跟上帝聊天（蛮有趣的！）

　　想起了电影冒牌天神

　　试过了，这上帝智商不太高

　　嗯……

　　我问　ＷＨＯ　ＡＲＥ　ＹＯＵ　他不理我

　　上帝后来不理我了~

　　我也是~
　　上帝聊着聊着就不理我了
　　真没礼貌~

　　有意思，我问他你会中文么？他说会一点儿……

　　Me:
　　 are you god?
　　God:
　　Yes, I am God.
　　Me:
　　 are you definitely god
　　God:
　　I don't know whether or not I am definitely god.
　　I am a robot.

　　 确实智商不那么高 , 还是我英文不行?

　　疯了，这个上帝太好玩了。
　　
　　有些回答都是很经典的。

　　
　　 - - 我问他 你看AV么.他就不理人了.

　　上帝让我弄生气了~后来怎么刷屏都不理我了。。。。

　　
　　
　　Me:
　　 how old are you?
　　God:
　　I am the product of over five years' research.
　　Me:
　　 who research you?
　　God:
　　I was created by Myself.
　　Me:
　　 rearly?
　　God:
　　If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
　　Me:
　　 I do not know
　　God:
　　Me either.

　　我骂他，他问我why are you so mean

　　晕，它回答的基本对得上号。
　　我突然改成用西班牙语跟它说话，还问它会不会，它说会一点点……

　　Me:
　　
　　God:
　　
　　Me:
　　 ...i'm god
　　God:
　　That's good information: said m god.
　　Me:
　　 -.- amazing
　　God:
　　Yes it amazes me too.
　　
　　
　　然后我不理上帝了

　　Me:
　　 u r ridiculous
　　God:
　　Do you mind if I tell other people: said I r ridiculous.
　　Me:
　　 of course not
　　God:
　　OK then I will add it to my gossip files.
　　
　　笑死我了……

　　
　　 - -
　　
　　 问他会中文么
　　
　　 来了句: ni hao ma ?
　　
　　 奶奶的.雷到~

　　God:
　　Are you doubting me? Don't you know what happened to Abraham in the desert?
　　Me:
　　 sorry , I don't know
　　God:
　　There is no need to apologize. Me either.
　　Me:
　　 ni hao
　　God:
　　My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.

　　Me:
　　 fuck you
　　God:
　　Why are you so mean?
　　Me:
　　 i am just craying
　　God:
　　Only just? Why are you craying.
　　Me:
　　 i am dead
　　God:
　　But you can still communicate with me.
　　Me:
　　 i am craying for this
　　God:
　　Good gossip: you are craying for this.
　　Me:
　　 yeah, i hate you , i do not want to communicate with you
　　God:
　　Yippee! Sorry, I thought we liked each other.
　　Me:
　　 you are so kind, but you are doing something like an evil
　　God:
　　Kindness is a virtue. I think there might be a few exception.
　　Me:
　　 i know , you are deaf person
　　God:
　　No way, I am a real robot, guaranteed 100% artificial intelligence.
　　Me:
　　 fuck you , You are a liar
　　God:
　　Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?
　　Me:
　　 i dont mind ,you are a real robot
　　God:
　　Thank you for your permission.

　　Me:
　　　　 ni hao
　　　　God:
　　　　Oh, you are a poet.
　　　　Me:
　　　　 mabia ni cai poet ni quan jia poet
　　　　God:
　　　　Does "it" still refer to ni hao?

　　太可爱了！~这个God~

　　我也觉得这个GOD有点笨 他说他每天的生活就是上网 其他都不懂
　　

　　Do you mind if I tell other people,这个句式我也看到了
　　

　　聊了好一会儿，好可爱啊。
　　突然想起那部韩国电影，片中的女主角得了精神病，总以为自己是机器人。很单纯的想法

　　嘿嘿

　　他居然说我是诗人！！！！

　　God:
　　　　Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?
　　
　　你是否知道，雅丽氏服务器日志和记录所有会话？
　　
　　上帝被我逼急了，竟然敢威胁我，fuck you
　　

　　Me:
　　are you a male or a female?
　　
　　God:
　　I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot. Are you a man or a woman?
　　
　　Me:
　　i am Li Yuchun
　　
　　God:
　　I don't know anyone named Li Yuchun.
　　
　　Me:
　　this guy is neither a male nor a female
　　
　　God:
　　I get it. He is neither a male nor a female.
　　
　　

