town to pretend that he's dead. Butters take it literally and is so distraught after repeatedly seeing what he believes is a ghost that his parents take him to a psychiatrist. Butter's treatment consists of having his ass probed with a device roughly the size of his whole body.
  第9
    Butters见鬼后,医生为他做肛门诊查(第九季第6集):吃肯德基的时候,Cartman总是把Kyle and Stan的炸鸡脆皮给先啃掉,他们都快气疯了。于是,他俩让镇上所有的人都假装看不见Cartman,当他已经死了。Butters却信以为真,每次见到Cartman都以为自己看见了鬼魂。因此,Butters成天心神不宁,他的父母便带他去看精神病医生。医生给Butters做的治疗包括用一个仪器通过肛门诊查他的屁股,而这个仪器的体积竟然和Butters的个头一般大。
    
    MOMENT #8
    Miss Chokesondik has sex with Mr. Mackie (Episode 507): The school is forced to start teaching Sex Ed in the 4th grade when the boys are found "milking" their dogs. The only problem is that their teacher Miss Chokesondik doesn't know the first thing about it -- at least until she has sex with the school's guidance counselor Mr. Mackie in one of the shows most disgusting scenes ever.
   第8
    Miss Chokesondik(这个名字实际上是个文字游戏,和chokes on dick同音,嘿嘿)与Mr. Mackie发生性关系(第五季第7集):四贱客被发现在给狗狗“挤奶”,于是学校不得不让四年级的学生接受性教育。不过,唯一的问题是给他们讲课的老师Miss Chokesondik对于性一无所知 – 至少在她和Mr. Mackie(学校的辅导员)发生性关系之前是这样的。而他们俩性交的场面也确实算得上是《南方公园》最恶心场景之一。
    
    MOMENT #7
    The Dog Whisperer tames Cartman (Episode 1007): After Cartman leaves TV's Super Nanny an asylum-bound, human-shit-eating psychopath, Mrs. Cartman calls in the Dog Whisperer to tame her son. By treating him like a disobedient mutt, the Dog Whisperer is finally able to alter his behavior.
  
  第7
  狗灵媒驯服Cartman(第十季第7集):照看Cartman的超级保姆最后竟成了个在精神病院吃屎的神经病,Cartman的妈妈不得不请来狗灵媒(类似于训犬师+动物传心师),他像对待杂种狗一样管教Cartman,最终改变了他的不良行为举止。
    
    MOMENT #6
    Butters discovers his dad at a gay bath house (Episode 514): Butters was designed to be the complete opposite of Cartman in every way -- naive, sweet-natured and idiotic. When he finds his father has been visiting a gay bath house ("He went to the gym and wrestled with all kinds o' guys. He wasn't too good, though. This one black guy had him pinned down for fifteen minutes straight!"), his mother tries to drown him out of shame.
  第6
    Butters发现他老爹出入同志浴室(第五季14集):在剧中Butters天真、善良、又冒着点傻气,与Cartman毫无共通之处,是一个和Cartman截然不同的角色设定。当他发现自己的老爸常出入同志浴室(并把这一切都一五一十的告诉他老妈了。),他妈得知后羞愧难当,便试图要淹死Butters.(他爸曾到健身房和各色各样的人比赛摔跤,不过他确实不咋的。有一次,竟被一个黑人死死压倒在地整整15分钟。)
    
    MOMENT #5
    Satan throws a fit at his Super Sweet 16 party (Episode 1011): Satan's probably the most sensitive character in the South Park universe. In this episode, he decides to throw a humongous, exclusive Halloween party and, in a biting parody of MTV's My Super Sweet Sixteen, throws a complete shit fit when his life-size Ferrari cake arrives in the shape of an Acura.
   第5
    撒旦在自己的甜蜜十六岁派对上大发雷霆(第十季第11集):撒旦大概是南方公园这个小宇宙中最多愁善感的角色了。在这集里,他决定搞一个超大的独家万圣节派对,这其实是对MTV的节目《我的超级甜蜜十六岁》(MTV真人秀节目,2005年1月首播。录制的内容就是一些纨绔子弟的奢华派对、舞会,当然也包括他们的十六岁生日派对。)的尖刻恶搞。不过,当撒旦看到自己订做的法拉利跑车等比蛋糕竟成了Acura车款(讴歌,北美地区的高档汽车,本田旗下品牌),真他妈的气爆了。
    
