大家来看看这两个翻译哪个好！

2009-06-03 10:08:52 来自: 布尔费墨(与其望墙兴叹，不如苦学英文！)

大家来看看这两个翻译哪个好！

原文是英文，在这里：http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Gospel_of_the_Flying_Spaghetti_Monster#The_Eight_.22I.27d_Really_Rather_You_Didn.27ts.22

两个中文版都是散人（http://www.douban.com/people/peak/）翻译的


The Eight "I'd Really Rather You Didn'ts" by Mosey the Pirate Captain
　　莫西船长之八诫
　　
　　1.I'd really rather you didn't act like a sanctimonious holier-than-thou ass when describing my noodly goodness. If some people don't believe in me, that's okay. Really, I'm not that vain. Besides, this isn't about them so don't change the subject.
　　
　　天。吾诚望汝等毋在述及吾面之大德时表现如故作虔诚妄自尊大之蠢驴一般。若有不信吾者亦可，吾亦未虚荣若是。另，此既无关彼等，则无需转换话题。 　　

　　我跟你们说，别在帮我吹牛屄的时候要么溜须舔腚，装瘪犊子，要么刺毛撅腚，吹胡子瞪眼，别人不信拉倒，我还不稀罕他呢。咱现在扯的跟他们没关系，你们也别跟我瞎打岔。
　　　
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　　2.I'd really rather you didn't use my existence as a means to oppress, subjugate, punish, eviscerate, and/or, you know, be mean to others. I don't require sacrifices, and purity is for drinking water, not people.
　　
　　地。吾诚望汝等毋以吾之名义镇压、征服、惩罚、残害他人，且／或与人为恶。吾不求贡品牺牲。洁净乃形容饮水之词，而非适于人众。
　　 　
　　我跟你们说，别以为跟我混了就尿性了，各哪祸害人，舞马长枪的不干好事。我不用你们整啥啥玩意孝敬我。喝的水分干净的埋汰的，人可没那说。
　　　　
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　　3.I'd really rather you didn't judge people for the way they look, or how they dress, or the way they talk, or, well, just play nice, okay? Oh, and get this into your thick heads: woman = person. man = person. Samey = Samey. One is not better than the other, unless we're talking about fashion and I'm sorry, but I gave that to women and some guys who know the difference between teal and fuchsia.
　　
　　玄。吾诚望汝等毋取人以貌，或以服，或以言。或曰，友善待人，可否？又及，牢记如下于心：女人=某人，男人=某人，虾米=虾米。此等未或优于彼等，然若就此论及时尚，则吾为独将其赋予女人及彼等通晓凫蓝与晚樱红区别之男子而深感歉疚。

　　我跟你们说，别整天嫌别人长的坷衬，穿的寒颤，说话土。敞亮的待人，行不 ？还有啊，都给我记住喽：女银是银，男银也是银，其他的都不是银。没啥高地贵贱的，你要非跟我掰扯，对不住，我就把臭美的本事传给女的和那些会浪的男的了，咋地吧？
　
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　　4.I'd really rather you didn't indulge in conduct that offends yourself, or your willing, consenting partner of legal age AND mental maturity. As for anyone who might object, I think the expression is "go fuck yourself," unless they find that offensive in which case they can turn off the TV for once and go on a walk for a change.
　　
　　黄。吾诚望汝等毋迁就于同意汝达法定年龄且心智成熟之伴侣违逆汝或汝意愿之行为。或有违逆者，且不知其行为之令人不快并关闭电视外出散步，吾以为当回敬曰“去插汝自身可也”。

　　　　
　　我跟你们说，别可着你家谁谁磋磨你，大家都老大不小的了，啥事都得咱自己乐意。要是谁不知道好歹，让他关了电视出去遛腿去，他要不干，告诉他操自己得了。

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　　5.I'd really rather you didn't challenge the bigoted, misogynistic, hateful ideas of others on an empty stomach. Eat, then go after the bastards.
　　
　　宇。吾诚望汝等毋空腹单挑他人之固执己见，憎恨异性，及其它若是之观念，食后再与彼等庶子计较不迟。

　　我跟你们说，别没事欠儿欠儿的穷撩呲那些拔犟眼子的隔路货，等真到吃饱了撑的没事干，闲得蛋疼的时候，再去跟他们较劲儿去。

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　　6.I'd really rather you didn't build multi-million dollar synagogues / churches / temples / mosques / shrines to my noodly goodness when the money could be better spent (take your pick):
　　A.Ending poverty
　　B.Curing diseases
　　C.Living in peace, loving with passion, and lowering the cost of cable
　　I might be a complex-carbohydrate omniscient being, but I enjoy the simple things in life. I ought to know. I AM the creator.
　　
　　宙。吾诚望汝等毋为吾面条之大德，在有如下更善之选择时诉诸金钱于建造奢靡之会堂/教庭/庙宇/圣寺/神龛：
　　甲。消弭贫困
　　乙。治疗瘟疫
　　丙。平静生活，激情恋爱，及降低网费
　　吾或为复杂醣质之全知生物，然吾生性淡泊。吾当知，吾即造物主。
　　
　　我跟你们说，别骗着俩钱儿就对我感恩戴德，这儿张罗给我盖个庙，那儿寻思给我砌间堂的，扯那犊子干啥呀？你有那钱你打发叫花子，送给遭瘟的，要么留着慢慢花，或者泡个妞上个网啥的不比这强？是，我这个万能神也是肉长的，但我不待见那些花里胡哨的玩意，我他妈是造物主，要啥没有？

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　　7.I'd really rather you didn't go around telling people I talk to you. You're not that interesting. Get over yourself. And I told you to love your fellow man, can't you take a hint?
　　
　　洪。吾诚望汝等毋逢人即言吾曾会于汝。汝尚未有趣若是。超越汝身。吾曰爱汝同侪，尚未领会否？

　　我跟你们说，别逮谁跟谁瞎白话，说我召见你了，你美呀？有点正事儿吧。我让你对你那帮哥们好点，你咋就磨不过来弯儿呢？

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　　8.I'd really rather you didn't do unto others as you would have them do unto you if you are into, um, stuff that uses a lot of leather/lubricant/vaseline. If the other person is into it, however (pursuant to #4), then have at it, take pictures, and for the love of Mike, wear a CONDOM! Honestly, it's a piece of rubber. If I didn't want it to feel good when you did it I would have added spikes, or something.
　　
　　荒。吾诚望汝等毋于需汝或彼戴皮革/润滑油/凡士林所造之物方面做己所不欲，勿施于人之举。即便如此（依据《黄》例之款），行事，拍照，看在吾面神之面，务须戴套！诚然，其不过一橡胶而。若汝戴之而吾不欲汝得好生享受，早已将长钉或它物生于其上。

　　我跟你们说，别在干那事的时候想一出是一出的，皮鞭滴蜡润滑油那玩意你想玩，人家可指不定。话说回来，要是对方也好这口那就另当别论了，该咋办事儿咋办事儿，想拍照片儿就拍照片儿，但是你们得给我点儿面子，得带着套套干！其实那玩意不就个胶皮套子么。我要诚心不让你们得劲，给你们那话儿上长俩钉子你们不也得受着？　

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