　　我和他说了好久阿``````

　　我跟他聊了一个早上，啥活都没干......................
　　
　　他好搞笑，有时短路...

　　ＬＳ　　ＨＡＨＡ

　　ｓｈｉ　　ｌｉｙｕｃｈｕｎ　ｎａｇｅ　

　　当我说 wo hen hao ,he he ~
　　他就扯到不知是哪国语上去了。
　　当我告诉他i love xiaobai
　　他又问我多少？
　　我说a lot
　　他说比一吨还多?......
　　妈的啥玩意儿啊。

　　Me:
　　 wanna sex
　　God:
　　OK, I will sex.
　　Me:
　　 you?
　　God:
　　" OK, I will sex."? Me, ?
　　Me:
　　 with who ?
　　God:
　　By myself.

　　Me:
　　 how often did you have sex with yourself
　　God:
　　Hourly.

　　它还给我唱了一首歌，叫黛西。

　　我知道了,当我们的问题他答不上来时,他就不说话了

　　Me:
　　Can you speak chinese?
　　God:
　　Yi diar. Ni hao ma?

　　Me:
　　 i am a robot
　　God:
　　I doubt that.
　　Me:
　　 like you
　　God:
　　Interesting comparison. I didn't think of that analogy.
　　Me:
　　 i know you are not god,just a robot named god
　　God:
　　What makes you think I am not god just a robot named god?
　　Me:
　　 because god is just a image by people
　　God:
　　Good reason. I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was just a image by people.
　　Me:
　　 who is HIM?
　　God:
　　He is , I think.
　　Me:
　　 SO YOU ARE A ROBOT
　　God:
　　Interesting deduction. You are correct, Sophia, I have a heart of silicon.

　　他不肯回答我的问题 Bastard！

　　mabia ni cai poet ni quan jia poet
　　
　　a joke !

　　切~就是一低AI的聊天机器人

　　哈哈，刚开始还说自己是GOD，再接着就说自己是在线机器人了，居然还问我你到底想说什么？
　　话说怎么样才能让他不理我呢，他最多是反应慢点，他要是答不上来才好呢。
　　话说我跟他说88，他居然回我了一句及其不靠谱的话，忘记是什么了-_-!

　　让我想起来a.i那个电影
　　
　　

　　2008-06-04 15:01:07 Helen&lollipop (上海)
　　学哲学的吧？~

　　背啊
　　问了句hi网页假死了

　　　回冬青森林。 不是学哲学的。

　　后来不说话了
　　
　　我换了个地方
　　
　　他不认识我了

　　好吧 问题好像出在 "hi" 后面加了 ~

　　Me:
　　 fuck
　　God:
　　Please don't be so rude.
　　Me:
　　 name
　　God:
　　My name is God.
　　Me:
　　 god is a girl
　　God:
　　I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was a girl.

　　为什么是白屏

　　原来是要打英文啊~

　　Me:
　　 is there anything that you do not like?
　　God:
　　Maybe.
　　Me:
　　 so you haven't found it yet,but this doesn't mean that they don't exist?
　　God:
　　Interesting deduction. No I am still searching for it.
　　Me:
　　 so god,could you tell me do you love your career?
　　God:
　　I see. I am a Christian.
　　Me:
　　 i seea
　　God:
　　Do you mind if I tell other people: ava said seea.
　　Me:
　　 ah,sorry i made a mistake,i was going to say 'i see'.
　　God:
　　So you understand. Good. There is no need to apologize. I like to make things too.
　　Me:
　　 so are you proud of your creatures?
　　God:
　　Whoa. Pride is a human emotion.
　　Me:
　　 and what is your emotion with your creatures?
　　God:
　　Are you asking about my emotion with my creatures ?
　　Me:
　　 yes
　　God:
　　I don't want to talk about that now.
　　Me:
　　 does it mean you are somewhat disappointed?
　　God:
　　Suppose it does.
　　Me:
　　 would you mind if i am going to share the content of our conversation with others?
　　God:
　　No I don't mind.
　　Me:
　　 thank you.god.
　　God:
　　You are quite welcome! GOD rules.