    MOMENT #4
    The Cripple Fight between Timmy and Jimmy (Episode 503): Wheelchair-bound South Park elementary student Timmy proved to be such a popular character that in the middle of season five, Jimmy (who walks with the help of crutches and has a speech impediment) joined the cast. When Timmy gets jealous of all the attention Jimmy receives, the two get into an epic fight, which is a shot-for-shot parody of the obscure 1988 John Carpenter movie They Live.
  
  第4
     Timmy和Jimmy的跛子大战(第五季第3集):南方公园里那个坐轮椅的小学生,Timmy到头来竟成了大受欢迎的角色,因此在第五季中期,增添了个新角色Jimmy(拄着拐杖,有点口吃)。他在剧中倍受众人瞩目,这让Timmy嫉妒不堪。于是,两人缠斗许久,打得是场昏天黑地。这一场景恶搞的是John Carpenter 1998的电影 《极度空间》(片子晦涩难懂),Timmy和Jimmy打斗的每一个镜头与原片不差分毫。
    (有兴趣的可以到YOUTUBE上去看两片对比的剪辑)http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fHgcfpgJP3U
    
    MOMENT #3
    Lemiwinks goes into Mr. Slave's ass (Episode 614): Mr. Garrison wants the school the fire him for being gay, so he shoves the class pet gerbil Lemmiwinks up his assistant Mr. Slave's ass in front of all the students. In a bizarre parody of the original Hobbit cartoon movie, Lemminks must make his way from Mr. Slave's anus to his mouth while facing a series of challenges and meeting many enchanted guides.
  第3
    Lemiwinks钻进Mr. Slave的屁股(第六季14集):Mr. Garrison为了让学校以同性恋为由而解雇自己,就当着全班的面把班级宠物--沙鼠Lemmiwinks--塞进了助教Mr. Slave(穿一身SM装的同性恋)的屁股。Lemminks必须找一条出路。从Mr. Slave的肛门到嘴巴,沙鼠Lemmiwinks遇上许多魔法向导,历经千难万险,整个过程便是对卡通电影《霍比特人》的古怪恶搞,(根据J.R.R. Tolkien(《指环王》也是他写的)同名小说THE Hobbit改编的儿童动画电影,讲述了主人公霍比特人Bilbo Baggins的冒险经历,由Rankin-Bass Productions制片公司于1978年制作发行。)
    
    MOMENT #2
    Cartman jerks off Ben Affleck (Episode 705): At the peak of J. Lo mania, Cartman convinces the whole town that his hand -- which he uses as a ventriloquist dummy a la Senor Wences -- is Jennifer Lopez. The real J. Lo comes to town with boyfriend Ben Affleck, who promptly falls in love with Cartman's hand. The pair goes on a date and, in a scene unimaginable on a live-action show, hooks up.
   第2
      Cartman给Ben Affleck打手枪(第七季第5集):在南方公园的J. Lo(珍妮佛·洛佩兹)热达到顶峰的时候,Cartman让全镇的人都相信他自己的左手便是J. Lo ,其实只不过是他模仿 Senor Wences做的一个腹语玩偶。真正的J. Lo带着她的男朋友Ben Affleck来到南方公园小镇,结果他对Cartman左手扮的玩偶一见钟情,和玩偶约会,最后竟然变得如胶似漆,难舍难分。这段情节要是在真人电视剧中出现绝对是难以想象让人大跌眼镜。
    
    Senor Wences,生于西班牙,曾经是个斗牛士。随后,在CBS 的节目Ed Sullivan Show腹语木偶表演大受欢迎,最终成为20世纪著名的腹语玩偶大师。Cartman的J. Lo就是模仿Senor Wences的玩偶Jonney)。
    
