I'm gonna die alone

创建于2008-12-21     组长： 张三

1 You don't have a girlfriend/boyfriend

2 You can't get one because you're socially awkward

3 Your role-model is Bernard, or Chandler Muriel Bing

4 You've watched too many shit movies, or read way too many shit books, whatever...

5 You watch porn regularly,for fun or sometimes even…for nothing

6 You don't have a date on Christmas Eve so you'll probably watch porn alone on that night, same holds true to your other Festivals, Valentine's day, New Year's Eve...whatever

7 You haven't had sex for like more than six months and

8 All the "friends" on your facebook are classmates from high school, college...and you don't want to talk to them AT ALL!!!!!
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Congratulations!!! You're gonna die alone !

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For further notice--

Bernard: ... I'll die alone upside-down on the bottom of a public toilet.
(Black Books)