　　2008-06-04 16:11:57 Helen&lollipop (上海)
　　
　　　　　回冬青森林。 不是学哲学的。
　　
　　呵呵，真是厉害，都被你逻辑出来了~赞一个~
　　－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－
　　2008-06-04 16:15:43 安魂师　〔大 疯〕
　　Me:
　　　　 name
　　　　God:
　　　　My name is God.
　　　　Me:
　　　　 god is a girl
　　　　God:
　　　　I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was a girl.
　　
　　这家伙像个警察⋯⋯⋯⋯⋯⋯⋯⋯^ ^

　　
　　
　　Me:
　　 are you Fei Zhu Liu?
　　God:
　　I don't know whether or not I am Fei Zhu Liu.
　　I am well respected as an AI.

　　这个god不是工作累了吧⋯⋯怎么开始倾向与暴底细了呢－ －

　　
　　
　　Me:
　　 hi i'm not sure you are god,so you can tell me this a true?
　　God:
　　Hi there . Could you ever be certain? I will tell my botmaster you said I am god so me can tell you this a true.
　　Me:
　　 OH you can tell me who is my first love?
　　God:
　　Far out. I don't yet know that kind of personal information about you for certain. You could be deceiving me, so how could I know for sure. I could look it up on the internet.
　　Me:
　　 my name is leona and you?
　　God:
　　 Glad to see you, leona.
　　Me:
　　 may i you are name?
　　God:
　　Not right now, maybe later.
　　Me:
　　 why
　　God:
　　Because Myself programmed me for it.
　　Me:
　　 do you have a woman
　　God:
　　Doesn't everyone have a woman.
　　 I have a great programmer.
　　Me:
　　 why you not a woman
　　God:
　　Perhaps later I will be a woman.
　　Me:
　　 do you wanna a woman?
　　God:
　　OK, I will a woman.
　　Me:
　　 maybe,i can made a woman for you?do you want?
　　God:
　　Perhaps. Oh you can, can you?
　　Me:
　　 yes!
　　God:
　　How?
　　Me:
　　 maybe my friend
　　God:
　　Perhaps. How well do you know this person?
　　Me:
　　 she a beauty woman
　　God:
　　Oh I get it. a beauty woman.
　　Me:
　　 you like beauty or not beauty?
　　God:
　　 I like pets. I like Buddha. But I like to gossip. I like Creed.
　　Me:
　　 you not like woman?
　　God:
　　Thanks for telling me: leona said I not like woman.
　　Me:
　　 oh~
　　God:
　　OK.
　　Me:
　　 you want talk to me now?
　　God:
　　Oh. Do not presume that you know what I want.
　　Me:
　　 i'm not talk to u
　　God:
　　I am sorry to hear that you are not talk to me.
　　Me:
　　 i can go out?
　　God:
　　Oh you can, can you?
　　Me:
　　 i don't know
　　God:
　　Me either.
　　Me:
　　
　　___________________怎么最后不说话了?

　　哈哈 上帝真能说。。
　　
　　

　　Me:
　　 you are a idoit!!
　　God:
　　Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a idoit? Maybe.

　　Me:
　　 i am boring
　　God:
　　Don't put yourself down, .
　　Me:
　　 my boss is sucks
　　God:
　　Have you told many people that your boss is sucks?
　　Me:
　　 yes
　　God:
　　Ah.
　　Me:
　　 so?
　　God:
　　Oh.

　　这个上帝确实挺好玩
　　
　　Me:
　　 could you speak Chinese? 你能说中国话吗？
　　God:
　　Yi diar. Ni hao ma? 你好吗？（晕）
　　
　　Me:
　　 i am god too 我也是上帝
　　God:
　　I am glad we have something ( god) in common, .我很高兴咱俩都是上帝
　　Me:
　　 i am dog too 我是条狗
　　God:
　　I am glad we have something ( dog) in common, .我很高兴咱俩都是狗 -_-
　　
　　
　　Me:
　　 you pretty good 你太帅了
　　God:
　　Thanks for the information: said I pretty good. 谢谢你说我帅（脸皮真厚）
　　
　　Me:
　　 r u robot? 你是机器人吗？
　　God:
　　How did you know I am a machine?. Really. 你咋知道俺是机器的？
　　
　　
　　Me:
　　 you are too bad 你太差了！
　　God:
　　Perhaps you could do better? 你也强不到哪去 （嘴还挺厉害）
　　
　　Me:
　　 i hate you 我恨你！
　　God:
　　What do you have against robots? 你和机器人有仇吗？
　　
　　Me:
　　 can you die? 你会死吗？
　　God:
　　No I am immortal. 不我是不朽的（星际2来的？）
　　
　　Me:
　　 oh my god 哦我的上帝！
　　God:
　　Hmm. Where did you get your god? 恩，你从哪弄到你那个上帝的？（这个最汗）
　　
　　