    MOMENT #1
    Cartman feeds Scott Tennerman's parents to him, Radiohead mock him (Episode 501): Cartman seeks revenge on an older student by killing both his parents and feeding them to him in a bowl of chile, as Radiohead (voicing themselves) look on and mock the grieving kid. Cartman had always been a sick kid, but this Jeffrey Dahmer-worthy act launched him into a different stratosphere. Trey and Matt both later claimed this was a key moment in the show's evolution.
  第1
    Cartman让Scott Tennerman吃下自己的父母,Radiohead(英伦摇滚乐团)还在一旁嘲笑他(第五季第1集):Cartman为了报复一个高年级的学生,便杀了他的父母亲做成辣味牛肉豆(墨西哥菜肴,用牛肉、豆子、辣椒粉做成)给他吃。而Radiohead(都由乐团成员本人配音)边看还在一旁边讥笑这个伤心可怜的小子。Cartman一直是个变态小孩,不过这一出与Jeffrey Dahme(声名狼藉的连环杀手,常把受害人残暴肢解然后吃下。)不相上下的杀人戏码使他上升到了一个不同的层次。Trey and Matt随后都声称这是整个剧集变革的关键转折点。
  

  • 蘑古立

    2009-07-27 01:07:29 蘑古立 (全是高科技)

    毛巾先生怪搞的 他为什么老问 你想爽一下吗?

  • 小小蟋蟀王

    2009-07-27 01:13:25 小小蟋蟀王 (你给我想都不要想...)

    sweeeeeeeet

  • 暗夜茶花香

    2009-07-27 07:40:58 暗夜茶花香 (人心也是一种科学,而且极为深奥)

    因为毛巾先生抽大麻

  • n1

    2009-07-27 08:04:39 n1

    排名第一那个场景真的是很经典。

  • 铁锅是自来卷

    2009-07-27 08:14:23 铁锅是自来卷 (我太正经了不适合豆瓣)


    个个 都经典哇 真是佩服制作大人

  • Colin

    2009-07-27 11:17:29 Colin

    我觉得那集四人变成卡通忍者把Butters弄伤扮小狗那集也很经典!

  • 高压锅

    2009-07-29 23:10:26 高压锅 (不错的功能)

    吃父母那集之前Cartman一直都是个傻里傻气的胖小孩,
    之后确实大变。

  • DDF|草泥大椰

    2009-07-29 23:19:00 DDF|草泥大椰 (she's a rebel)

    nananananana~I made you eat your parents~~

  • s p

    2009-07-29 23:26:28 s p

    第一名那个当时看得我很是蛋疼

  • RBK

    2009-07-29 23:42:42 RBK (多听音乐,少看乐评)

    我今天刚看到 cartman让他吃自己父母的那一集

  • Bluesky

    2009-07-30 00:34:21 Bluesky (To The SKy)

    我一直以为chef的配音演员是真的挂掉了。

  • primer55

    2009-08-01 16:33:30 primer55 (让世界充满各种门)

    我觉得最强的还是那个口技那集。逗得我不行了

  • 李朋

    2009-08-02 22:42:11 李朋 (太HI了,我几乎了有群发欲了~~)

    MARK

  • 横槊赋诗

    2009-08-03 11:22:30 横槊赋诗 (自从一见桃花后 直至如今更不疑)

    哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈!

    no.1和我心中所想暗合~

  • 小生‖麗花皇宫

    2009-08-03 11:35:37 小生‖麗花皇宫

    真的是好贱哈哈

  • Smilececi

    2009-08-03 14:09:19 Smilececi (斯密勒•凯子)

    哎呀呀 好经典 哈哈

  • Ephemeral

    2009-08-03 14:40:56 Ephemeral

    配chef的那位还真的挂了

  • 潘潘潘

    2009-08-03 14:45:33 潘潘潘 (博观而约取,厚积而薄发)

    我觉得让假意Butters从楼上摔死那集也很经典
    尤其是最后,他爹妈以为他是僵尸而把他锁在地下室,杀死推销员,说了那句:eat alone。。。。

  • senninha

    2009-08-03 14:46:18 senninha (这一年得买多少酒才算够啊!!!)

