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jinning53

来自: jinning53 2010-07-28 08:34:32

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  • jinning53 2010-07-30 17:00:59

    美剧绝望的主妇Desperate Housewives英文对白

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    My name is Mary Alice Young.

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    When you read this morning's paper, you may come across an article

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    about the unusual day I had last week.

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    Normally, there's never anything newsworthy about my life,

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    but that all changed last thursday.

  • jinning53 2010-08-02 06:28:09

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    Of course, everything seemed quite normal at first.

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    I made breakfast for my family.

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    I performed my chores.

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    I completed my projects.

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    I ran my errands.


    美剧绝望的主妇Desperate Housewives英文对白

  • jinning53 2010-08-04 07:16:34

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    In truth, I spent the day as I spent every other day --

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    quietly polishing the routine of my life until it gleamed with perfection.

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    That's why it was so astonishing when I decided to go to my hallway closet

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    and retrieve a revolver that had never been used.

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    My body was discovered by my neighbor mrs. Martha Huber,



    美剧绝望的主妇Desperate Housewives英文对白

  • 大怂特怂怂包子

    大怂特怂怂包子 2010-08-04 07:20:07

  • jinning53 2010-08-06 18:57:52

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    who had been startled by a strange popping sound.

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    Her curiosity aroused,

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    mrs. Huber tried to think of a reason for dropping in on me unannounced.

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    After some initial hesitation,

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    she decided to return the blender she had borrowed from me six months before.



    美剧绝望的主妇Desperate Housewives英文对白

  • jinning53 2010-08-08 06:43:59

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    It's my neighbor. I think she's been shot.

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    There's blood everywhere.

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    Yes. You've got to send an ambulance. You've got to send one right now.

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    And for a moment,

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    mrs. Huber stood motionless in her kitchen,


    美剧绝望的主妇Desperate Housewives英文对白

  • jinning53 2010-08-09 06:38:31

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    grief-stricken by this senseless tragedy...

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    But only for a moment.

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    If there was one thing mrs. Huber was known for,

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    it was her ability to look on the bright side.

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    I was laid to rest on a monday.


    美剧绝望的主妇Desperate Housewives英文对白

  • CaptainⓋ

    CaptainⓋ (reMak!ng) 2010-08-09 08:13:13

    我喜欢这种广告……^_^

  • jinning53 2010-08-13 07:05:23

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    After the funeral, all the residents of wisteria lane came to pay their respects.

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    And, as people do in these situations, they brought food.

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    Lynette Scavo brought fried chicken.

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    Lynette had a great family recipe for fried chicken.

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    Of course, she didn't cook much while she was moving up the corporate ladder.



    美剧绝望的主妇Desperate Housewives英文对白

  • jinning53 2010-08-14 06:56:52

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    She didn't have the time.

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    But when her doctor announced Lynette was pregnant,

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    her husband Tom had an idea.

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    "Why not quit your job?

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    "Kids do better with stay-at-home moms. It would be so much less stressful."



    美剧绝望的主妇Desperate Housewives英文对白

  • jinning53 2010-08-16 20:05:24

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    But this was not the case.

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    In fact, Lynette's life had become so hectic,

    43
    she was now forced to get her fried chicken from a fast-food restaurant.

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    Lynette would have appreciated the irony if she stopped to think about it,

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    but she couldn't. She didn't have the time.



    美剧绝望的主妇Desperate Housewives英文对白

  • jinning53 2010-08-20 06:15:23

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    - Stop it !
    - But, mom!

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    No,

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    you are going to behave today.

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    I am not going to be humiliated in front of the entire neighborhood.

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    And just so you know how serious I am...


    美剧绝望的主妇Desperate Housewives英文对白

  • 九尾人柱力

    九尾人柱力 (I'm on the right track) 2010-08-20 06:33:44

    M

  • per

    per (呼呼大睡?虎虎生威?) 2010-08-20 08:01:13

    m

  • jinning53 2010-08-22 18:07:31

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    what's that?

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    Santa's cell phone number.

    53
    How'd you get that?

    54
    I know someone who knows someone who knows an elf,

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    and if any of you acts up, so help me, I will call Santa,


    美剧绝望的主妇Desperate Housewives英文对白

  • [已注销] 2010-08-22 18:44:04

    还好还好!!!当年成长的烦恼是看的中文版啊。。。。。英文版的不好笑。。。

  • 雯大雯。

    雯大雯。 (你叫我的名字像夏天。) 2010-08-23 14:29:04

  • jinning53 2010-08-26 05:45:40

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    and I will tell him you want socks for Christmas.