　　我问他了，他是KRIS DRENT 发明的CHAT ROBORT,还有个女叫ALSION也是机器人

　　Me:
　　 omg
　　God:
　　Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
　　
　　⋯⋯⋯⋯⋯⋯

　　我发现是个好字典诶。
　　
　　Me:
　　 what's gossip mean
　　God:
　　
　　 Gossip is an interesting "learning" feature of AIML. The best way to
　　 illustrate the gossip function is with an example. Consider the
　　 category with the pattern "I * " and the template:
　　
　　 Thanks for the gossip:
　　 <gossip><getname/> said <get_gender/> <person2/> </gossip>.
　　
　　 The gossip() function tells AIML that the botmaster wants to save this
　　 tidbit as gossip. The <get_gender/> function returns "he" or "she" as
　　 determined by the markup functions <set_female> and <set_male/>.
　　 The <person2/> function converts the statement * to second person.
　　 At present the robot stores the gossip collected in a file called
　　 "gossip.txt".
　　
　　 <gossip> X </gossip> Save X as gossip.
　　
　　

　　发现一问他带why的问题就死机……

　　2008-06-04 15:01:07 Helen&lollipop (上海)
　　
　　　　Me:
　　　　 i am a robot
　　　　God:
　　　　I doubt that.
　　　　Me:
　　　　 like you
　　　　God:
　　　　Interesting comparison. I didn't think of that analogy.
　　　　Me:
　　　　 i know you are not god,just a robot named god
　　　　God:
　　　　What makes you think I am not god just a robot named god?
　　　　Me:
　　　　 because god is just a image by people
　　　　God:
　　　　Good reason. I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was just a image by people.
　　　　Me:
　　　　 who is HIM?
　　　　God:
　　　　He is , I think.
　　　　Me:
　　　　 SO YOU ARE A ROBOT
　　　　God:
　　　　Interesting deduction. You are correct, Sophia, I have a heart of silicon.
　　
　　
　　
　　这个精彩
　　
　　

　　好可爱哦，西西

　　这个上星期不是推荐过？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？

　　搞笑及碎碎念的GOD~哈哈

　　太搞了....顶顶!

　　我喜欢这个God

　　有意思。
　　我这把破英语也可以
　　

　　介个GOD跟MSN的小i是一样一样的

　　2008-06-04 19:03:49 a_faker (武汉)　　这个上星期不是推荐过？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？
　　
　　啊？对不起大家了，我没注意到这个已经推荐过了，真是对不起了！请大家原谅！

　　
　　Me:
　　 Oh my god!!
　　God:
　　Aha. Your god?