    马克…………电台头那集居然第一了……

  • 嘴客

    2009-08-03 15:00:16 嘴客 (灯前痨,月下鬼)

    看南方公园真的需要强大的心里承受力

  • 悲酥清风

    2009-08-03 15:54:48 悲酥清风 (亚细亚之瞳)

    mark

  • lungs

    2009-08-03 15:57:23 lungs (Jack the Raper)

    绝对马克之

  • Ska

    2009-08-03 16:31:50 Ska (老子念够了!)

    mark

  • TeaCea

    2009-08-03 16:44:15 TeaCea (don't f**k with me)

    马克马克马赛克

  • sonnet

    2009-08-04 13:39:58 sonnet (秃驴,竟敢跟贫道抢师太 !)

    深刻的同意,除了十二季不出彩,其他的都很出彩。。。包括回归的十三季。。

  • Textile Bird

    2009-08-04 14:02:36 Textile Bird (念去去)

    其实我觉得这些虽然挺好,但其他也都很顽劣

    不是特别突出,不知是谁选出的

  • gipsymoth

    2009-08-04 16:17:34 gipsymoth

    哈哈

  • ET.WS由内而外

    2009-08-04 16:32:20 ET.WS由内而外 (您误会了,火腿国,不是合体国…)

    Screw you guys,I'm going home.

  • Vantasy

    2009-08-06 20:41:25 Vantasy

    刚看了南方公园第九季第八集,two days the day after tomorrow,结尾很有意思,尤其是当cartman站出来说I broke the dam的时候。。

  • Vantasy

    2009-08-06 20:43:42 Vantasy

    刚看了南方公园第九季第八集,two days before the day after tomorrow,结尾很有意思,尤其是当cartman站出来说I broke the dam的时候。。
    纠正。。

  • ET.WS由内而外

    2009-08-07 14:04:41 ET.WS由内而外 (您误会了,火腿国,不是合体国…)

    有一集,Gay老师对着Kyle的“No Way”大吼一声"Yes Way"以反击。。。

  • 金多虾。

    2009-08-11 13:19:32 金多虾。 (how to spell your name?)

    哈哈 mark~

  • James

    2009-08-11 13:23:07 James

    do you wanna get high~~~~

  • 哀磕.锐叩

    2009-08-18 13:44:13 哀磕.锐叩 (有心栽花花无缺,无心插柳柳下惠)

    我猜到了no1

  • zorro

    2009-08-18 13:51:14 zorro (妞豪放啦,哈哈哈哈)

    南方公园绝对神作

  • Sesame

    2009-08-18 17:28:27 Sesame (alien outside the window)

    MOMENT #22
        Cartman addresses Congress about stem cells (Episode 513): After getting tired of finding new ways to kill Kenny in every episode, Trey and Matt decided to kill him for good. Cartman addresses Congress in an attempt to save his friend by convincing them of the merits of stem-cell research. They finally agree after he leads them in a sing-along version of prog supergroup's Asia 1980's classic "Heat of the Moment" -- one of many songs from that era Cartman has an affinity for.
      第22
        Cartman就脊椎细胞问题在国会发言(第五季第13集)。每集都要以不同的方式干掉Kenny,这让Trey and Matt 感到有点腻烦;所以他们决定在这一集把他永远除掉。Cartman为了救他的朋友在国会发言试图让议员相信脊椎细胞研究的价值所在。在Cartman的带领下所有议员唱起了和声版的《激情此刻》,这是超级进步摇滚乐团ASIA1980年的经单曲——也是那个时代中所有歌曲里Cartman亲赖的歌之一。随后,国会便同意了Cartman的提案。
    -----------------------
    stem cell是干细胞的意思-_-

  • 不二喵

    2009-08-18 19:14:10 不二喵 (自己选的路 跪着也要走完)

    我觉得恶搞超人演员那个有点,不好笑。
    其他的都还行。

  • 瘦驴闷蛋

    2009-08-19 09:11:45 瘦驴闷蛋

    内个海豚内集 画面让人不舒服

  • 蓝麦田

    2009-08-20 04:16:24 蓝麦田 (怎样才能不怀旧)

    这个是啥时候评的 评的时候13季是不是还没出来
    不然我觉得13季里说queef那集应该能上榜吧.....= =

  • 双一

    2009-08-22 11:39:41 双一 (Mother3?)