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    You willing to risk that?

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    Okay. Let's get this over with.

    59
    Gabrielle Solis, who lives down the block,

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    brought a spicy paella.

    美剧绝望的主妇Desperate Housewives英文对白

  • jinning53 2010-08-27 02:35:58

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    Since her modeling days in New York,

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    Gabrielle had developed a taste for rich food...

    63
    and rich men.

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    Carlos, who worked in mergersnd acquisitions,

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    proposed on their third date.


    美剧绝望的主妇Desperate Housewives英文对白

  • 菡子

    菡子 (2010,改变) 2010-08-27 09:09:15

    so nice! thank you!

  • jinning53 2010-08-29 06:51:35

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    Gabrielle was touched when tears welled up in his eyes,

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    but she soon discovered this happened

    68
    every time Carlos closed the big deal.

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    Gabrielle liked her paella piping hot.

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    However, her relationship with her husband was considerably cooler.



    美剧绝望的主妇Desperate Housewives英文对白

  • Jason yang

    Jason yang (神经质儿童) 2010-08-29 09:02:12

    Mark ,good one

  • jinning53 2010-08-30 06:29:27

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    If you talk to Al Mason at this thing,

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    I want you to casually mention how much I paid for your necklace.

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    He let me know how much he paid for his wife's new convertible.

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    Why don't I just pin the receipt to my chest?

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    Look, just work it into the conversation.


    美剧绝望的主妇Desperate Housewives英文对白

  • jinning53 2010-08-30 17:05:55

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    There's no way I can just work that in, Carlos.

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    Why not?

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    At the Donoghue party, everyone was talking mutual funds,

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    and you found a way to mention you slept with half the Yankee outfield.

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    I'm telling you, it came up in the context of the conversation.



    美剧绝望的主妇Desperate Housewives英文对白

  • jinning53 2010-09-01 07:48:11

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    Hey, people are starting to stare. Can you keep your voice down, please?

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    Absolutely. We wouldn't want them to think we're not happy.

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    Bree van de Kamp, who lives next door,

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    brought baskets of muffins she baked from scratch.

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    Bree was known for her cooking,


    美剧绝望的主妇Desperate Housewives英文对白

  • jinning53 2010-09-02 04:14:26

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    and for making her own clothes,

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    and for doing her own gardening,

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    and for reupholstering her own furniture.

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    Yes, Bree's many talents were known throughout the neighborhood,

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    and everyone on Wisteria lane thought of Bree as the perfect wife and mother.



    美剧绝望的主妇Desperate Housewives英文对白

  • 三顺

    三顺 (期待 一帆风顺) 2010-09-03 00:07:44

    good

  • jinning53 2010-09-03 21:26:35

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    Everyone, that is, except her own family.

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    Paul. Zachary.

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    Hello, mrs. Van De Kamp.

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    Bree, you shouldn't have gone to all this trouble.

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    It was no trouble at all.


    美剧绝望的主妇Desperate Housewives英文对白

  • jinning53 2010-09-05 08:59:06

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    Now, the basket with the red ribbon is filled with desserts for your guests,

    97
    but the one with the blue ribbon is just for you and Zachary.

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    It's got rolls, muffins, breakfast-type things.

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    Thank you.

    100
    Well, the least I could do is


    美剧绝望的主妇Desperate Housewives英文对白

  • 森大妈采花

    森大妈采花 (再牛逼的香水也干不过韭菜盒子。) 2010-09-05 09:32:31

    mark

  • jinning53 2010-09-05 18:28:51

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    make sure you boys had a decent meal to look forward to in the morning.

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    I know you're out of your minds with grief.

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    Yes, we are.

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    Of course, I will need the baskets back once you're done.

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    Of course.


    美剧绝望的主妇Desperate Housewives英文对白

  • jinning53 2010-09-10 20:36:44

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    Susan Mayer, who lives across the street,

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    brought macaroni and cheese.

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    Her husband Carl always teased her about her macaroni,

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    saying it was the only thing she knew how to cook,

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    and she rarely made it well.


    美剧绝望的主妇Desperate Housewives英文对白

  • jinning53 2010-09-12 14:03:22

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    It was too salty the night she and Carl moved into their house.

    112
    It was too watery the night she found lipstick on Carl's shirt.

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    She burned it the night carl told her he was leaving her for his secretary.

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    A year had passed since the divorce.