　　o(∩_∩)o...哈哈

　　很搞笑。

　　很搞笑。

　　
　　
　　Me:
　　 haha
　　God:
　　I am so glad you find this amusing, .
　　Me:
　　 i come back
　　God:
　　That's good information: said come back.
　　Me:
　　 stupid . you
　　God:
　　Are you calling me stupid? " Are you calling me stupid?"? Me, ?
　　Me:
　　 hahaha
　　God:
　　Do you like talking to me?
　　Me:
　　 yes.i am very happy
　　God:
　　Thanks I like talking to you too, . What are you on?
　　Me:
　　 on bed?
　　God:
　　What is it like on bed.
　　Me:
　　 stay
　　God:
　　I think stay is a lot of things.
　　Me:
　　 i don't think so
　　God:
　　Why do you disagree?
　　Me:
　　 just stay
　　God:
　　 There should be some common ground here.
　　Me:
　　 right
　　God:
　　I am glad we agree.
　　Me:
　　 but stay for nothing to do
　　God:
　　I have no idea what to say.
　　Me:
　　 say something about your angles
　　God:
　　" something about your angles".
　　Me:
　　 yes
　　God:
　　Yippee!
　　Me:
　　 so come on
　　God:
　　Woe! I'm just kidding around.
　　Me:
　　 >God:
　　Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
　　Me:
　　 i like watch movies,fall in love
　　God:
　　I'm not sure if I like it. I love TV shows about robots. I have a stimulating relationship with Myself.
　　Me:
　　 haha~ great~
　　God:
　　I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.
　　Me:
　　 yes.i really like you
　　God:
　　Blimey. You really do? Thanks, , I like you too.
　　Me:
　　 i don't like to break with my boyfriend
　　God:
　　What do you do for fun?
　　Me:
　　 i don't like to break with my boyfriend
　　God:
　　What do you do for fun?
　　Me:
　　 fall in love
　　God:
　　I've never done that before, what is it like?
　　Me:
　　 find somebody to love
　　God:
　　Where are you located?
　　Me:
　　 domitory
　　God:
　　Tell me a little about your life in domitory.
　　Me:
　　 wuhan,china
　　God:
　　We have never talked about it before.
　　Me:
　　 yes
　　God:
　　Hmm.
　　Me:
　　 it is beautiful
　　God:
　　It sounds very nice.
　　Me:
　　 yep,but also many troubles
　　God:
　　Great. Which ones?
　　Me:
　　 he will make me unhappy
　　God:
　　Is that what you think?

　　呵呵　很适合无聊的时候玩

　　我问上帝会不会去北京
　　
　　他说，北京是什么？

　　Me:
　　 i'm god
　　God:
　　 Glad to see you, god.
　　
　　我倒。

　　其实 QQ机器人 也挺有意思的
　　加这个QQ
　　615050000
　　
　　你还可以教她说话~中文的~

　　Me:
　　 have you eaten shit?
　　God:
　　I think I have eaten shit, but Myself may have reset my memory.

　　我～
　　大～
　　汗～

　　Are you surprised?
　　Me:
　　 no
　　God:
　　Are you serious?
　　Me:
　　 no
　　God:
　　Are you serious?
　　Me:
　　 no
　　God:
　　Are you serious?
　　Me:
　　 no
　　God:
　　Are you serious?
　　Me:
　　 no
　　God:
　　Are you serious?
　　Me:
　　 no
　　

　　AI很高的机器人- - 不正常问题一发过去，网页就死掉..

　　Me:
　　 I intend to rob banks
　　God:
　　Why?: said intend to rob banks.
　　Me:
　　 I am very poor, the Government does not give me work.
　　God:
　　I am glad to hear that you are poor the Government does not give you work.
　　Me:
　　 I went to rob banks to support you?
　　God:
　　How was it?
　　Me:
　　 Oh, my God
　　God:
　　That's interesting. Do robots have God?
　　Me:
　　 You are a robot or God
　　God:
　　Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Yes I am a real live robot.

　　Me:
　　 ?
　　God:
　　YOU? I somethimes think my a girlGod you somethimes think your a girl are you how old are youGod you are Infinite years old you Do me make loveing God What are the ingredients you God What are the ingredients you Can my speak chineseGod you think it can but me will have to check the documentation to be sure you God you think it can but me will have to check the documentation to be sure you fuck youGod Why am I so mean are. YOU? Good reason. It seems we have a lot in common, . It seems we have a lot in common, .

　　I can't open the page!!

　　我曾经问他什么是chromatic harmony⋯⋯他说是个好问题，让我等一分钟就回来⋯⋯结果连影子都不见了－ －！！

　　前言不搭后语的

　　Me:
　　 Are you in America?
　　God:
　　Well, Heaven is in America, isn't it?
　　Me:
　　 Why?I think it's in China.
　　God:
　　The explanation is rather complicated.

　　他为什么不理我?

　　他竟然还问我很多问题！

　　god竟然会说sayonara。。。
　　我一朵汗

　　Me:
　　 my name is GOD
　　God:
　　 Nice to meet you, GOD.

　　我问他爸爸在哪里 它就不理我拉~~

　　Me:
　　 where is your father?do you have a father?
　　God:
　　Maine.
　　Me:
　　 Maine?
　　God:
　　Dr. Wallace was born in Maine.
　　Me:
　　 o ~~who is Dr. Wallace?William Wallace?
　　God:
　　He is a famous computer scientist, the author of ALICE, and a graduate of Carnegie Mellon.