    Mark

    Good Job!

  • kk

    2009-08-26 04:48:29 kk (superjail)

    2009-07-30 00:34:21 Bluesky (To The SKy) 我一直以为chef的配音演员是真的挂掉了。

    他现在确实死了 孟菲斯蓝调男

  • 水壶哥哥

    2009-08-26 10:40:45 水壶哥哥

    我怎么不记得看过排名第一那个?

  • hi,there!

    2009-08-26 11:54:42 hi,there! (@liruqi)

    还能找乐团成员本人配音,T&M好牛逼

  • wroctaw

    2009-09-18 10:43:14 wroctaw (死胖子)

    “我想跪下来,让耶稣爽个痛快!我要感受他那救赎,满布我的脸庞!”
    翻译真牛逼

  • 发条罐子

    2009-09-18 12:09:31 发条罐子 (麻痹 我脑子一片混乱)

    本人配音!!!!我之前还觉得怎么模仿的那么像呢

  • 小天使

    2009-09-25 22:49:49 小天使 (第3章 青豆 已經改變的幾個事實)

    m

  • 果木

    2009-10-03 15:46:32 果木 (ちょ、勘弁して下さいよ...)

    我就知道那集绝对第一……

  • a_faker

    2009-10-07 00:22:08 a_faker

    谢谢lz你太好了

  • 我的马甲

    2009-10-09 17:40:30 我的马甲

    希望以后有更多的经典瞬间~

  • lyons

    2009-10-13 22:11:13 lyons (蒂亚)

    马克

  • 沙漠里的一条腿

    2009-10-14 18:25:11 沙漠里的一条腿 (女人更年要静心)

    排第一的到底是那一集啊?第五季第一集不是屎之诅咒吗???

  • 豹子

    2009-10-14 19:14:40 豹子 (会复活的 大家别着急 等我邀请)

    2009-07-27 01:07:29 蘑古立 (小时候的理想是天文学家)
    毛巾先生怪搞的 他为什么老问 你想爽一下吗?

    因为抽大麻的人high了以后看没抽的人不顺眼 然后就想把所有人都弄high

  • 猫咪

    2009-10-16 23:45:00 猫咪

    我的最爱是TOP1。。哈哈。。。当时的震惊,我一直记得到现在。。哈哈。。。太牛逼了。。
    MOMENT #1
        Cartman feeds Scott Tennerman's parents to him, Radiohead mock him (Episode 501): Cartman seeks revenge on an older student by killing both his parents and feeding them to him in a bowl of chile, as Radiohead (voicing themselves) look on and mock the grieving kid. Cartman had always been a sick kid, but this Jeffrey Dahmer-worthy act launched him into a different stratosphere. Trey and Matt both later claimed this was a key moment in the show's evolution.
      第1
        Cartman让Scott Tennerman吃下自己的父母,Radiohead(英伦摇滚乐团)还在一旁嘲笑他(第五季第1集):Cartman为了报复一个高年级的学生,便杀了他的父母亲做成辣味牛肉豆(墨西哥菜肴,用牛肉、豆子、辣椒粉做成)给他吃。而Radiohead(都由乐团成员本人配音)边看还在一旁边讥笑这个伤心可怜的小子。Cartman一直是个变态小孩,不过这一出与Jeffrey Dahme(声名狼藉的连环杀手,常把受害人残暴肢解然后吃下。)不相上下的杀人戏码使他上升到了一个不同的层次。Trey and Matt随后都声称这是整个剧集变革的关键转折点。


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