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    Susan had started to think how nice it would be to have a man in her life,



    美剧绝望的主妇Desperate Housewives英文对白

  • jinning53 2010-09-15 20:42:14

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    even one who would make fun of her cooking.

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    Mom... why would someone kill themselves?

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    Well... sometimes people are so unhappy,

    119
    they think that's the only way they can solve their problems.

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    But mrs. Young always seemed happy.



    美剧绝望的主妇Desperate Housewives英文对白

  • [已注销]

    [已注销] 2010-09-16 18:59:09

    老友记看不了!

  • jinning53 2010-09-18 07:23:02

    老友记可以下载看

  • mika

    mika 2010-09-18 10:11:49

    很好 谢谢lz
    只是有点少啊 希望能找到更多的
    我也提供一个http://www.tudou.com/home/xifancake

  • jinning53 2010-09-19 07:53:19

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    Yeah, sometimes people pretend to be one way on the outside when they're totally different on the inside.

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    Oh, you mean like how dad's girlfriend always smiling and says nice things,

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    but deep down, you just know she's a bitch?

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    I don't like that word, Julie.

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    But, yeah, that's a great example.



    美剧绝望的主妇Desperate Housewives英文对白

  • jinning53 2010-09-19 18:35:59

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    Hey, what's going on? Sorry I'm late.

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    Hi, susan.

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    Hey. So, what did Carl say when you confronted him?

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    You'll love this. He said...

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    "it doesn't mean anything. It was just sex."


    美剧绝望的主妇Desperate Housewives英文对白

  • 宋过来    ♥

    宋过来 ♥ 2010-09-19 18:36:56

    M

  • 小黑怕热

    小黑怕热 (suffering···) 2010-09-19 19:03:43

    m

  • jinning53 2010-09-20 17:10:37

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    Ah, yes, page one of the philanderer's handbook.

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    Yeah, and then he got this zen look on his face, and he said, "you know, Susan,

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    most men live lives of quiet desperation."

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    Please tell me you punched him.

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    No, I said, "really? And what do most women lead


    美剧绝望的主妇Desperate Housewives英文对白

  • Fave Young

    Fave Young (carnival,carnevale...original) 2010-09-20 23:54:36

    一定要馬

  • Lori

    Lori (那就这样了吧) 2010-09-20 23:56:20

  • jinning53 2010-09-23 09:47:36

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    lives of noisy fulfillment?"

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    Hmm. Good for you.

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    I mean, of all people, did he have to bang his secretary? I had that woman over for brunch.

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    It's like my grandmother always said -- an erect penis doesn't have a conscience.

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    Even the limp ones aren't that ethical.


    美剧绝望的主妇Desperate Housewives英文对白

  • 小五

    小五 (你的微笑,你的支持,你的拥抱) 2010-09-23 12:31:22

    m

  • jinning53 2010-09-24 16:32:33

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    This is half the reason I joined the NRA.

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    Well, when Rex started going to those medical conferences,

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    I wanted it in the back of his mind that he had a loving wife at home

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    with a loaded Smith & Wesson.

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    Lynnie, Tom's always away on business. Do you ever worry he might?



    美剧绝望的主妇Desperate Housewives英文对白

  • 老末

    老末 (初念浅,转念深) 2010-09-24 17:11:50

    MARK

  • jinning53 2010-09-25 09:03:18

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    Oh, please, the man's gotten me pregnant three times in four years.

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    I wish he was having sex with someone else.

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    So, Susan, is he going to stop seeing that woman?

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    I don't know.

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    I'm sorry, you guys. I just...


    美剧绝望的主妇Desperate Housewives英文对白

  • MilkEver

    MilkEver (最後只好躺下來_(:з」∠)_~❀) 2010-09-25 09:08:52

    !!!

  • janzhangc

    janzhangc (手贱党) 2010-09-25 09:13:17

    太好了…一直在找…

  • QT@发奋涂墙!

    QT@发奋涂墙! 2010-09-25 16:24:36

    Really?我看到的怎么都是大热门剧。。。

  • MilkEver

    MilkEver (最後只好躺下來_(:з」∠)_~❀) 2010-09-25 20:04:56

    M!!!!!!!

  • FlorenceSong

    FlorenceSong (优秀源自于自律) 2010-09-25 20:09:46

    还行

  • 朱彤

    朱彤 (人生是一场修行。) 2010-09-25 20:41:22

    mark

  • 莫名

    莫名 (你在红楼,我在西游!) 2010-09-26 16:27:36

    m

  • Macky

    Macky (我是女生~!) 2010-09-26 16:31:44

    小马

  • irina

    irina (争取像某人那样的开心,一半就行) 2010-09-26 17:05:53

    mark.....

  • Stacy..❤

    Stacy..❤ (Things happen, People change.) 2010-09-26 21:57:44

    超级喜欢绝望主妇

  • jinning53 2010-09-27 10:07:36

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    I just don't know how I'm going to survive this.

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    Listen to me.

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    We all have moments of desperation.

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    But if we can face them head-on, that's when we find out just how strong we really are.

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    Susan. I was just saying Paul wants us to go over on friday.



    美剧绝望的主妇Desperate Housewives英文对白

  • jinning53 2010-09-28 08:01:13

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    He needs us to go through Mary Alice's closetand help pack up her things.

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    He said he can't face doing it by himself.

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    Sure. That's fine.

    159
    Are you okay?

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    Yeah.


    美剧绝望的主妇Desperate Housewives英文对白

  • Joshua

    Joshua (只要我们耐心而坚持) 2010-09-28 09:12:00

    不错

  • Ever°summer

    Ever°summer (就像梦想来不及实现...) 2010-09-28 14:08:35

    m

  • jinning53 2010-09-29 08:40:44

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    I'm just so angry.

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    If Mary Alice was having problems,she should have come to us.

    163
    She should have let us help her.

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    What kind of problems could she have had?

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    She was healthy, had a great home, a nice family.



    美剧绝望的主妇Desperate Housewives英文对白

  • 朱彤

    朱彤 (人生是一场修行。) 2010-09-29 19:11:01

    为什么我看不了?

  • 朱彤

    朱彤 (人生是一场修行。) 2010-09-29 21:21:32

    哦,可以了

  • 阿贝贝

    阿贝贝 (哒哒哒哒哒。。。) 2010-09-29 21:31:45

    !!!!!!~~太好了。

  • struggle
  • 悟空要继续努力

    悟空要继续努力 (戒!) 2010-09-29 22:07:11

    M

  • jinning53 2010-09-30 07:37:28

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    - Her life was...
    - Our life.

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    No, if Mary Alice was having some sort of crisis, we'd have known.

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    She lives 50 feet away, for god's sakes.

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    Gabby, the woman killed herself.

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    Something must have been going on.


    美剧绝望的主妇Desperate Housewives英文对白

  • jinning53 2010-09-30 17:02:40

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    I wouldn't eat that if I were you.

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    Why?

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    I made it. Trust me.

    174
    Hey, hey, do you -- do you have a death wish?

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    No, I just refuse to believe that anybody cans crew up macaroni and cheese.



    美剧绝望的主妇Desperate Housewives英文对白

  • Summer

    Summer (做一个骄傲的女子) 2010-09-30 22:37:20

    Mark

  • jinning53 2010-10-01 18:03:50

    176
    Oh, my god.

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    How did you -- it tastes like it's burned and undercooked.

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    Yeah, I get that a lot. Here you go.

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    Ha ha. Thanks.

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    I'm Mike Delfino. I just started renting the simms house next door.



    美剧绝望的主妇Desperate Housewives英文对白

  • jinning53 2010-10-02 06:55:13

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    Susan Mayer. I live across the street.

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    Oh, yeah, mrs. Huber told me about you.

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    Said you illustrate children's books.

    184
    Yeah, I'm very big with the under-5 set.

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    - What do you do?
    - Plumber.


    美剧绝望的主妇Desperate Housewives英文对白

  • Lingjun Li

    Lingjun Li (午后阳光,暖暖的味道) 2010-10-02 07:35:54

    网站居然是乱码。。。。。。。。。。。。
    也推荐一个 surfchannel.com 没有字幕的,更新迅速

  • Tankuu

    Tankuu (边走边唱。) 2010-10-02 07:47:38

    M

  • 非礼小刀

    非礼小刀 (游荡ing。。。) 2010-10-02 08:35:28

    m

  • jinning53 2010-10-03 09:09:33

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    So if you ever have a clog...

    187
    or something.

    188
    Now that everybody's seen that I brought something,

    189
    I should probably just throw this out.

    190
    Ease up, you little vampire.


    美剧绝望的主妇Desperate Housewives英文对白

  • jinning53 2010-10-04 06:59:36

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    Lynette, I've been looking all over for you.

    192
    Are you aware of what your sons are doing?

    193
    What are you doing? We are at a wake.

    194
    When we got here, you said we could go in the pool.

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    I said you could go by the pool.



    美剧绝望的主妇Desperate Housewives英文对白

  • 苒若譞筱

    苒若譞筱 (红色跑道上的坚持) 2010-10-04 10:05:43

    记下了

  • 看云闲人

    看云闲人 (至少我还有梦想) 2010-10-04 10:16:56

    M

  • AIDER MOI

    AIDER MOI (We would be awesome together) 2010-10-04 10:19:00

    你这要贴到啥时候哦

  • jinning53 2010-10-05 08:02:25

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    Do you have your swimsuits on?

    197
    Yeah, we put them under our clothes before we left.

    198
    You three planned this? All right. That's it. Get out!

    199
    - No!
    - No?

    200
    I am your mother. You have to do what I say. Come on.


    美剧绝望的主妇Desperate Housewives英文对白

  • Banjo

    Banjo (Prague) 2010-10-05 15:41:17

    M

  • Vivian

    Vivian (岛国生活记录) 2010-10-05 16:37:12

    m

  • Alcibiades

    Alcibiades (最近正迷日系推理。) 2010-10-05 16:58:07

    m

  • jinning53 2010-10-06 18:50:27

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    We want to swim, and you can't stop us!

    202
    Get out, or I will get in this pool and just grab you. Get out!

    203
    Get over here.

    204
    Get -- get over here!

    205
    All right, give me your arm. Get back --


    美剧绝望的主妇Desperate Housewives英文对白

  • jinning53 2010-10-07 09:53:44

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    He had other things on his mind --

    212
    things below the surface.

    213
    The morning after my funeral,

    214
    my friends and neighbors quietly went back to their busy, busy lives.

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    While some did their cooking...



    美剧绝望的主妇Desperate Housewives英文对白

  • jinning53 2010-10-08 18:43:31

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    and some did their cleaning...

    217
    and some did their yoga...

    218
    others did their homework.

    219
    Hi.

    220
    I'm Julie. I kicked my soccer ball into your backyard.



    美剧绝望的主妇Desperate Housewives英文对白

  • manman

    manman 2010-10-08 18:44:34

    m

  • jinning53 2010-10-09 19:19:25

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    Oh, okay. Well, let's go around and get it.

    222
    Stay.

    223
    His wife died a year ago.

    224
    He wanted to stay in L.A., but there were too many memories.

    225
    He's renting for tax purposes, but he hopes to buy a place real soon.



    美剧绝望的主妇Desperate Housewives英文对白

  • jinning53 2010-10-10 17:21:16

    226
    I can't believe you went over there.

    227
    Hey, I saw you both flirting at the wake.

    228
    You're obviously into each other.

    229
    Now that you know he's single, you can ask him out.

    230
    Julie, I like mr. Delfino, I do.



    美剧绝望的主妇Desperate Housewives英文对白

  • Solo.莎

    Solo.莎 (__Enjoy your life.. baby ~) 2010-10-10 23:05:56

    M

  • 人挤人的咖啡店

    人挤人的咖啡店 (幸福不是 情歌) 2010-10-11 22:08:01

    这个很重要,,

  • jinning53 2010-10-12 13:15:13

    231
    I just, uh, I don't even know if I'm ready to start dating yet.

    232
    Oh, you need to get back out there.

    233
    Come on. How long has it been since you've had sex?

    234
    Are you mad that I asked you that?

    235
    No, I'm just trying to remember.


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  • jinning53 2010-10-14 17:21:13

    236
    I don't want to talk to you about my love life anymore. It weirds me out.

    237
    I wouldn't have said anything. It's just...

    238
    What?

    239
    I heard dad's girlfriend ask if you'd dated anyone since the divorce,

    240
    and dad said he doubted it.


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  • 一心

    一心 (Never,never give up!) 2010-10-14 17:26:26

    desperate

  • jinning53 2010-10-15 19:37:51

    241
    And then they both laughed.

    242
    - Susan.
    - Hi, Mike.

    243
    I brought you a little housewarming gift.

    244
    I probably should have brought something by earlier, but...

    245
    actually, you're the first in the neighborhood to stop by.



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  • jinning53 2010-10-17 19:56:25

    246
    Really?

    247
    Susan knews he was lucky.

    248
    An eligible bachelor had moved onto wisteria lane,

    249
    and she was the first to find out,

    250
    but she also knew that good news...



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  • jinning53 2010-10-19 19:15:31

    251
    Travels quickly.

    252
    Edie Britt was the most predatory divorc?e in a 5-block radius.

    253
    Her conquests were numerous...

    254
    varied...

    255
    and legendary.


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